Prose from a Poshboy

[pleno1]

my weather clock sais 24degrees, weeee

[JK]

How the fk do you lose a pony on an escalator. That's what pockets are for!

[pleno1]

How the fk do you lose a pony on an escalator. That's what pockets are for!

Ya would rub him for this, but he;s so balla he didnt even enquire about retrieving it.

[pleno1]

Just got text off Alex.. "So tilted, everyone is tez trying to give their money away but I cant win a hand" lol

[cambridgealex]

Yes I have been pretty tilted by these guys. Here is an example. Straddle £2, I raise   UTG to £12, call from Spanish82clubsman, call from Hairyman, call from Drunkman. Flop is   I bet £26, Spanish82clubsman shoves for £121, Hairyman calls £121, drunkman calls allin for £30. I call. Now you'd think in this spot, if I wasn't ahead, I'd at least have a lot of outs to dodge. Oh no. They have 5 outs between them. Spanish82clubsman has   , Hairyman has   , Drunkman has   . 440bb pot but I can't fade their 5outs. on the turn Sighhhhhhhh

Have been running pretty awful this month, won several massive pots to keep me in the black, but moral is really low because I'm losing 95% of hands I play. Have also been really card dead for 3nights now. The games over here are just so high variance, they just constantly want to gamble. It's fine if you're pleno and constantly on the right side of it. 7/7 winning sessions up like 50buyins, thinks it's impossible to lose in those games. mbn life sir.

Tried to do some online grinding today also, massive fail. I hate online so much, its so boring and takes out all the fun aspects of poker imo. I just wanted to be down the road playing 30hands an hour with some crazy Gibraltarians! There's no way I'd play poker if I couldn't play live.

Might be playing in a plo game 2mora night, if not been promised that friday night's full of even more gamblers so hopefully gonna clean up. Got sick night out planned in spain on saturday, then on sunday gonna take a shot at the 2/5 in Marbella which is soft as apparently. Gonna see the monkeys on sunday too and the rock of Gibraltar!

[cambridgealex]

The month so far:

Played 100hours30mins which I'm pleased with. On target for 40-45hours per week.

Profit £1701, hourly £16.93. Slightly below my longrun average of £17.01 though I feel I've ran well below EV this month and expect, now I'm playing 1/2, this to be much higher, more like £25-£30 per hour. Happy to be having a shit month and still winning a decent sum, but its not v enjoyable.

I don't know whether sharing these figures is helpful to anyone, whether its necessary at all, or what purpose it serves. I don't want anyone to see it as bragging (even though it can't really be seen as that anyway), I'm considering not writing things like this in the future. I'd appreciate feedback as to what purpose it serves as I'm not sure.

[dreenie]

I think it's good to write down these things, it is your diary after all, and u have to be as honest as you can, even if that means getting a bit personal, I'm sure you will have lot's of feedback from the sharks on here..

I myself cannot comment, as I am a donkeyfied cash player, I would say get it in and hope for the best

Gl out there, take care :-)

[pleno1]

lol at weather forecast next week, you run insanely bad

[cambridgealex]

lol at weather forecast next week, you run insanely bad

sighhhhhh

[Free_Rollin]

I think those figures are important mate.

This is a diary about a poker player. So, it's useful to quantify your progress.

[GreekStein]

WE ALL WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MONIES

fyp

[Sulphur man]

Hey Alex still finding this a great read. Keep up the work mate. Can we have a big/nice hand you play and
talk us though it.

Best of luck in Marbella quality place i used to live there. gl gl gl

[paulhouk03]

Pretty com how u say the weeks gone tez but ur still up 1700£

[titaniumbean]

Pretty com how u say the weeks gone tez but ur still up 1700£

It's called i've just started playing regularly and have no idea of variance and I expect to win every session. He'll get beat down enough that after a while he'll be more realistic!

[leethefish]

The month so far:

Played 100hours30mins which I'm pleased with. On target for 40-45hours per week.

Profit £1701, hourly £16.93. Slightly below my longrun average of £17.01 though I feel I've ran well below EV this month and expect, now I'm playing 1/2, this to be much higher, more like £25-£30 per hour. Happy to be having a shit month and still winning a decent sum, but its not v enjoyable.

I don't know whether sharing these figures is helpful to anyone, whether its necessary at all, or what purpose it serves. I don't want anyone to see it as bragging (even though it can't really be seen as that anyway), I'm considering not writing things like this in the future. I'd appreciate feedback as to what purpose it serves as I'm not sure.

i think it shows honesty in how much you win and lose and in your case deffo keep the figures in !!

nice to meet you even if it was only a couple of mins last week at dtd