Please read if you are attending the Blonde Bash

[TightEnd]

Tikay visited the Broadway last night and it sounds great

but he reminds me to remind you of something very important

Please either join as a member beforehand or ensure, if it is your first visit on the 7th January, that YOU BRING PHOTO ID (driving licence, passport etc) to enable you to join up there and then (now the 24 hour rule has been abolished). We would hate anyone to be disappointed on the day.

Please also allow plenty of time before the comp starts (7.30pm) to arrive, there could be upwards of 100 of us waiting to join up, have our photo taken and then enjoy the fun

We are hoping, perhaps, that some of you will arrive from mid afternoon onwards to get to know us and everyone else and so we can get to know you if we don't already

Kev's going to have a pie stall open, Red Dog will be signing autographs, there will be a "guess Tikay's age competition", first prize use of his Stannah stairlift, Heid will be snuck away in a corner addressing any emotional issues you need help with, Ironside will be giving "playing AK off under the gun tutorials" and Robert HM and Snoopy will be joining forces to calm your nerves in their own inimitable fashion

So there's no excuse not to arrive early!

BUT REMEMBER PHOTO ID.

Cheers.
 

[Colchester Kev]

Please note ... the pie stall will be for information purposes only !!!  The pies will be from my own personal collection, and will NOT be for sale !!

[Dewi_cool]

 

[Heid]

Mr End neglected to mention that I do charge for putting you through the emotional wringer.

1. Damn good talking to - Gin and tonic
2. Bit of a rant - Double Gin and Tonic
3. Salacious passing of gossip - I buy you a pint.
4. Emergency call out - (crying in the toilet) Packet of Marlboro Lights
5. Sexual Problems - Free - but make sure they are good.

I do pro bono work on a very selective case by case basis.

Please provide your own tissues.

[thetank]

I do pro bono work on a very selective case by case basis.

Please provide your own tissues.

Is that for a single or double gin?

[Heid]

Well, seeing as I have never really liked U2 (apart from the one where they are on top of the building), then I am afraid it's going to have to be a double.

[thetank]

Too clever and contrived for me that Heid, I just do mindless smut.

Merry Crimbo to the best looking mod xx

[Heid]

Spoony isn't online though Tank <g>

Thank you darlin', you just made my xmas

[Robert HM]

5. Sexual Problems - Free - but make sure they are good.

Please provide your own tissues.

Errrrrrrrrr

[Karabiner]

Mr End neglected to mention that I do charge for putting you through the emotional wringer.

1. Damn good talking to - Gin and tonic
2. Bit of a rant - Double Gin and Tonic
3. Salacious passing of gossip - I buy you a pint.
4. Emergency call out - (crying in the toilet) Packet of Marlboro Lights
5. Sexual Problems - Free - but make sure they are good.

I do pro bono work on a very selective case by case basis.

Please provide your own tissues.

Will you be running a Bad Beat service too Heid for exiting neurotics ?

I think a Bad Beat Booth could be a money-spinning franchise 

[Heid]

Sheesh....Actually that's probably more of a +ev situation than playing in the tourney actually.....

£5 for me to be sympathetic, a quid to just listen?

How many runners we got again?

[ifm]

Can you explain how he happened to be there Christmas Eve when it was shut?
Just curious?
BTW as it aprpoaches i feel more and more for Richard who single handedly organised all of this and the vast majority will never meet, top chap

[tikay]

I can assure you it was NOT shut ifm, we - Rhow, Dave & myself - had a lovely meal, but there was no Poker. We left around 0200 Christmas Day. What a lovely place! We bumped into Derek Baxter there, and a dealer who used to be in Walsall, "large" fella, nice guy.

I feel for Rich too, we are hoping he can come alonng to the after hours stuff in the Hotel though. He worked SO hard for blonde to put this on, it's a tragedy, I agree.

[ifm]

You must mean Dave, big fella, ugly as sin 
I only asked cuz their own site said they were closed (not that i'd have gone there), someone asked me.
I do hope Richard is involved, top lad and i think has a lot to do with the success of the place.

[tikay]

You must mean Dave, big fella, ugly as sin 
I only asked cuz their own site said they were closed (not that i'd have gone there), someone asked me.
I do hope Richard is involved, top lad and i think has a lot to do with the success of the place.

"ugly as sin".....your words, not mine! Nice fella. he was Pit Bossng the Gaming Tables.

Dunno what the website said, but it was deffo open, but that may explain why it was almost empty.