Prose from a Poshboy

[titaniumbean]

lol Jase.

It's an amazing thread. SO many subtle ones that got me on 2nd look. Wasted a good 3 hours yesterday !!!

[cambridgealex]

Jase that's the second post today you've made about pissing yourself. Another and we might have to ask some serious questions.

[smashedagain]

Jase that's the second post today you've made about pissing yourself. Another and we might have to ask some serious questions.

It's old age alex. Well least I hope it is

[cambridgealex]

Did a nice win tonight at 50/1. Games were pretty small so £200 felt like a lot. Ran well, played well - long may it continue

[dreenie]

Did a nice win tonight at 50/1. Games were pretty small so £200 felt like a lot. Ran well, played well - long may it continue

Well done Alex, keep it up young man!!

[millidonk]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/mspaint-online-poker-players-before-after-1023686/index8.html

Some pretty funny stuff on here if youve not seen it.

P.s. see you tonight for a cuddle. xxx

oh mannnnn im addicted already. never getting out of bed at this rate

sick thread takes hours,

love stealing blinds, 95s, no sex, table ninja etc

Superb Link!

Paying rake vs prison rape wins it for me.

[cambridgealex]

this bumhunting malarkey is so good! Just chillin in bed waiting for fish, on blonde, reading a book, browsing the web, then beep beep beep italia47 has £11.46 and has limped the button. It's so easy, although I do keep doubling them up and they just leave, is a bit tilting. This one guy just sat with 10euros, opened the first had to 2, i had KQ and shoved for 10, he called with TT and won flip, doubled him up a couple more times, now he has 110! Fortunately, he didn't HNR and gave it all back in about 10 minutes. but seemed like a lot of work to win his 10euros!

[Longy]

this bumhunting malarkey is so good! Just chillin in bed waiting for fish, on blonde, reading a book, browsing the web, then beep beep beep italia47 has £11.46 and has limped the button. It's so easy, although I do keep doubling them up and they just leave, is a bit tilting. This one guy just sat with 10euros, opened the first had to 2, i had KQ and shoved for 10, he called with TT and won flip, doubled him up a couple more times, now he has 110! Fortunately, he didn't HNR and gave it all back in about 10 minutes. but seemed like a lot of work to win his 10euros!

How much rake did you pay?

[ ] Won 10 euros.

[pleno1]

I generally dont play anyone with under 40bbs. Also if I am ever playign someone with 100bbs and they drop below 20 I will sit out unless they top up.

[cambridgealex]

this bumhunting malarkey is so good! Just chillin in bed waiting for fish, on blonde, reading a book, browsing the web, then beep beep beep italia47 has £11.46 and has limped the button. It's so easy, although I do keep doubling them up and they just leave, is a bit tilting. This one guy just sat with 10euros, opened the first had to 2, i had KQ and shoved for 10, he called with TT and won flip, doubled him up a couple more times, now he has 110! Fortunately, he didn't HNR and gave it all back in about 10 minutes. but seemed like a lot of work to win his 10euros!

How much rake did you pay?

[ ] Won 10 euros.

yeh was thinking exactly that, probs didnt even win! get 60% rb though. might play some 50/1fish as well, as long as they're similar sort of calibre to these guys, sitting with 23bbs or something, cant be harmful to the roll - v low variance.

I generally dont play anyone with under 40bbs. Also if I am ever playign someone with 100bbs and they drop below 20 I will sit out unless they top up.

why not? you just adjust, theyre ultra bad, they just try and give it away.might as well, 20euros is 20euros, at the end of the day, if u can stack a couple of those fish an hour, its a decent hourly.

[pleno1]

yeh but the times they double up and double up is just not worth it, and if they are losing you'd prefer they had a full stack again. and if not another fish will come sooner or later

[WotRTheChances]

Agree with pleno1, playing little 20bb stacks is just tilttting. It's pretty hard to actually win vs these guys as you have to adjust your play and get it in lighter, meaning double-ups and re-double-ups are more common. Also as you've experianced, unless you stack these guys off quickly, you'll find you lose more to rake than you take from them. That said, they are generally terrible players... but nearly all of them run after 1 or 2 double-ups. Much prefer playing 40-100bb starting stacks, allows for your post-flop superiority to show... these guys are also more likely to re-load and not run after double-ups. If you do decide to carry on taking these guys on, I wouldnt get it in too light, you're better off letting yourself slip 10bbs to get it in good, rather than take a flip early on against there HnR fiiishies.

[SuuPRlim]

I disagree, I fistpump play any shortstacker if I have the tables free. They obviously suck for the most part (although there are some good 40bb HU regs) and often, once you dbl them up you have someone even more clueless with 60big blinds.

[cambridgealex]

6max comp at dtd tonight has 114 runners with 2k up top. Is by far the best weekday comp around imo. Would be a nice one to run good in.

[david3103]

6max comp at dtd tonight has 114 runners with 2k up top. Is by far the best weekday comp around imo. Would be a nice one to run good in.

Gets a bit irritating having to change tables every three hands as the exits accelerate though. Can't be avoided obviously, but, jus' saying.