Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?

[Karabiner]

I can't believe I put my poetic prowess to work and then it turns out to be a random draw.

To add insult to injury I appear to have been left out of the candidate's list too 

[Claw75]

Meh. should be the best limerick wins imo.

Get three random blondes to rank 1,2 and 3 and limerick with most points wins the seat.

i would have tried harder with my limerick if that had been stipulated...

me too.  random draw ftw. 

[TightEnd]

I love all the limericks and they are all clever, which is why I asked for them

Definitely a random draw though, otherwise GreekStein would have no chance

[mondatoo]

There was a young blonde with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly not wrong!'
That degenerate greek with a nose

Quality

[TightEnd]

In the draw so far

Karabiner
Drain Alien
Little red riding hood
Ironside
Claw
34betsooted5betshoveetc
GreekStein
Lucky
Shogun
treefella
toots2
celtic
nirvana
cdw
cia
Pelham boy
Ace2m
Byron
Luther
chompy
dingdell
RED
Lucky
SovietSong

23 names. entries close Fri 10th

This will be a random draw

One person not involved will put a number to each name by PM, and another person will choose a number by PM

We'll do two reserves to in case first pick can't make it

[GreekStein]

have a lymerick battle off imo

[Drain Alien]

"Yes please" Tighty

There once was a lady called Mrs Hunt
She had a most beautiful.......Smile
Her hair was so blonde
Her boyfriend was fond
....Clearly the winner - by a Country Mile

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Yes Please

Drainy's a Blonde hero member,
His posts are often ones to remember,
His poker's gone pear-shaped this year,
Resulting in many a tear,
He's only gone and retired again in December!

LRRH

[Chompy]

There once was a guy named Sudoku,
Who decided to hire a bloke who,
Looked, yes please, a lot like Yoda,
And drove, yes please, around a Skoda,
"Why you call me with that rubbish? You got no clue?"

[Drain Alien]

There once was a guy named Sudoku,
Who decided to hire a bloke who,
Looked a lot like Yoda,
And drove around a Skoda,
"Why you call me with that rubbish? You got no clue?"

FAIL
No "Yes Please" u Donk

[TightEnd]

I asked Laxie

Please can you put a number between 1 and 24 next to each of these people for me?

and she replied

24- Karabiner
13 - Drain Alien
2 - Little red riding hood
9 - Ironside
16 - Claw
11 - 34betsooted5betshoveetc
8 - GreekStein
19 - Lucky
12 - Shogun
1 -treefella
14 - toots2
7 - celtic
20 - nirvana
18 - cdw
3 - cia
22 - Pelham boy
15 - Ace2m
4 - Byron
10 - Luther
6 - chompy
21 - dingdell
17 - RED
5 - Lucky
23 - SovietSong


I asked TheChipPrince, and he replied



«  Sent to: TightEnd  on: Today at 10:17:47 AM »

Please choose me three numbers between 1 and 24 for a seat draw I am doing

9, 12, 22.

[TightEnd]

So playing the event will be


1st Choice Ironside

2nd Shogun

3rd Pelham Boy



So if Ironside can let me know whether he intends playing please, and if not I will go to Shogun and so on


Once we know who is playing I will let the venue know

[TightEnd]

Fk my life. It's Ironside.

[AndrewT]

Ironside and Shogun - nice local players to Walthamstow there.

[TightEnd]

Ironside and Shogun - nice local players to Walthamstow there.

Next, Drain Alien wins a seat to the Inverness Masters on a Monday in february