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« on: November 30, 2010, 03:03:08 PM »


blonde Poker has a seat to give away to the £200 NLHE event, £10,000 gtd first prize, to one member

Via a competition

To be eligible, post "Yes please" and a five line limerick containing the word "blonde" in it.....

A random draw will then take place on 10th December.

One stipulation: 10% of your winnings in this event to be returned to blonde Poker to be used towards funding live updates
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 03:47:18 PM »
there once was a blonde from nantucket.....
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 05:57:15 PM »
There once was a blonde called thetank,
45-mans he knew how to spank,
But he quit at the top,
Swapped his mouse for a mop,
And said "I've given up teh pokers, they're wank".
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 06:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Moskvich on November 30, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
There once was a blonde called thetank,
45-mans he knew how to spank,
But he quit at the top,
Swapped his mouse for a mop,
And said "I've given up teh pokers, they're wank".

Winner!
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 06:40:03 PM »
Quote from: MC on November 30, 2010, 06:00:33 PM
Quote from: Moskvich on November 30, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
There once was a blonde called thetank,
45-mans he knew how to spank,
But he quit at the top,
Swapped his mouse for a mop,
And said "I've given up teh pokers, they're wank".

Winner!

You're too kind, but probably right that at this stage I'm looking like winning the random draw.

There once was a blonde called MC,
Whose story's a rare one to see,
He hit the nosebleeds,
When young and naive,
Now he's grown up and grinds SNGs.
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 06:48:01 PM »
Is this a live or online event?
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 06:49:06 PM »
Live in east london. Obv suitable for southern based blondes
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 07:02:34 PM »
http://www.equalchance.co.uk/


their forum on here at: http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?board=64.0


Nice place, nicely run.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 07:18:27 PM »
yes please

blonde blonde blonde
blonde blonde blonde
poker poker poker
poker poker poker
someone poker that blonde

ffs never said i was any good at limericks and i just needed to entry one to enter the draw so dont blame me
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 07:26:40 PM »
yes please.

there once was a blonde with nice tits,
who loved the pokerz to bits,
Tighty gave her the free seat,
so she massaged his feet,*
Then went on to pwn all the nits.

*artistic licence, in no way a binding promise or anything, right?
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 07:32:12 PM »
Sometimes I think the talents of blondepoker members are wasted on poker.
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2010, 07:32:20 PM »
yes please (random draw not by me)


there was a blonde bird called Claw
Her tits make boys jaws drop to the floor
Her singing of REO Speedwagon
Made me put a firm gag on
and with that she showed me the door
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 07:36:36 PM »
can you pop the gag back in the post pls tighty? kthx.
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 10:29:01 PM »
Yes please

I met a blonde called Sophia
She had terrible diarrhoea
I did her up the rear
turns out she gave me gonorrhoea!  
SHIT forget it needed to be 5 lines OH DEAR!!
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 10:30:38 PM »
top Corking.
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