blonde poker forum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 18, 2025, 10:12:29 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
2262307 Posts in 66604 Topics by 16990 Members
Latest Member: Enut
* Home Help Arcade Search Calendar Guidelines Login Register
+  blonde poker forum
|-+  Community Forums
| |-+  The Lounge
| | |-+  Only way is Essex ,.,..
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 Go Down Print
Author Topic: Only way is Essex ,.,..  (Read 3049 times)
sofa----king
sofa----king
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3627



View Profile
« on: November 08, 2010, 12:51:07 AM »

Are Essex girls really that thick?,??,.,,

Logged

one two buckle my shoe,three four,i wish i had velcro
TightEnd
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: I am a geek!!



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 12:54:39 AM »

Are Essex girls really that thick?,??,.,,



They're Comma Chameleons mate, they come and go.Loving would be easy if their colours were like their dreams, which are red, gold and green.

Logged

My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
sofa----king
sofa----king
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3627



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2010, 01:03:26 AM »

Are Essex girls really that thick?,??,.,,



They're Comma Chameleons mate, they come and go.Loving would be easy if their colours were like their dreams, which are red, gold and green.



I rekon amy is a lady,.,.boy
Logged

one two buckle my shoe,three four,i wish i had velcro
pleno1
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 18912



View Profile
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2010, 02:28:39 AM »

The show is so com.
Logged

Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
brummieboy
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2072



View Profile WWW
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2010, 10:15:39 AM »

Sigh, why do I Sky+ this crap...
Logged
sofa----king
sofa----king
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3627



View Profile
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 10:34:19 AM »

Sigh, why do I Sky+ this crap...
coz if u see a vijazzle u can pause it and nail it???,.,?
Logged

one two buckle my shoe,three four,i wish i had velcro
RaisyDaisy86
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 30


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 11:18:06 AM »

Its so bad its good. Mark to win the boxing match
Logged
GreekStein
Hero Member
Hero Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 20728



View Profile
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2010, 03:42:05 PM »

it's no Jersey Shore!
Logged

@GreekStein on twitter.

Retired Policeman, Part time troll.
EvilPie
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 14241



View Profile
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2010, 03:48:03 PM »

I went out with an Essex girl a few years back for a very brief period.

She had a doctorate in photo-chemistry or something of the sort and was a grade 7 pianist.

She might not have passed the show's selection criteria.
Logged

Motivational speeches at their best:

"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
Eso Kral
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6910


Lucky in Life!!


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2010, 04:18:28 PM »

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool its only youguys who dont live in Essex who watch this rubbish, i was on a training course last week with 3 guys from the midlands and the north so i took them to a country pub in Grays and they saw loads of essex people drinking, swearing, no spray tans and said "this is not what the programme is like"
 Only Loughton and Leigh on Sea is like this.
Programme is true about Essex girls though
Joke   what does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive??

Her Feet
Logged

Andrew Charles Blacklock - Lived for those he loved and those he loved remember.
titaniumbean
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 10018


Equity means nothing.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2010, 04:22:39 PM »

sigh at being from Essex and the areas they focus on.


Would be nice if producers as a finale just put down any one who appeared on the show imo.



And yes there really are that many unattractive ditzy bints around.
Logged
GreekStein
Hero Member
Hero Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 20728



View Profile
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2010, 04:25:15 PM »

I went out with an Essex girl a few years back for a very brief period.

She had fake boobies and blonde hair, just the way I like em

FYP Matt.
Logged

@GreekStein on twitter.

Retired Policeman, Part time troll.
RED-DOG
International Lover World Wide Playboy
Global Moderator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 47392



View Profile WWW
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 04:27:02 PM »

sigh at being from Essex and the areas they focus on.


Would be nice if producers as a finale just put down any one who appeared on the show imo.



And yes there really are that many unattractive ditzy bints around.

Matthew 7:1.
Logged

The older I get, the better I was.
Eso Kral
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6910


Lucky in Life!!


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2010, 04:28:38 PM »

I went out with an Essex girl a few years back for a very brief period.

She had fake boobies and blonde hair all down her back, none on her head just down her back just the way I like em

FYP Matt.
Logged

Andrew Charles Blacklock - Lived for those he loved and those he loved remember.
titaniumbean
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 10018


Equity means nothing.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2010, 04:53:54 PM »

sigh at being from Essex and the areas they focus on.


Would be nice if producers as a finale just put down any one who appeared on the show imo.



And yes there really are that many unattractive ditzy bints around.

Matthew 7:1.


"“Do not judge, or you too will be judged."



Had to look it up obv, and why the hell cant I judge these bastards?


They're changing all of the pubs I used to go to into places I can never set foot again, making people think that Essex people are actually like these scumbags.


Just like anyone who goes on bigbrother I hope they all get put down.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.125 seconds with 19 queries.