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« Reply #2010 on: March 30, 2011, 01:02:51 AM »

Hear some random shit in the taxi!!

Best one?
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« Reply #2011 on: March 30, 2011, 09:59:39 AM »

is it possible that you're picking up on conversations more because you're starting to develop super hearing? pretty soon you could be listening in on stuff happening hundreds of metres away or inside buildings and stuff
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« Reply #2012 on: March 30, 2011, 10:02:43 AM »

is it possible that you're picking up on conversations more because you're starting to develop super hearing? pretty soon you could be listening in on stuff happening hundreds of metres away or inside buildings and stuff

And when you hear what players in hands against you are saying to themselves, you'll have it made.
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« Reply #2013 on: March 30, 2011, 11:03:43 AM »

Hear some random shit in the taxi!!

Best one?

Loads of relationship stuff!

A lass was telling me her cunning plan of how she was going to trap her bf by getting up the duff!! EVIL!!

One lass last night bragging about benefits!! Could of headbutted her!!

Come to think of it all women are trouble!
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« Reply #2014 on: March 30, 2011, 11:11:24 AM »

Hear some random shit in the taxi!!

Best one?

Loads of relationship stuff!

A lass was telling me her cunning plan of how she was going to trap her bf by getting up the duff!! EVIL!!

One lass last night bragging about benefits!! Could of headbutted her!!

Come to think of it all women are trouble!


Even the ones with lovely boobs?
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« Reply #2015 on: March 30, 2011, 11:24:04 AM »

is it possible that you're picking up on conversations more because you're starting to develop super hearing? pretty soon you could be listening in on stuff happening hundreds of metres away or inside buildings and stuff

And when you hear what players in hands against you are saying to themselves, you'll have it made.
there is a blow in dealer at dtd deepstacks called harvey. nice old boy grey hair in a pony tail. i am sat in seat 1 with him dealing towards the end of day 1 of a deepstack and i can here him saying "i'd call that bet sir. obvious bluff" and "thats a fold. he has the goods". he is so subtle and quiet i actually think i am hearing voices. harvey knows the game inside out and was not often wrong. at the break i asked him about it and he just smiles and says "no one ever takes any notice". then i thought how true this is in that game. i often see people showing their hands and i bet at least 5 people at the table could not tell you what hand he just showed
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« Reply #2016 on: March 30, 2011, 11:30:45 AM »

Hear some random shit in the taxi!!

Best one?

Loads of relationship stuff!

A lass was telling me her cunning plan of how she was going to trap her bf by getting up the duff!! EVIL!!

One lass last night bragging about benefits!! Could of headbutted her!!

Come to think of it all women are trouble!


Even the ones with lovely boobs?

Yea there ony after one thing and that's ur money!!

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« Reply #2017 on: March 30, 2011, 11:38:55 AM »

Good point Jason, I've had this convo with sicilidonk, it normally goes like this,

S: listen to this hand...

V: is this a poker story?

S: yes, I haven't played a hand for 2 levels, and I raise to blah blah blah barrel all three streets and he won't give up two pair blah blah blah.

V: so you made the mistake of assuming he is aware of what is happening around him?

S: sigh. Cock, so uber tez.
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« Reply #2018 on: March 30, 2011, 11:41:47 AM »

Good point Jason, I've had this convo with sicilidonk, it normally goes like this,

S: listen to this hand...

V: is this a poker story?

S: Yes

V: Not interested then.

S:  I'll buy you a kebab...?

V:  Tell me all about it!

S: OK, I haven't played a hand for 2 levels, and I raise to blah blah blah barrel all three streets and he won't give up two pair blah blah blah.

V: so you made the mistake of assuming he is aware of what is happening around him?

S: sigh. Cock, so uber tez.

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« Reply #2019 on: March 30, 2011, 11:57:58 AM »

Good point Jason, I've had this convo with sicilidonk, it normally goes like this,

S: listen to this hand...

V: is this a poker story?

S: Yes

V: Not interested then.

S:  I'll buy you a kebab...?

V:  Tell me all about it!

S: OK, I haven't played a hand for 2 levels, and I raise to blah blah blah barrel all three streets and he won't give up two pair blah blah blah.

V: so you made the mistake of assuming he is aware of what is happening around him?

S: sigh. Cock, so uber tez.

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pmsl (what does fyp mean.. i still think it means feck your post coz it seems to fit mosttimes)
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« Reply #2020 on: March 30, 2011, 12:02:19 PM »

fyp= for your pleasure
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« Reply #2021 on: March 30, 2011, 12:05:52 PM »

fyp= for your pleasure
oh ok. thought this would only be used followed by a link to some porn or cantona footage
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« Reply #2022 on: March 30, 2011, 12:17:16 PM »

Kebabs are more pleasurable than porn or cantona footage,  so don't get your point?
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« Reply #2023 on: March 30, 2011, 12:21:23 PM »

Have you ever eaten chilli sauce off a woman whilst watching Cantona footage?
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« Reply #2024 on: March 30, 2011, 12:27:21 PM »

Have you ever eaten chilli sauce off a woman whilst watching Cantona footage?

Lolololol George, is that something you think about regulary?
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