Prose from a Poshboy

[s4ooter]

Must be love

[RED-DOG]

I caught myself thinking about those things you've recently asked for, such as to become a part of your diary, leave my sweet morning message here and show you my blog...

Since your Russian has improved a lot last week I'll let you read something and probably satisfy all of your wishes at once.
Enjoy my diary baby. Hope it makes sense!

"o процентах"

    31 окт, 2012 в 21:48

Лицо горит, уши горят, и вся я, должно быть, в гиенне огненной рано или поздно сгорю!

"Что я делаю?"-если ты задаешь себе этот вопрос чаще, чем получаешь на него ответы, то ты 100% женщина.

Но его нежные прикосновения, чопорный британский акцент и желание просто быть рядом определённо сводят с ума.

"o Percentage"

     October 31, 2012 at 21:48

Face lights up, the ears are burning and all I must have been in a fiery Gehenna sooner or later get burned!

"What am I doing?"-If you are asking yourself this question more often than you get at it answers, then you 100% female.

But his gentle touch, prim British accent and a desire to just be there definitely is maddening.


Ooer!

[BMoney]

I caught myself thinking about those things you've recently asked for, such as to become a part of your diary, leave my sweet morning message here and show you my blog...

Since your Russian has improved a lot last week I'll let you read something and probably satisfy all of your wishes at once.
Enjoy my diary baby. Hope it makes sense!

"o процентах"

    31 окт, 2012 в 21:48

Лицо горит, уши горят, и вся я, должно быть, в гиенне огненной рано или поздно сгорю!

"Что я делаю?"-если ты задаешь себе этот вопрос чаще, чем получаешь на него ответы, то ты 100% женщина.

Но его нежные прикосновения, чопорный британский акцент и желание просто быть рядом определённо сводят с ума.

"o Percentage"

     October 31, 2012 at 21:48

Face lights up, the ears are burning and all I must have been in a fiery Gehenna sooner or later get burned!

"What am I doing?"-If you are asking yourself this question more often than you get at it answers, then you 100% female.

But his gentle touch, prim British accent and a desire to just be there definitely is maddening.


Ooer!

[cambridgealex]

[cambridgealex]

I caught myself thinking about those things you've recently asked for, such as to become a part of your diary, leave my sweet morning message here and show you my blog...

Since your Russian has improved a lot last week I'll let you read something and probably satisfy all of your wishes at once.
Enjoy my diary baby. Hope it makes sense!

"o процентах"

    31 окт, 2012 в 21:48

Лицо горит, уши горят, и вся я, должно быть, в гиенне огненной рано или поздно сгорю!

"Что я делаю?"-если ты задаешь себе этот вопрос чаще, чем получаешь на него ответы, то ты 100% женщина.

Но его нежные прикосновения, чопорный британский акцент и желание просто быть рядом определённо сводят с ума.

Although I learnt many russian words last week, I didn't recognise any of them in that message

Thankfully Red Dog is fluent in Russian so helpfully translated for us.

"O Percentage"

What is this?! Some kind of Russian response to a bad beat? I can just see it now. All you sitting around the fire trying to keep warm, grinding stars.ru, drinking vodka by the bottle, getting Aces beat by Kings - "O PERCENTAGE!"

31 окт, 2012 в 21:48

A few days after my first trip to see you in Tallinn. Hmmm where is this blog located?! I put a bit of the text into google, hoping it would take me straight there - it send me to a russian cat forum!

Face lights up, the ears are burning and all I must have been in a fiery Gehenna sooner or later get burned!

Errrrr what?

"What am I doing?"-If you are asking yourself this question more often than you get at it answers, then you 100% female.

I think I understand this. Of course I don't understand the female rationale. But I understand this sentence.

But his gentle touch, prim British accent and a desire to just be there definitely is maddening.

Oooh I'm blushing. Prim british accent? NICE. Prose from a Primboy. Much better.

Now, there must be someone Russian who reads this diary. Care to help with the translation?

Maybe it's better left like this though, more mysterious....

Regardless, I like it very much. Thank you Matryoshka

[Young_gun]

Runs too good @ life sir! nice stuff

[Tal]

Da.

"o процентах"

    31 окт, 2012 в 21:48

Лицо горит, уши горят, и вся я, должно быть, в гиенне огненной рано или поздно сгорю!

"Что я делаю?"-если ты задаешь себе этот вопрос чаще, чем получаешь на него ответы, то ты 100% женщина.

Но его нежные прикосновения, чопорный британский акцент и желание просто быть рядом определённо сводят с ума.

It's a rough translation, but should be close enough:

Unit Code

31OKT2012B21.48

Assembly should begin with an examination of all the pieces. The last thing you want is to get to the end and for it all to fall apart!

"Where did I put my Allen Key?" - No good workman should ask this question and having one's own ready at all times is a 100% requirement.

Here we go, then. The fruits of an hour of hard toil before you, as you stand defiantly and gloriously like the valiant hero you are. Behold, your IKEA table.

Imagine it's better with the accompanying pictures.

[cambridgealex]

Rofl

[SuuPRlim]

finally some dirty stuff!

[celtic]

50 shades of Goulder.

[TightEnd]

You wouldn't remember this Alex

Us old gits do.

Jill Gascoine passed for a MIL-have tea with, back in the day

[cambridgealex]

Sigh, 12th in the winamax main...

[kinboshi]

Alex, do you remember the original 'Karate Kid' film?

For the rest of us who do, Ralph Macchio (who played Daniel LaRusso in Karate Kid) is now the same age that Mr Miyagi was in the original film.

[Woodsey]

Alex, do you remember the original 'Karate Kid' film?

For the rest of us who do, Ralph Macchio (who played Daniel LaRusso in Karate Kid) is now the same age that Mr Miyagi was in the original film.

lol

[iangascoigne]

Alex, do you remember the original 'Karate Kid' film?

For the rest of us who do, Ralph Macchio (who played Daniel LaRusso in Karate Kid) is now the same age that Mr Miyagi was in the original film.

Anyone else getting worried about Kinboshi ?