Top 3 in every position..

[pleno1]

He's quick, good in the air, composed on the ball and fantastic in the air (espeically considering he is only 5"10 low centre of gravity ftw). A better version of Rio Ferdinand, he has a good relationship with his back four. He can be dirty when he needs to be, cheats when he needs to be, oh and he has fucking quality hair.

I have no real opinion of how good he is as I rarely watch a newcastle game for 90mins, but do you not think someone, even a half decent Prem team would have snapped him up while you were in the Chamionship, either in the summer or in the Jan if he was 'exceptional'?

He had a porr first season (See Thierry Henry/Robert Pires) and last year he really worked out in the gym and got big. He crushed the championship (obv) but people hadn't seen him in the Premiership apart from his dubious first season. He has had a fantastic first 4/5 months and anyone who saw the game on Sunday will see that he kept 24m man Darren Bent in his back pot and was absolutely brilliant. I think the commentators tongue is still hanging out of his rear (next to mine)

Oh Collocini you are the love of my life
Oh Collocini I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Collociniiii
I want curly hair tooooo

[Madone]

I don't understand, all these newcastle players in your top 3 and there 9th in the league!

[pleno1]

I don't understand, all these newcastle players in your top 3 and there 9th in the league!

We have an awful goalkeeper, one striker, no rightback, no wingers (Ben Arfa broken leg) No attacking midfielder (Nolan's shite) we are slowly building a team that next season will be battling for Europe and within 5 years be champions of england if not Europe.

[boldie]

I don't understand, all these newcastle players in your top 3 and there 9th in the league!

We have an awful goalkeeper, one striker, no rightback, no wingers (Ben Arfa broken leg) No attacking midfielder (Nolan's shite) we are slowly building a team that next season will be battling for Europe and within 5 years be champions of england if not Europe.

. Pleno, I love you man..you're funnier than Bolt ever was.

[Dubai]

I don't understand, all these newcastle players in your top 3 and there 9th in the league!

We have an awful goalkeeper, one striker, no rightback, no wingers (Ben Arfa broken leg) No attacking midfielder (Nolan's shite) we are slowly building a team that next season will be battling for Europe and within 5 years be champions of england if not Europe.

Will offer you a bet, il bet Newcastle get relegated next season, you bet they qualify for Champions League- anything else is a push

[pleno1]

I don't understand, all these newcastle players in your top 3 and there 9th in the league!

We have an awful goalkeeper, one striker, no rightback, no wingers (Ben Arfa broken leg) No attacking midfielder (Nolan's shite) we are slowly building a team that next season will be battling for Europe and within 5 years be champions of england if not Europe.

Will offer you a bet, il bet Newcastle get relegated next season, you bet they qualify for Champions League- anything else is a push

Battling for Europe is alot different than champions league. I'll have top 7 or qualifying through cup competition and you have relagation?

[Dubai]

You can have top 7, and il have bottom 7

[pleno1]

You can have top 7, and il have bottom 7

odds?

[Dubai]

u want a price? You can have 6-4

[The Camel]

2-1 with me.

[Dubai]

theres always one show off

[pleno1]

bidding wars ftw.. your next offer Dubai?

[mondatoo]

I'd just like to say that Pleno's exaggerated at best,clueless at worse views are not representative of most Newcastle fans or at least any I know.Collocini is having a decent season and was immense on Sunday but he isn't in the top 10 CB's in the prem nevermind top 3 and obviously no Newcastle player is.Still think he maybe levelling when he describes him as better than Rio,lol.

[scotty2hatty]

Habib Beye???

[sweet potata!]

If pleno is not levelling with every post he has made in the last week about football then he's obv clueless imo.