Luton & The Aftermath - Diary

[celtic]

Pizzled came round and sorted out my bathroom lighting during the week. Need to wear sunglasses in there now ffs. I had used the shaving light in there for a while, thinking that there was a major prob with the wiring or something. He very skillfully managed to get me light in there again. Apparently it's called 'changing the bulbs' Amazing.

Just the kitchen to sort out now Gav. Cheers.

Your welcome x

I also sorted your dishwasher problem also.....I  think it was called turning on the water 

lololol I forgot about that,

It's fkin awesome by the way. I think I love it. I may even love you. If holdy ever gets bored of you, you will also have a space in my bed, and I live nearer to you than she does

[celtic]

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with an ex. Let's call her xxxxx, I call her that whenever sir donks is around, to protect her being googled/fbooked etc. Was a bit nervous, as there was obviously history etc, but time seemed to have forgotten all that, which was good. Had a great night, drinks and dinner, followed by throwing up, peeing in bushes, and falling over. And that was just her

Anyway, went back to hers, and used all my best lines. That top looks nice on you, your eyes looks really nice etc etc.

One thing led to another, and I cracked it. No no, not that, I asked her if she wanted to come round and clean my flat. My Glasgow charm seemed to work, and she came round and cleaned it when I was at work, the following Wednesday. Free of charge I did offer to pay, but she wouldn't have it.

I confided in Sir Donks & Eso, who weren't slow to take the piss, telling me my flat was gonna be trashed, everything moved out, clothes cut etc. Thanks!

Went home on Wednesday, and didn't recognise the place, thankfully it was due to how clean & tidy it was, rather than it being trashed. Result.

Neither of us are looking for a relationship at the moment, but we have kept in touch, and seen each other a couple of times since, which has been nice. I may even 'employ' her again soon, If she is lucky.

[smashedagain]

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with an ex. Let's call her xxxxx, I call her that whenever sir donks is around, to protect her being googled/fbooked etc. Was a bit nervous, as there was obviously history etc, but time seemed to have forgotten all that, which was good. Had a great night, drinks and dinner, followed by throwing up, peeing in bushes, and falling over. And that was just her

Anyway, went back to hers, and used all my best lines. That top looks nice on you, your eyes looks really nice etc etc.

One thing led to another, and I cracked it. No no, not that, I asked her if she wanted to come round and clean my flat. My Glasgow charm seemed to work, and she came round and cleaned it when I was at work, the following Wednesday. Free of charge I did offer to pay, but she wouldn't have it.

I confided in Sir Donks & Eso, who weren't slow to take the piss, telling me my flat was gonna be trashed, everything moved out, clothes cut etc. Thanks!

Went home on Wednesday, and didn't recognise the place, thankfully it was due to how clean & tidy it was, rather than it being trashed. Result.

Neither of us are looking for a relationship at the moment, but we have kept in touch, and seen each other a couple of times since, which has been nice. I may even 'employ' her again soon, If she is lucky.

i prefer sex with an ex than a Becks with an ex.

[celtic]

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with an ex. Let's call her xxxxx, I call her that whenever sir donks is around, to protect her being googled/fbooked etc. Was a bit nervous, as there was obviously history etc, but time seemed to have forgotten all that, which was good. Had a great night, drinks and dinner, followed by throwing up, peeing in bushes, and falling over. And that was just her

Anyway, went back to hers, and used all my best lines. That top looks nice on you, your eyes looks really nice etc etc.

One thing led to another, and I cracked it. No no, not that, I asked her if she wanted to come round and clean my flat. My Glasgow charm seemed to work, and she came round and cleaned it when I was at work, the following Wednesday. Free of charge I did offer to pay, but she wouldn't have it.

I confided in Sir Donks & Eso, who weren't slow to take the piss, telling me my flat was gonna be trashed, everything moved out, clothes cut etc. Thanks!

Went home on Wednesday, and didn't recognise the place, thankfully it was due to how clean & tidy it was, rather than it being trashed. Result.

Neither of us are looking for a relationship at the moment, but we have kept in touch, and seen each other a couple of times since, which has been nice. I may even 'employ' her again soon, If she is lucky.

i prefer sex with an ex than a Becks with an ex.

Sometimes people don't see the obvious, because they are looking too hard!

[smashedagain]

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with an ex. Let's call her xxxxx, I call her that whenever sir donks is around, to protect her being googled/fbooked etc. Was a bit nervous, as there was obviously history etc, but time seemed to have forgotten all that, which was good. Had a great night, drinks and dinner, followed by throwing up, peeing in bushes, and falling over. And that was just her

Anyway, went back to hers, and used all my best lines. That top looks nice on you, your eyes looks really nice etc etc.

One thing led to another, and I cracked it. No no, not that, I asked her if she wanted to come round and clean my flat. My Glasgow charm seemed to work, and she came round and cleaned it when I was at work, the following Wednesday. Free of charge I did offer to pay, but she wouldn't have it.

I confided in Sir Donks & Eso, who weren't slow to take the piss, telling me my flat was gonna be trashed, everything moved out, clothes cut etc. Thanks!

Went home on Wednesday, and didn't recognise the place, thankfully it was due to how clean & tidy it was, rather than it being trashed. Result.

Neither of us are looking for a relationship at the moment, but we have kept in touch, and seen each other a couple of times since, which has been nice. I may even 'employ' her again soon, If she is lucky.

i prefer sex with an ex than a Becks with an ex.

Sometimes people don't see the obvious, because they are looking too hard!

if an ex is prepared to clean your flat then clearly she will do anything for you. even try some of that dirtier stuff that you were to scared to try with her the first time round. sounds like she is mad for it. bet she was well disappointed getting you back to her flat and then you asking her to come over and clean yours (while you were out) lol

[celtic]

LOL herbaments.

[boldie]

lol @ getting an ex to clean your place whilst you're out. that's just mad, can't believe she actually did it.

Mr Herbsalot is right (obv), she must still be interested...either that or just seriously demented.

[Claw75]

Mr Herbsalot is right (obv), she must still be interested...either that or just seriously demented.

i'm gonna go with both.

glad to hear you got your cobwebs dusted away

[gatso]

Sigh, only going to luton cos claire promised I could antirail you when I bustoed early

[titaniumbean]

Sigh, only going to luton cos claire promised I could antirail you when I bustoed early

would have to be an early busto to guarantee being able to rail Vinny at all..... boom boom!

[77dave]

Enjoying the SPL this year?

[celtic]

Enjoying the SPL this year?

It's great!

Can't believe it's started already. There are fixtures scheduled for next weekend too, and Celtic have had to postpone theirs, to fulfill a friendly v Inter Milan. Seems like it's only been a couple of weeks since the season ended.

At lease after the weekend, we will only be one point behind Rangers

[nirvana]

Celtic and xxxxxx in a tree

K I S S I N G

How cute, I may go and buy a hat imo

[celtic]

Celtic and xxxxxx in a tree

K I S S I N G

How cute, I may go and buy a hat imo

Too many x's Glennda.

[GreekStein]

R u thirsty vin?