The chuckle chronicles

[titaniumbean]

Evilpie for editor

+1


Good reads Bedi. Feel free to not put any more poker stuff what so ever. ta.

[George2Loose]

the four musketeers. Ace thrilled obv

[George2Loose]

pre antes happy just to 3 bet/get it in considering his stack size?

Full Tilt Poker Game #27566889781: $84,000 Guarantee (211721104), Table 144 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:27:53 ET - 2011/01/24
Seat 1: IloveCakeFarts (3,605)
Seat 2: mrcharming1 (1,235)
Seat 3: aviator0925 (2,845)
Seat 5: George2Loose (3,025)
Seat 6: Harry13061985 (6,605)
Seat 7: DonTilt21 (3,795)
Seat 8: DrPepper44 (2,655)
Seat 9: QkQk7 (4,080)
QkQk7 posts the small blind of 20
IloveCakeFarts posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
LALakers7 sits down
LALakers7 has registered late for the tournament and will be dealt in on their big blind
mrcharming1 raises to 120
aviator0925 folds
George2Loose has 15 seconds left to act

[George2Loose]

Snapped river:

 Full Tilt Poker Game #27567084979: $84,000 Guarantee (211721104), Table 343 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:34:22 ET - 2011/01/24
Seat 1: drempa (4,660)
Seat 2: kingtilts (4,234)
Seat 3: fila111aa (400)
Seat 4: George2Loose (2,820)
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (2,880)
Seat 6: KC-GCP (2,970)
Seat 7: Radersquad (3,110)
Seat 8: pAfoz (4,470)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 (3,000)
KC-GCP posts the small blind of 25
Radersquad posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
pAfoz folds
drempa raises to 150
kingtilts folds
fila111aa folds
George2Loose raises to 375
MandarinkaKyz folds
KC-GCP folds
Radersquad has 15 seconds left to act
Radersquad folds
drempa calls 225
pAfoz has been disconnected
*** FLOP *** [ ]
drempa checks
pAfoz has reconnected
George2Loose bets 425
drempa calls 425
*** TURN *** [ ] []
drempa checks
George2Loose checks
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
drempa bets 1,050
George2Loose calls 1,050
*** SHOW DOWN ***
drempa shows [ ] three of a kind, Sevens
George2Loose mucks
drempa wins the pot (3,775) with three of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,775 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: drempa showed [ ] and won (3,775) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: kingtilts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: fila111aa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: George2Loose mucked [ ] - two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: KC-GCP (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Radersquad (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: pAfoz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 is sitting out

[George2Loose]

guys a spewbot. Value jam:

Full Tilt Poker Game #27567276858: $84,000 Guarantee (211721104), Table 343 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:40:28 ET - 2011/01/24
Seat 1: drempa (3,735)
Seat 2: kingtilts (4,159)
Seat 3: fila111aa (325)
Seat 4: George2Loose (1,095)
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (2,830)
Seat 6: KC-GCP (2,795)
Seat 7: Radersquad (3,285)
Seat 8: pAfoz (4,395)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 (5,925)
MandarinkaKyz posts the small blind of 25
KC-GCP posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
Radersquad folds
pAfoz folds
woundedknee99 folds
drempa raises to 150
kingtilts folds
fila111aa folds
George2Loose raises to 1,095, and is all in
MandarinkaKyz folds
KC-GCP folds
drempa calls 945
George2Loose shows [ ]
drempa shows [ ]
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
George2Loose shows a pair of Aces
drempa shows a pair of Aces
George2Loose wins the pot (2,265) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,265 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: drempa showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: kingtilts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: fila111aa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: George2Loose (button) showed [ ] and won (2,265) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: KC-GCP (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Radersquad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: pAfoz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 didn't bet (folded)

[George2Loose]

Min cashed twice in the 84k, once in the turbo 20k and am currently in the 66k with one entry. Also played the 3r rush and have a stack in that also.

One time plssssssssss

[George2Loose]

watched 127 hours the other day. Really enjoyed it. Danny Boyle is a genius

[GreekStein]

I thought it was pretty boring chuckles

[Alverton]

watched 127 hours the other day. Really enjoyed it. Danny Boyle is a genius

Agreed. x million

[George2Loose]

Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....

[leethefish]

Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....

this is best and most scared feeling in the world i remember how i felt

[Claw75]

next instalment please!

[mondatoo]

Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....

this is best and most scared feeling in the world i remember how i felt

If it was a final fair enough, otherwise it seems a bit harsh.

[boldie]

Bump!

[George2Loose]

I need a shave and a haircut. I look like Tigra from the thundercats