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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2011, 10:46:13 PM »

Anybody hear about the bloke that tried to live on Kebabs when 'Supersize me' came out.  He almost died IIRC

was it Celtic?
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 10:48:02 PM »

Anybody hear about the bloke that tried to live on Kebabs when 'Supersize me' came out.  He almost died IIRC

was it Celtic?

Claire, you have really let yourself down with this frankly obvious joke.  I expect more from you. 

D minus.  Must try harder.
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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 10:51:48 PM »

Anybody hear about the bloke that tried to live on Kebabs when 'Supersize me' came out.  He almost died IIRC

was it Celtic?

Claire, you have really let yourself down with this frankly obvious joke.  I expect more from you. 

D minus.  Must try harder.

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was it tho?
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2011, 10:55:55 PM »

Anybody hear about the bloke that tried to live on Kebabs when 'Supersize me' came out.  He almost died IIRC

was it Celtic?

Claire, you have really let yourself down with this frankly obvious joke.  I expect more from you. 

D minus.  Must try harder.

Sad







was it tho?

It was.  Maybe I overestimate you?   I hope not.
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2011, 10:57:05 PM »

Anybody hear about the bloke that tried to live on Kebabs when 'Supersize me' came out.  He almost died IIRC

was it Celtic?

Claire, you have really let yourself down with this frankly obvious joke.  I expect more from you. 

D minus.  Must try harder.

Sad







was it tho?

It was.  Maybe I overestimate you?   I hope not.

highly likely
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2011, 10:57:38 PM »

A bloke tried to live solely on curry, but he slipped into a korma.    
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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2011, 11:09:48 PM »

hot chocolate's a pretty good shout - i quite often have it in lieu of dinner if i'm playing the pokerz.  I don't appear to be suffering any signs of malnutrition.

yeah, I do this in grosvenors cos it's free

I'm thinking soup might be the winnah but I'm still going to try and live on hot chocolate because I prefer it
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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2011, 12:42:19 AM »

Guinness and an Orange cos it has no Vitamin C in it
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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2011, 12:49:43 AM »

Guinness and an Orange cos it has no Vitamin C in it

Might want to re-read the question 
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2011, 01:09:34 AM »

I remember one guy who lived to a ripe old age who only drank beer

His name was Toby Fillpot and they made a clay jug with his face on it to honour the guy.

In 1760 the water in London was so bad then ,  beer was the safest way to drink
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2011, 01:13:53 PM »

has to be soup...although obv there is a big difference between chicken soup/tomatoe soup etc. and therefore you should pick one and stick to that or it wouldn't count as "living on one thing" (Chicken soup FTW)
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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2011, 09:13:23 PM »

Alphabetti spaghetti.


                         

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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2011, 10:20:48 PM »

it's been requested that this is used as a diary to record my efforts to survive on nothing but hot chocolate so could a mod please move it to the rail for me?
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« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2011, 10:24:28 PM »

Not by me


A life lived on just one soup is not a life worth living.
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« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2011, 10:25:03 PM »

Not by me


A life lived on just one soup is not a life worth living.

since when does hot chocolate qualify as soup?
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