Luton & The Aftermath - Diary

[celtic]

R u thirsty vin?

lol, go on.. punchline?

[mondatoo]

The ex cleaning your flat thing is a level yeah ? surely ?

[celtic]

The ex cleaning your flat thing is a level yeah ? surely ?

no!

[mondatoo]

The ex cleaning your flat thing is a level yeah ? surely ?

no!

Com, love the cheek from you, oh hi der fancy coming cleaning my flat, oh ok, WTF!!!!!!!

[sovietsong]

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with an ex. Let's call him xxxxx, I call him that whenever sir donks is around, to protect him being googled/fbooked etc. Was a bit nervous, as there was obviously history etc, but time seemed to have forgotten all that, which was good. Had a great night, drinks and dinner, followed by throwing up, peeing in bushes, and falling over. And that was just him

Anyway, went back to his, and used all my best lines. That top looks nice on you, your eyes looks really nice etc etc.

One thing led to another, and I cracked it. No no, not that, I asked him if he wanted to come round and clean my flat. My Glasgow charm seemed to work, and he came round and cleaned it when I was at work, the following Wednesday. Free of charge I did offer to pay, but he wouldn't have it.

I confided in Sir Donks & Eso, who weren't slow to take the piss, telling me my flat was gonna be trashed, everything moved out, clothes cut etc. Thanks!

Went home on Wednesday, and didn't recognise the place, thankfully it was due to how clean & tidy it was, rather than it being trashed. Result.

Neither of us are looking for a relationship at the moment, but we have kept in touch, and seen each other a couple of times since, which has been nice. I may even 'employ' him again soon, If he is lucky.

fyp

[the sicilian]

Spoke to celtics lady friend on the phone last night and I have to report she is as pedantic and evasive as he is...perfect match so  Odds on for a spring date IMO

[the sicilian]

Some may know I lost/had stolen a credit card in las Vegas... Final tally from MasterCard as follows

4 x Mcdonalds
1x can of coke
1x bus ticket

Phew... If it wasn't for the bus ticket I would have had the old bill arresting Celtic

[HOLDorFOLD]

Pizzled came round and sorted out my bathroom lighting during the week. Need to wear sunglasses in there now ffs. I had used the shaving light in there for a while, thinking that there was a major prob with the wiring or something. He very skillfully managed to get me light in there again. Apparently it's called 'changing the bulbs' Amazing.

Just the kitchen to sort out now Gav. Cheers.

Your welcome x

I also sorted your dishwasher problem also.....I  think it was called turning on the water 

lololol I forgot about that,

It's fkin awesome by the way. I think I love it. I may even love you. If holdy ever gets bored of you, you will also have a space in my bed, and I live nearer to you than she does

Lolz ... he obv luvs ya more .... still waiting for my lights to be fixed innit 

[GreekStein]

Geoff hurst was called hursty by some.

[celtic]

Geoff hurst was called hursty by some.

Ahh, with you now son. No, you're wrong. very wrong in fact. But nice effort.

[Karabiner]

Do you think xxxxx would believe you if you told her you'd moved into a new flat in Nottingham?

My place is an absolute tip.

[smashedagain]

lol. i wish xxxxx would come across this thread

[Claw75]

Do you think xxxxx would believe you if you told her you'd moved into a new flat in Nottingham?

My place is an absolute tip.

+ ruislip pls

lol. i wish xxxxx would come across this thread

probs better material on the interwebs for that kind of thing

[celtic]

lol. i wish xxxxx would come across this thread

Already has Jase, she said 'that smashedagain again seems a bit of a tit' 

Sorry Ralph & Claw, am keeping her to myself.

[smashedagain]

Lol. She seems very astute Vinny.