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« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2011, 10:03:41 PM »

have you and cos ever thought of doing that thing where you both look at a certain star in the sky at the same so that wherever you are in the world you know you're both seeing the same thing and thinking of each other
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« Reply #61 on: January 04, 2011, 10:04:39 PM »

if you and Cos were to ever get married, who would you choose to be in your wedding party?

this is a serious thread claire, trying to keep it super fun but silly questions will be ignored.


Honestly, I really love this thread. hahahahahahaa
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« Reply #62 on: January 04, 2011, 10:05:29 PM »

Have you got his name tattooed any where on you and if so where. Also have you thought about buying a star and naming it after him?.

excellent questions Mo, if i may say so Smiley
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« Reply #63 on: January 04, 2011, 10:16:24 PM »

Have you got his name tattooed any where on you and if so where. Also have you thought about buying a star and naming it after him?.

already done it

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« Reply #64 on: January 04, 2011, 11:36:31 PM »

Wait til you meet him in the flesh. He is amazing.

Not trying to make you jealous or anything, but we have shared a room.

I have seen him in his pants.

Incred.

you've even been on telly with him.  I can but dream.  I keep inviting him up to my place but he said he can't guarantee that he wont have a crack at my missus, I just cant take that risk.

I have heard some men love their mates so much that they share their wives with them by allowing them to join in so to speak. If you are not willing to allow this do you know think their may already be cracks showing up in your dedication and loyalty to Cos?.
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« Reply #65 on: January 04, 2011, 11:39:40 PM »

Wait til you meet him in the flesh. He is amazing.

Not trying to make you jealous or anything, but we have shared a room.

I have seen him in his pants.

Incred.

you've even been on telly with him.  I can but dream.  I keep inviting him up to my place but he said he can't guarantee that he wont have a crack at my missus, I just cant take that risk.

I have heard some men love their mates so much that they share their wives with them by allowing them to join in so to speak. If you are not willing to allow this do you know think their may already be cracks showing up in your dedication and loyalty to Cos?.

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« Reply #66 on: January 04, 2011, 11:45:59 PM »

Wait til you meet him in the flesh. He is amazing.

Not trying to make you jealous or anything, but we have shared a room.

I have seen him in his pants.

Incred.

you've even been on telly with him.  I can but dream.  I keep inviting him up to my place but he said he can't guarantee that he wont have a crack at my missus, I just cant take that risk.

I have heard some men love their mates so much that they share their wives with them by allowing them to join in so to speak. If you are not willing to allow this do you know think their may already be cracks showing up in your dedication and loyalty to Cos?.

I would like to take your husband out for a pint
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« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2011, 01:08:03 AM »


I hope this isnt a gay jibe.  Thats not what this is about.  If you are asking seriously, I would say that Cos is very giving, always there to give a helping hand, for advice or more practical help e.g putting up a shelf
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No jibe? What kind of homophobe do you take me for? I just wanted to know if you or Cos went on top.
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« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2011, 01:19:54 AM »


I hope this isnt a gay jibe.  Thats not what this is about.  If you are asking seriously, I would say that Cos is very giving, always there to give a helping hand, for advice or more practical help e.g putting up a shelf

No jibe? What kind of homophobe do you take me for? I just wanted to know if you or Cos went on top.

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« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2011, 10:33:47 AM »


I hope this isnt a gay jibe.  Thats not what this is about.  If you are asking seriously, I would say that Cos is very giving, always there to give a helping hand, for advice or more practical help e.g putting up a shelf

No jibe? What kind of homophobe do you take me for? I just wanted to know if you or Cos went on top.


Now you know where that strange guy on FB came from?
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« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2011, 10:55:39 AM »

Sue Bean = sovietsong ?? Huh?
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« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2011, 11:05:39 AM »

Sue Bean = sovietsong ?? Huh?

Who?
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« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2011, 01:38:57 PM »

So today is the start of my new healthy living regime.  Everybody seems to be trying to be healthy at the moment and I'm very much a bandwagon type of guy.  That and I'm getting married next year (not to cos sadly) and I would like to drop a few stone and find a decent wig, I don't want to lose 5 stone in 5 weeks or anything silly just eat a bit better and do more exercise.  

Today is my last day off before going back to work tomorrow, I have used this last day of freedom well.  Got up at 11am, went to the gym to enquire about membership and played abit of PLO.  As I like highlighting things I'm going to break my day up as I want to tell my avid readers about my experiences of Wed 5th Jan two thousand and eleven so far.

GYM

I have been shopping around for a Gym for a while now, my main requirement is a decent pool and not too expensive.  My local Gym is LA Fitness, although the pool is only 15m I would join due to location and will use other Gym facilities.  That was my thought as I went to meet Shaun from the 'membership team', all Shaun had to do was an OK job and I will sign up.  Unfortunately Shaun did not do an OK job.  He did a terrible job.  All I wanted was no sign up fee and no long tie ins.  I volunteered this info to Shaun he obviously did not listen.

He took me round and tried to built excellent rapport, constantly saying things from his training manual that were intended to make me feel at ease and like him.  They did not have the desired effect as he kept fucking up his script, repeating himself and asking me questions then looking away when I answered.  Nevermind I thought, as long as its less than £45 a month I will prob sign up as it looks nice enough and is clean.

We sat down for his close, I'm excited to here what he has to offer as although I have asked a couple of times what the fees are Shaun has informed me that they tailor a package to suit the member!  Great news, I had told Shaun no sign up fee or tie in is my priority and use of the pool is a must, he is going to hit me with the perfect deal for me and I will snap his hand off.  Here goes, I can see Shaun gearing up for the big sell, he starts with an open question;

"Tell me what do you think of the facilities?"

Great question from Shaun, this will get me to reconfirm all the things I like and give him all the buying signals you wants, bearing in mind that at this point I actually want to sign up and then he ruins it...

"I know its small but its not that busy is it?"

My response - No.

He turned a wonderful question into a terrible one in 3 short seconds.  Nevermind, I am keen to hear about the no joining fee no tie in that I had my original leaflet about...Shaun is ready to tell me the price.

"Right the most expensive option is the no tie in option, its £50 a month with a £40 joining fee."
"OK... what other options do you have"
"well if you sign up for 24 months its only £37 a month"
"not really looking to sign up for a long contract"
"OK how about 12 month contract no sign up fee £45 a month"
"Again not really what i was looking for Shaun"
"I tell you what, I will go speak with the manager he will do you a little deal"

Wait 5 mins although it felt like a lifetime - its worth it though as I will get the great deal offered by the manager.... Shaun's back!!

"OK what we will do is £40 a month 12 month contact"
"Never mind Shaun, I will leave it going to sign up to a gym near work that has a 25m pool"
"but do they give you a free coaching session and a workout plan"
"I don't want a free coaching session"
"really!  It will help you work towards your training goals"
"I will give you a call Shaun"

He really did fk up the whole process which now means I'm going to use the council pool which isn't that bad and look into the swimming pool and Gym near work.

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Played 4 tabs for a bit, won a couple of buy ins @ 15c/25c.  I like PLO but am rubbish at it.  Hopefully will play more and be better at it.  Cos my hero and best friend helped me with a little sweat session playing HU PLO Cap which really helped.  Need to do some more though as although I did win a few $$$ I'm terrabad...


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« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2011, 03:08:08 PM »

Back from my swim.  I'm tired.
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« Reply #74 on: January 05, 2011, 05:44:09 PM »

is 12 months a "long term sign-up"? Pretty standard unless you want to go "Pay as you go" which is almost always more expensive if you go 3 times+ a week.

Just sign up for 12 months...and indeed tell them to stick the sign-up fee...it's ridic that they even charge it.
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