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« on: January 14, 2011, 11:09:02 PM »

Full Tilt Poker Game #27276737496: Table Gear (heads up, deep) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:06:04 ET - 2011/01/14
Seat 1: pads1161 ($260.70)
Seat 2: G_arijuana ($308.30)
pads1161 posts the small blind of $0.50
G_arijuana posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act
pads1161 raises to $3
G_arijuana calls $2
*** FLOP *** [ ]
G_arijuana checks
pads1161 bets $4
G_arijuana calls $4
*** TURN *** [ ] []
G_arijuana checks
pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act
pads1161 bets $11
G_arijuana has 15 seconds left to act
G_arijuana raises to $38
pads1161 calls $27
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
G_arijuana has 15 seconds left to act
G_arijuana bets $72
pads1161 calls $72
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G_arijuana shows [ ] a straight, Ace high
pads1161 shows [ ] a full house, Queens full of Jacks
pads1161 wins the pot ($233.50) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $234 | Rake $0.50
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: pads1161 (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($233.50) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
Seat 2: G_arijuana (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a straight, Ace high
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 11:20:14 PM »

self abuse you kmow it makes sense
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 11:50:07 PM »

idiot
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2011, 12:00:35 AM »

Pleno you unadulterated twonk
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 12:12:26 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 12:43:05 AM »

DIE
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2011, 12:44:11 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 12:47:47 AM »

Lolol WTF
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2011, 01:23:06 AM »

if i tell you all the reason, you are seriously going to berate me.... who wants to hear?
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2011, 01:38:52 AM »

doofus.

reason you are a doofus please.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 01:39:18 AM »

if i tell you all the reason, you are seriously going to berate me.... who wants to hear?

I'm new and therefore still not confident enough to berate you, so please go ahead.
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 01:49:24 AM »

if i tell you all the reason, you are seriously going to berate me.... who wants to hear?

I'm new and therefore still not confident enough to berate you, so please go ahead.

more than able to berate. go right ahead sir. 
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2011, 01:59:25 AM »

I had two hard decisions, one i was considering calling with A high, the other (hand in question) I was tanking before shoving.

Had a huge brainfart and shoved the Ace high one and called the nuts one (this one) he had top set on the A high one and called and had nut straight on this one and wasn't folding. FML now tell me I'm an eejit and to never think about doing it again. tytyty
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 02:02:23 AM »


[ ] Best in the business.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 02:04:41 AM »


[ ] Best in the business.

Two goals for 2011

1) Be the best in the business

2) Get evilpie to like me
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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