Luton & The Aftermath - Diary

[celtic]

Not deterred by that pesky grass, lildave, I now was fully loaded with Vodka, and determined to carry on meeting new people, in my really funny style, and now spotted a great opportunity..

Moorman was sitting on a settee with someone, in the reserved area, and I said to claypole.. Watch me Shaun, watch how funny I am... Sigh.

The convo went like this:

Me: Hi, I'm Vince, I'm friends with a few of this lot

M: Hi, I'm Chris

Me: You play poker too?

M Yeah

Me: Live or online?

M: Mainly online

Me: Oh right, What's your name online?

M: Moorman1

Me: (Blank look) Nope, never heard of you.

And walked away

Groan, It seemed funny at the time, I'm sure claypole laughed, and to be fair to Chris, he did too. I then confessed to him, that I was just being hilariously funny. He was fine though, and it obv inspired him to a nice win, a few days later

[celtic]

I tried the same gag with chris brammer, but he said, ah, you're celtic from blonde! Sigh.

By now, the night was in full swing, and people were well and trully oilled. There was a lot of man hugging going on, and I remember me and middy falling onto the sofa, locked in a very manly hug. Unluckily for me, I was on the bottom, and took his full weight ;( still, it was his night after all.

At some point, the room was infiltrated by lots of women, apparently, they turn up, have a few free drinks, a chat, and then go back to the club, or at least that's how I was led to believe it works. None of them really seemed interested in Nando's or kebabs, so I went got another drink. Not really aware of the time, I rang Cos, but he didn't answer, so Jones got me to ring ChipRich instead, but he didn't answer either, must have been something to do with them being asleep, as it was about 6.30am in the UK

The next thing I remember is brummieboy in a wheelchair, with some blood on his head, and even more on the floor. I remember thinking, ooh, that's a bit nasty, and it was. I will spare you the picture, as it has already been shown on blonde, but the poor fker ended up having five staples in his head. Thankfully he was released the next day.

The rest of my time in the club is a bit of a blur, I don't know if we stayed there for 5 mins or 5 hours after Paul had tried to grab all the attention for himself unfortunately fallen over.

I sort of remember leaving the club, but then the next bit is a bit sketchy.

[Claw75]

when are you free for our girls' night out down the bingo?

[celtic]

I somehow found myself in the taxi queue with Middy, some american guy, and two english burds, one of which, turned out to be a mate of flushy.

Middy asked me if I wanted to go to another clucb. Ehh, of course, let's go. I assumed everyone was going. We got there, and there was a big queue, but, i think we just got ushered in, and led to a table, where I just kept drinking & smoking. I lost my phone twice, but it seemed to turn up again, like magic, and I'm fairly sure, when we were in there, I was approached by some ladies of the night, not 100% sure tho, but they looked like they could be, but it was loud, and I was drunk, and maybe I just imagined what I thought they had said to me..

Anyway, we stayed there for a while, I don't know how long, I do remember having another very manly hug with middy, in the middle of the bar area, and we had a very deep convo, and he said some very nice things. Can't remember exactly what he said, but i remember bits of it, and remember thinking, what a great bloke he is.

Eventually I wondered out to find a taxi, to be greeted by bright sunshine, I didn't have a clue where I was, so got in a cab, and asked him to take me to the palazzo. It took about 2 mins lol, so I couldn't have been far. It was only the next day, when I saw flushy at the venetian, he told me that it was a place called Drais, and was on the strip.

All in all, it was a great night. Not the type of night I would normally go for, but one I will remember for a long time.

[celtic]

when are you free for our girls' night out down the bingo?

I used to be good at bingo. Am retired now unfortunately.

[Claw75]

when are you free for our girls' night out down the bingo?

I used to be good at bingo. Am retired now unfortunately.

haha that's not what you said the other week.  if you want to retain your cool on your diary we'll keep it private.

[celtic]

when are you free for our girls' night out down the bingo?

I used to be good at bingo. Am retired now unfortunately.

haha that's not what you said the other week.  if you want to retain your cool on your diary we'll keep it private.

Haven't played for years, it's not the kind of thing you can just jump back into. It's a game of skill.

[Claw75]

when are you free for our girls' night out down the bingo?

I used to be good at bingo. Am retired now unfortunately.

haha that's not what you said the other week.  if you want to retain your cool on your diary we'll keep it private.

Haven't played for years, it's not the kind of thing you can just jump back into. It's a game of skill.

good point.  i've not played for about 4 years myself.  Perhaps chompy could host a home game before we hit the mecca?

[claypole]

Sat in my room with a huge hangover, packing - reading this is so funny, youwrite really well and you're ability to recall events is somuch better than mine...love the expectant mother line, so true!

Anyway, my anecdote of the day....

As you know, had a few $$$$ left - had sold most but endedup with about $2k left yesterday. Txt a couple of people including lil Dave butno reply.  Proceeded to have big night last night at XS, in at 7am - unfortunately via craps and black jack at Caesars and with basically my "bus fair home" and no $$$$$.

Fall asleep - awake to a text from Cos, who I haven't met. Now Cos is asking for the $$$$ he won from Brummie, which I delivered to Titty last week. In my drunken haze I don't read it properly, think he is after buying some and snap reply "Sorry mate, did it all in at Caesars playing blackjack"and go back to sleep.

To Cos's credit, no rant - luckily just another text and hour later saying he needs it for main and did Brummie now, could I do sterling etc. My hangover went quickly at the thought of being outed as a grimmer, snap called him and we had a good laugh on the phone. Top bloke, very funny.

[millidonk]

Great read. Sounds like you all had a quality time.

[Boba Fett]

lol The Middy Party!

[the sicilian]

Sat in my room with a huge hangover, packing - reading this is so funny, youwrite really well and you're ability to recall events is somuch better than mine...love the expectant mother line, so true!

Anyway, my anecdote of the day....

As you know, had a few $$$$ left - had sold most but endedup with about $2k left yesterday. Txt a couple of people including lil Dave butno reply.  Proceeded to have big night last night at XS, in at 7am - unfortunately via craps and black jack at Caesars and with basically my "bus fair home" and no $$$$$.

Fall asleep - awake to a text from Cos, who I haven't met. Now Cos is asking for the $$$$ he won from Brummie, which I delivered to Titty last week. In my drunken haze I don't read it properly, think he is after buying some and snap reply "Sorry mate, did it all in at Caesars playing blackjack"and go back to sleep.

To Cos's credit, no rant - luckily just another text and hour later saying he needs it for main and did Brummie now, could I do sterling etc. My hangover went quickly at the thought of being outed as a grimmer, snap called him and we had a good laugh on the phone. Top bloke, very funny.

Superb..iv'e done the lot' wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!

[celtic]

when are you free for our girls' night out down the bingo?

I used to be good at bingo. Am retired now unfortunately.

haha that's not what you said the other week.  if you want to retain your cool on your diary we'll keep it private.

Haven't played for years, it's not the kind of thing you can just jump back into. It's a game of skill.

good point.  i've not played for about 4 years myself.  Perhaps chompy could host a home game before we hit the mecca?

I'd say chompy was quite handy at bingo, would be just the same technique he uses at poker imo.

[celtic]

Sat in my room with a huge hangover, packing - reading this is so funny, youwrite really well and you're ability to recall events is somuch better than mine...love the expectant mother line, so true!

Anyway, my anecdote of the day....

As you know, had a few $$$$ left - had sold most but endedup with about $2k left yesterday. Txt a couple of people including lil Dave butno reply.  Proceeded to have big night last night at XS, in at 7am - unfortunately via craps and black jack at Caesars and with basically my "bus fair home" and no $$$$$.

Fall asleep - awake to a text from Cos, who I haven't met. Now Cos is asking for the $$$$ he won from Brummie, which I delivered to Titty last week. In my drunken haze I don't read it properly, think he is after buying some and snap reply "Sorry mate, did it all in at Caesars playing blackjack"and go back to sleep.

To Cos's credit, no rant - luckily just another text and hour later saying he needs it for main and did Brummie now, could I do sterling etc. My hangover went quickly at the thought of being outed as a grimmer, snap called him and we had a good laugh on the phone. Top bloke, very funny.

Cos def is one of the best, don't know about funny tho, think you are pushing it there Shaun..

[celtic]

Vinni tried to register for the Venetian jobbie yesterday - & got REFUSED ENTRY.

He was happy about that, demanding to see "someone in higher authority", & eventually resorted to seeking advice by 'phone from a respected high roller, with "connections" - Chompy.

Trust me, it's true.

A bunch of us - Gav, Dean, Scotty, witnessed the whole thing. We were so sad for him.

This really fucked me off if I'm honest.

The guy in the picture decided to ask me for ID, because it's the law, and I can be asked at any time. The queue was massive, and I obv didn't have any, so I rang donks to bring my passport from the room, he still hadn't turned up 20 mins later, so I rang him again, and he was still in the room ffs. Level 1 was already 20 mins in, and the longer I waited, the more annoyed I was getting.

The queue was now about 70 deep to buy in, so I decided to join it, I got to almost the front, and had to leave, as donks was still on the phone to his burd. Eventually he showed up and we joined the queue. Got to the front of the queue and got the same guy, he just said $350 please, so i handed it over, he gave me my ticket and said, good luck in the tournament. I asked him if he wanted to see my passport, and he said, no, it's fine, as long as you have it on you.

GFY. Fkin jobsworth.