GUKPT Manchester Live Update

[trout3]

brill updates caroline..x

[toddswain]

How much is each colour chip worth?

Just asked cardroom manager and he says they buy them in bulk so hard to put a price on each one.

Lol

[mouth]

Thanks Cheryl (Trout) We need a few more women around here, apparently they don't have anyone to make the tea. x

[Robert HM]

Thanks Cheryl (Trout) We need a few more women around here, apparently they don't have anyone to make the tea. x

We do now. No sugar please

[pokerfan]

David Johnson gettin busy, seems to be in a few pots each time i go over. Caught the end of a hand with local rock Alex Cong, flop A 3 Q rainbow, alex bets 2k, david calls, turn 9 alex checks, david bets 4.5k, alex shows an ace and passes.

David take cardigan back off.

Current chip leader is this fella inbetween Congy and Johnny, trying to fnd out name now.

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[ ] That`s Paul Foltyn.

[gregior]

How much is each colour chip worth?

Just asked cardroom manager and he says they buy them in bulk so hard to put a price on each one.

Lol

Yellow = 5k
Black = 1k
Green = 500
Grey = 100
Orange = 25

[mouth]

Jason herbert on about 9.5k, Steve holden 15k, michael Leedham about 70k.

Jake Cody on about 4k, Trigg on his table looking like a cross between Mr.Ben & Compo. Trigg just showed me his pants - which was nice.

Apparently he bought some boxers thinking they were large (obv I have a big penis brag) but turned out they were actually "Boys - Large". He cut the crotch out and can now squeeze one leg into them.

Straight after telling me the story he raised to 2,800 Simon Cawley raised again to 7,300 and started hyperventilating. Don't knwo whether this was caused by his cards or Triggs pants. Trigg folded anyway.

[littlemissC]

David Johnson gettin busy, seems to be in a few pots each time i go over. Caught the end of a hand with local rock Alex Cong, flop A 3 Q rainbow, alex bets 2k, david calls, turn 9 alex checks, david bets 4.5k, alex shows an ace and passes.

David take cardigan back off.

Current chip leader is this fella inbetween Congy and Johnny, trying to fnd out name now.

Click to see full-size image.

[ ] That`s Paul Foltyn.

lol it sure is gg pab

[trout3]

aww, should have let me know i would have been there with mi pinny on... on this subject i have just put my finishing touches to my guide to being a good wife and girlfriend -

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

[mouth]

Michael Leedham's table was broken up. Two players have already busted off their new table by the time he has racked his chips up.

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[trout3]

ROFLMFAO..

[mouth]

One for you Tighty.

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[mouth]

Michalis Michael 66500 (aka Paul foltyn)
Kristian Thornley 60100
Michael Leedham 57225
Terence Mitford 51475
Naveed Ahmed 51325
Praneet Vaishnav 51050
Redmond Lee 50175
George Geary 47100
Timothy Flanders 44500
Sean Keenan 41475
Michael Burke 41100
Derek Miller 41025
Simon Cawley 40150
Benjamin Lafferty 39850
Justin Stephenson 39400
Wayne Rideout 39325
Mitchell Johnson 39225
James Williams 37950
Michael Vassiliou 37275
Lawrence Gosney 37100
Philip Tsang 36475
Peter Mcadams 35925
Jonathan Mccann 33725
Priyan Demel 33525
Lisa-marie Long 33175
Jonathan Heath 32825
Richard Trigg 29625
Matthew Waterfall 29300
Christopher Gordon 28850
Gary Holden 28275
Daniel Mbn Charlton 26900
Jake Cody 26300
Yucel Eminoglu 26050
Daniel Brown 25900
Waseem Shahid 25000
Garinder Purewal 24125
Jun Zhang 23675
Graham Pound 23475
Alan Brown 23400
Ze Tan 22850
Lee Atherton 22800
Nigel Clifford 22250
Shelley Scott 22100
Osman Mustanoglu 21175
Stephen Holden 20950
Kuljinder Sidhu 19625
Robert Sherwood 19400
Gerardus Johannes Zwang 19050
Ghalib Hussain 18950
Alex Kong 17950
Peter Wigglesworth 17700
Jack Ellwood 17350
Liam Flood 16700
Lewis Taylor 16450
Richard Dawson 15800
Matthew Lewis 15125
Robbie Smith 15050
Wasim Bajwa 14475
Laurence Houghton 14325
William Mcmurray 13750
Sandiep Khosa 13700
Lee Taylor 13075
Aidan Sanderson 12500
Bilal Elahi 12375
Keith Johnson 12300
Chris Saleh 12225
David Johnson 12075
Jason Herbert 11650
Gavin Ball 11575
Nicholas Mclellan 10700
Samuel Welbourne 10675
David Stanbury 10100
Tonino Montesanti 9975
Simon Mairs 9325
David Rudling 8225
Justin Devonport 7750
Damian Evans 5500
Stylianos Papantoniou 4875
Wendy Sookasian 2775
Stephen Montgomery 2750

[mouth]

Sorry but chip counts were from break, Jason herbert now out.

[Robert HM]

aww, should have let me know i would have been there with mi pinny on... on this subject i have just put my finishing touches to my guide to being a good wife and girlfriend -

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

Marry me!