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« Reply #390 on: May 27, 2018, 10:25:27 AM »

OK SO HERE WE GO ....AGAIN
LAST WEEK THERE WAS A BIG EVENT AT THE VICTORIA   DEEP STACK OR SOME THING ANY WAY BIG PRIZE MONEY FOR I THINK 170 OR 220 ENTRY.......SO THE SUPREME EXOCET OF POKER   SETS OF ALL GOING WELL A SPRINKLING OF LUTON REGS AND I GRIND AWAY , HEROES COME AND CLIMB EVEREST AND GAIN LOFTY HEIGHTS THEN SLIP TO THERE ENEVETABLE DOOM AND STILL I GRIND NOWT GOOD CARDS FOR TOM ....NEAR THE END LOOK THERES A LIGHT ...MAKE FOR THE LIGHT ....SO WHEATHER ITS THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW OR THE POISIDEN ADVENTURE IM MAKING FOR THE LIGHT ,OR POINTEY BIT OF THE SHIP WITH THE PROPELLER STICKING OUT IF ITS THE LATTER .....WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM....IM THRU TO DAY TWO WITH 138,800 CHIPS HAPPY DAYS ,NO FONZ INTENDED, SO HAVING LISTENED TO ALL THE LONDON REGS WITH THERE WISDOM AND TALES OF YORE KEEPING MY HEAD DOWN AND GRINDING LIKE A MOTHER HAS GOT THE DESIRED RESULT ,AND A HEAD ACHE AS I DRIVE BACK TO ST ALBANS EVEN THE URBAN DECAY OF LITTER AND OLD KFC BAGS TOSSING IN THE WIND AROUND KILBURN TAKE ON A PURPOSE IN LIFE SYMELLY IM NOT SURE WHAT BUT ALL IS WELL AND GOOD TOM IS THRU TO DAY TWO FOR ONE ENTRY ONLY HMMMMMMM   HMMMMMM AND ONTO MI AND HOME BED QUILT SCRATCH LEFT NUT MOPHIS.......WAKE UP WITH A HAPPY FEELING  AHHHHHHH

SO WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG SATURDAY OFF TO CHILL EVEN DID SOME BIZZ WHICH ERNED MONEY ALL IS WELL THE PLANETS ALL ALIGN THE DEALERS IN THE VIC CLEARLY DONT ALL HATE ME LIKE THE ONES IN LUTON,IM STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO THE RING LEADER OF THE GET TOM DEALERS BRIGADE ALL I KNOW IS ITS PROBLY A MAN AND PROBLY A ROMANIAN SO IM NARROWING IT DOWN   
           ....SIDE TRACKING  A LITTLE I WAS LEAVING LUTON THE OTHER NIGHT AND THE POLISH DEALER I CALL KITTY IF YOU GO THERE YOU CAN FIND THE ONE I MEAN AS SHE WILL LAUGHT AT LITTERLY ANY THING I SEEM TO HAVE A GOOD RAPOUR WITH HER MAYBE I REMIND HER OF A MAD UNCLE SHE HAS BACK HOME ANY WAY I WAS LEAVING THE POKER ROOM FOR THE BREAK AND SHES AT A EMPTY TABLE WAITING FOR PLAYERS SO I GO TO THE TABLE MOVE A CHAIR LIE ACROSS THE TABLE ALLA JOANNA LUMLEY AND WITH MY FACE 2 FOOT IN FRONT OF HER DO THE JOEY FROM FRIENDS
COMMENT..HOW YOU DOING..SHE LAUGHED AS DID THE OBSERVERS ,IF BUT A LITTLE NERVOUSELY... 
AND ITS SUNDAY LAST WEEK IM UP IN PRET AND IVE AGREED TO TAKE A FAMILY MEMBER TO COLLECT A CAR SO WE HAVE TO HIT THE ROAD FOR 10.00AM I GET TO THERE HOUSE WE DONT GET GOING TILL 11.00AM DARTFORD BRIDGE DELAYS BUYING CAR DELAYS ALL DONE I HAVE ONE HOUR TO MAKE IT TO THE VIC     A13 TRAFFICK 3 LANES REDUCED TO 1 LANE ROAD WORKS ONE HOUR LATTER I PASS THE ROAD WORKS JUST SOME PLASTIC CONES LOOKING LONLEY NO MEN NO HOLES IN THE ROAD    AHHHHHHH      I GET TO THE VIC ALL BLOODY MINDED THE BLINDS ARE 4K 8K RUNNING 500 I SEE I HAVE ABOUT 50K LEFT SIT DOWN LOOK DOWN ACE 4 OFF ALL IN PAS PASS PASS CALL BY BUTTON WITH QUEENS IM OUT   AHHHHH
LOOK AT SCORE BOARD ONLY 6 MORE PLACES AND I WAS IN FOR 300 QUID  AHHHHH   LOOK AT MY CHIPS NOT 50K I THOUGHT BUT MORE LIKE 70K  AHHHH       AND OUT THRU KILBURN NO PROSE JUST LITTER   
FAST FORWARD THE VIC IM THRU TO THE DEEP STACK WITH 140K IN PRET TYPING THIS GOT THRU WITH ONE ENTRY GRINDED LIKE A MOTHE AGAIN A SPRINKLING OF LUTON REGS NO CARDS FOR ME THEN AT THE END SOME ACTION I HAVE MAYBE 35K ON A 25K STARTING STACK LAST 40 MINS OR SO I RAISE TO 6K WITH KING QUEEN  MATEY CALLS NEXT MATEY RE RAISES TO SAY 14.5K I CALL FIRST MATEY GOESE ALL IN AND SECOUND MATEY SO DO I AS I WOULD RATHER GO OUT FIGHTING WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING THAN JUST PASSING TO OBLIVION    CARDS ON THERE BACKS   ACE ACE  AND ACE ACE  AND ME WITH KING QUEEN I GET UP AND SAY I WOULD LIKE TO APPOLIGISE NOW GUYS THEY AND THE TABLE LAUGH     KAPOOOOOW FIRST THREE CARDS  I FLOP A STRAIGHT    KERRRCHING I HAVE 79K CHIPS TABLE BREAKS I MOVE TO THE TABLE WITH WILLIAM THAT TALKS A LOT     HE IS IN A HAND WITH ALL THE USUAL   IF YOUVE GOT IT YOUVE GOT IT HE GOSE ALL IN SURE ENOUTH HE HAS KINGS THE OTHER GUY HAS ACES      AS THE FLOP COMES OUT WITH ONE CARD TO GO I POINT OUT TO THE TABLE  YOU CAN MAKE A FLUSH WITH YOUR KINGS AND SURE ENOUTH ANOTHER CLUB COMES TO GIVE HIM A KING HIGH FLUSH WHICH LOSES TO THE OTHER PLAYERS ACE FLUSH    THE GUY WITH THE ACE FLUSH APRECIATES MY LITTLE JOKE     
SO IM OFF TO THE VIC ITS 10.21AM SUNDAY 27/5/18 IM MATCH FIR AND READY TO RIP THE ARSE OF ANY ONE IN MY WAY IN THE POKER SENCE OF THE WORDS LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS......


NEXTTIMEISPRAWLACROSSAPOKERTABLEIMIGHTLEAVEMYTOPBUTTONOFMYSHIRTOPENTOREALYGIVETHEGIRLDEALERATHRILLHMMMMMM     
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« Reply #391 on: May 30, 2018, 01:16:13 AM »

so here i am in the lobby of the luton g its tuesday and im blown out of the poker game but have to wait to give some one a lift home so its ideal poker blog opertunity.....SO I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR DAY TWO NICE AND RELAXED AND WELL ON TIME ....AND WERE OFF , IM NOT GETTING ANY HANDS SO ASSUME THE GRIND LIKE A MOTHER POSITION , THIS ONE AND THAT ONE GET IT IN WITH THE BEST OF IT AND CRASH AND BURN AS THERE EARS BURN TO THE RATIONAL OF THE WANNA BE POKER PRO THAT EXPLAINS THAT THERE CARDS WERE SUITED OR THEY HAS IMPROVED ON THE TURN TO EVEN MORE OUTS .....AND I STAY SAFE WITH NO HANDS OR CARDS TO GET BUSY WITH .....TRULY SOME OF THE POKER PLAY IS AKIN TO A OLD FAIR GROUND RIDE LIKE THE DODGEMS WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE HELL BENT ON RUNNING INTO WHAT EVER THEY CAN .....THIS LONDON LOT MUST GET THERE MONEY A LOT EASIER THAN I DO ....THERES ONLY A SMALL NUMBER OF LUTON REGS GEORGE THAT IS INTO COMPUTER SECURITY , DAS WHO IS INTO I DONT KNOW WHAT , WILLIAM THAT IS INTO TALKING A LOT ,THE DEMON CHINA MAN WHO IS INTO ANY ONE THAT IS DAFT ENOUTH TO LET HIM ,I MAY HAVE SEEN VICRAM THERE ALSO  ,AND WE PLAY ON TABLES BREAK AND SOME HOW IM STILL THERE NO CARDS TO TALK ABOUT JUST GRINDING WITH A EXTRA PORTION OF GRIND......

42 FOR THE MONEY .......GETTING NEAR ....GETTING A FEW HANDS .....IN THE MONEY NOW TO GET MY FIRE MANS OUTFIT AND LADDER LIKE A MOTHER.....IM GETTING A SPRINKLING OF HANDS FINAL TABLE LOOMS ....IM IN FINAL TABLE ....9 OF US ...THEN AT SAY 6 OF US A DEAL IS SUGGESTED BUT SUPER STUDENT STATES THAT HE WOULD WANT MORE THAN WHAT EVER THE COMPUTER BREAK DOWN FOR CHIPS WOULD GIVE HIM AS HE FEELS THAT HE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THE TOP PRICE OF 24K WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS ONE OF THEM IS NO DEAL WE ALL KNOW ITS HIM ......ONE OF THE PLAYERS WHO I THINK HAS A NICK NAME OF THE DOC ,I HAVE SEEN HIM OVER THE YEARS AND BEEN AT THE RECIEVING END OF NASTY SLOW ROLLS WHEN HE HAS ACES , HE DECIDES TO GO ALL IN ON MY BIG BLIND 20K / 80K ONLY ME TO LOOK AND SEE IF I WANT TO CALL HIM NEXT ONE OUT GETS 4K SOME THING I LOOK AT TTHE FIRST CARD ACE THEN VERY SLOWLY SO MOST OF THE TABLE CAN SEE SPREAD THE BOTTOM CARD ANOTHER ACE ...ALL IN AND BEATS HIS KING SEVEN OFF ......WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS IM LYING IN 2ND PLACE AND THE COMPUTER SAYS TOP MAN IN SEAT ONE WILL GET 17K ME TO GET 13K NEXT 11K NEXT10K NEXT 10K OR SOME THING LIKE THAT ....BUT NO DEAL AS MR SUPER STUDENT WANTS TO PLAY ON THREE OF US LEFT AND I BUST OUT FOR 10K......NICE BUT STRAIGHT AWAY IM BEATING MY SELF UP WITH COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER,WHAT IF THIS OR THAT , ONE OF THE GUYS WATCHING THAT HAD BEEN CHATTING TO ME AND BEING FRIENDLY SAYS I SHOULD HAVE DONE A DEAL WITH THE OTHER LOW STACK TO SPLIT 2ND AND THIRD AS WE WOULD HAVE BOTH GOT 13K AND COULD HAVE PLAYED TO TAKE FIRST PLACE ......GOOD IDEA IN FACT EXELLENT IDEA SO WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME WHEN I WAS TALKING TO HIM ON THE MANY OCCASIONS THAT I WAS STILL IN THE GAME.......

STILL DROVE OUT OF LONDON SCRUFFY OLD KILBURN LOOKED A WHOLE LOT LESS LIKE 50 SKIP LORRIES HAD SPEEDED THRU IN A HURRICANE EVEN THE STRAY SHADOWS OF DOWN AND OUTS THAT GHOSTED TO AND THROW LOOK A LOT FRIENDLIER WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A DECENT SHARE AT POKER....AHHHHHHHH  HMMMMMMMMM

HAVE TO LOOK UP WHATS ON AT DTD,O NEARLY FORGOT GOT ONE OF THE LAST PERSON SEATS INTO A 500 AT READING HAPPY DAYS.....

NEXT MORNING HAD A SUPER CHILL DAY BRAIN IN TRACTION BUT RECOVERING WELL..

ASCHURCHILLSAIDITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEENDORINMYCASEITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEBEGGINGOFTHELEDGENDTHATWILLBETOMTHEPOKERSUPREMEOANDYESITISQUIETAMUSINGTOTHINKTHATAMODERATORPROBLYHASTOREADTHISTOMAKESUREITSNOTBREAKINGANYPCRULES,WATCHARICHARDANDTK

GOT A OLD HARRY AND MEGHAN UNION JACK FLAG TO USE ON MY NEXT FINAL AT LUTON G IM GOING TO CUT OUT HARRYS FACE LEAVING A HOLE THEN CROSS HIS NAME OUT AND PUT MY NAME AND FACE IN IT ,GOT TO LOVE FACE BOOK AND TWITTER
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« Reply #392 on: May 30, 2018, 01:54:32 AM »

So here we go, A BRIEF HISTORY OF LUTON G POKER.....
OR IN OTHER WORDS SOME OF MY EROTIC RECOLLECTIONS AND MUSES, DOWN AT THE OLD CLUB BUILDING BY THE ROUNDABOUT WITH THE CONCRETE SPIDER, I USED TO GO IN TO PLAY POKER AND A LAD ON RECEPTION WOULD FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY DRESS CODE. BUT THEY COULD LEND ME A BLAZER THAT THEY KEEP FOR JUST SUCH AN EVENTUALITY, THIS WAS FOR THE PRINCELY SUM OF FOUR POUNDS TOWARDS THE DRY CLEANING OF IT../......IT WAS ONLY YEARS LATER THAT THE PENNY DROPPED AND I REALISED HE WAS MUGGING ME OFF FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL GAIN. THIS WAS A BIT LIKE A GOLF CLUB SELLING YOU USED GOLF BALLS !

ANOTHER TIME WHICH WAS A HOT SUMMERS EVENING I ARRIVED IN THE CAR PARK IN TIME TO SEE AND HEAR A GROUP OF 5 OR 6 COLOURFULLY SHIRTED MEN SOME OF WHOM HAD A GOLD TOOTH ONE OF THESE GUYS WAS GOING BERSERK VERBALLY AT THE OTHER GUY AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE AND EXPLAINING TO HIM WHAT HE WOULD DO TO HIM IF HE DIDNT GET HIS MONEY.
THE GUY THAT WAS GETTING THE EAR BASHING WAS ONE MEAN LOOKING MUTHA AND I COULD IMAGINE THAT I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE MEETING HIM IN A DARK ALLEY THAT NIGHT FOR HIM TO EXPLAIN TO ME THAT IT WOULD BE A "SIMPLY SPIFFING IDEA" IF I COULD SEE MY WAY CLEAR TO ADVANCE HIM A SIZEABLE LOAN.

ANOTHER TIME I CAME OUT OF THE CLUB PISSED OFF! BECAUSE I HAD DONE MY BRAINS TO THEN BE FURTHER PISSED OFF AS THE POLICE WERE DIRECTING ALL TRAFFIC THE OPPOSITE WAY TO MY ROUTE AS ONE OF THE "WORKING GIRLS" WE USED TO SEE HANGING ABOUT THE FRONT OF THE CLUB LOOKING TO EARN MONEY AND GETTING FULL VALUE FOR HER PURCHASE OF FRESH BREATH MINTS HAD DECIDED TO CLIMB UP ON THE RAILWAY BRIDGE AND THREATEN TO COMMIT SUICIDE, THIS WAS VERY INCONVENIENT BECAUSE I NOW HAD A LONGER JOURNEY HOME.

I REMEMBER THE OLD POKER GAMES STARTED AT 8PM AND IF YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING YOU COULD NOT BUY IN LATER, I UNDERSTAND THIS SORT OF PISS TAKE OF HAVING PUNTERS COMING TO YOUR CASINO FOR A GAME WHO ARE CAUGHT IN TRAFFIC AND THEN UNABLE TO ENTER THE COMP LED TO SIMON AND HIS MATE STARTING THEIR OWN CLUB IN NOTTINGHAM CALLED "DUSK TIL DAWN"..............SO A SILVER LINING THERE.

IF ANY ONE WISHES TO READ MORE HISTORY ON THIS SUBJECT I WILL TRACK DOWN MY LAST TWO GREY BRAIN CELLS AND SQUEEZE THEM.

HOW DO YOU GET A FAT GIRL INTO BED......?
PIECE OF CAKE
HOW DO YOU GET A FAT GIRL OUT OF BED...?
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« Reply #393 on: May 30, 2018, 12:35:12 PM »

so here i am in the lobby of the luton g its tuesday and im blown out of the poker game but have to wait to give some one a lift home so its ideal poker blog opertunity.....SO I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR DAY TWO NICE AND RELAXED AND WELL ON TIME ....AND WERE OFF , IM NOT GETTING ANY HANDS SO ASSUME THE GRIND LIKE A MOTHER POSITION , THIS ONE AND THAT ONE GET IT IN WITH THE BEST OF IT AND CRASH AND BURN AS THERE EARS BURN TO THE RATIONAL OF THE WANNA BE POKER PRO THAT EXPLAINS THAT THERE CARDS WERE SUITED OR THEY HAS IMPROVED ON THE TURN TO EVEN MORE OUTS .....AND I STAY SAFE WITH NO HANDS OR CARDS TO GET BUSY WITH .....TRULY SOME OF THE POKER PLAY IS AKIN TO A OLD FAIR GROUND RIDE LIKE THE DODGEMS WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE HELL BENT ON RUNNING INTO WHAT EVER THEY CAN .....THIS LONDON LOT MUST GET THERE MONEY A LOT EASIER THAN I DO ....THERES ONLY A SMALL NUMBER OF LUTON REGS GEORGE THAT IS INTO COMPUTER SECURITY , DAS WHO IS INTO I DONT KNOW WHAT , WILLIAM THAT IS INTO TALKING A LOT ,THE DEMON CHINA MAN WHO IS INTO ANY ONE THAT IS DAFT ENOUTH TO LET HIM ,I MAY HAVE SEEN VICRAM THERE ALSO  ,AND WE PLAY ON TABLES BREAK AND SOME HOW IM STILL THERE NO CARDS TO TALK ABOUT JUST GRINDING WITH A EXTRA PORTION OF GRIND......

42 FOR THE MONEY .......GETTING NEAR ....GETTING A FEW HANDS .....IN THE MONEY NOW TO GET MY FIRE MANS OUTFIT AND LADDER LIKE A MOTHER.....IM GETTING A SPRINKLING OF HANDS FINAL TABLE LOOMS ....IM IN FINAL TABLE ....9 OF US ...THEN AT SAY 6 OF US A DEAL IS SUGGESTED BUT SUPER STUDENT STATES THAT HE WOULD WANT MORE THAN WHAT EVER THE COMPUTER BREAK DOWN FOR CHIPS WOULD GIVE HIM AS HE FEELS THAT HE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THE TOP PRICE OF 24K WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS ONE OF THEM IS NO DEAL WE ALL KNOW ITS HIM ......ONE OF THE PLAYERS WHO I THINK HAS A NICK NAME OF THE DOC ,I HAVE SEEN HIM OVER THE YEARS AND BEEN AT THE RECIEVING END OF NASTY SLOW ROLLS WHEN HE HAS ACES , HE DECIDES TO GO ALL IN ON MY BIG BLIND 20K / 80K ONLY ME TO LOOK AND SEE IF I WANT TO CALL HIM NEXT ONE OUT GETS 4K SOME THING I LOOK AT TTHE FIRST CARD ACE THEN VERY SLOWLY SO MOST OF THE TABLE CAN SEE SPREAD THE BOTTOM CARD ANOTHER ACE ...ALL IN AND BEATS HIS KING SEVEN OFF ......WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS IM LYING IN 2ND PLACE AND THE COMPUTER SAYS TOP MAN IN SEAT ONE WILL GET 17K ME TO GET 13K NEXT 11K NEXT10K NEXT 10K OR SOME THING LIKE THAT ....BUT NO DEAL AS MR SUPER STUDENT WANTS TO PLAY ON THREE OF US LEFT AND I BUST OUT FOR 10K......NICE BUT STRAIGHT AWAY IM BEATING MY SELF UP WITH COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER,WHAT IF THIS OR THAT , ONE OF THE GUYS WATCHING THAT HAD BEEN CHATTING TO ME AND BEING FRIENDLY SAYS I SHOULD HAVE DONE A DEAL WITH THE OTHER LOW STACK TO SPLIT 2ND AND THIRD AS WE WOULD HAVE BOTH GOT 13K AND COULD HAVE PLAYED TO TAKE FIRST PLACE ......GOOD IDEA IN FACT EXELLENT IDEA SO WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME WHEN I WAS TALKING TO HIM ON THE MANY OCCASIONS THAT I WAS STILL IN THE GAME.......

STILL DROVE OUT OF LONDON SCRUFFY OLD KILBURN LOOKED A WHOLE LOT LESS LIKE 50 SKIP LORRIES HAD SPEEDED THRU IN A HURRICANE EVEN THE STRAY SHADOWS OF DOWN AND OUTS THAT GHOSTED TO AND THROW LOOK A LOT FRIENDLIER WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A DECENT SHARE AT POKER....AHHHHHHHH  HMMMMMMMMM

HAVE TO LOOK UP WHATS ON AT DTD,O NEARLY FORGOT GOT ONE OF THE LAST PERSON SEATS INTO A 500 AT READING HAPPY DAYS.....

NEXT MORNING HAD A SUPER CHILL DAY BRAIN IN TRACTION BUT RECOVERING WELL..

ASCHURCHILLSAIDITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEENDORINMYCASEITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEBEGGINGOFTHELEDGENDTHATWILLBETOMTHEPOKERSUPREMEOANDYESITISQUIETAMUSINGTOTHINKTHATAMODERATORPROBLYHASTOREADTHISTOMAKESUREITSNOTBREAKINGANYPCRULES,WATCHARICHARDANDTK

GOT A OLD HARRY AND MEGHAN UNION JACK FLAG TO USE ON MY NEXT FINAL AT LUTON G IM GOING TO CUT OUT HARRYS FACE LEAVING A HOLE THEN CROSS HIS NAME OUT AND PUT MY NAME AND FACE IN IT ,GOT TO LOVE FACE BOOK AND TWITTER

Congratulations on a great result Tom.  Loving your description of some of the Luton Regs too.
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« Reply #394 on: May 31, 2018, 11:04:55 AM »

THANK YOU LUCKY, NEXT TARGET I THINK IS DTD THIS SATURDAY  100K GT FOR 250 PLUS 25 JUICE CALL ME WILD AND RECLASS BUT IVE BOOKED THE 35 QUID ROOM AT HYLANDS ALREADY ........AHHHHHH     AHHHHHHH   NEAR BACK TO BACK RESULT NOW THAT WOULD BE SOME THING..MMMMMMMMM
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« Reply #395 on: May 31, 2018, 11:09:18 AM »

but Tom please tell us all why the changeover to CAPS.

Ruddy hard to read the posts - or is that the aim?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #396 on: May 31, 2018, 11:10:22 AM »

Nice one Tom
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« Reply #397 on: May 31, 2018, 11:35:10 AM »

Tom. You're wild and reclass.
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« Reply #398 on: May 31, 2018, 02:39:25 PM »

SO FOLLOWING ON WITH THE HISTORY OF POKER ALLA MY RECOLECTIONS THERE IS ALWAYS THE ONE ABOUT SOME POOR FOOL THAT RATED HIMSELF AS A SPORTS BET IMPROVASIO AND APARENTLY HE HAD SUCH A SAFE BET HE AGREED WITH SOME OF THE HIGHLEY RESPECTED BLONDE REGS THAT IF HE DIDNT ACHIVE WHAT HE CLAIMED WOULD HAPPEN HE WOULD TURN UP AT THE NEXT LUTON G POKER GAME WEARING FULL CO CO THE CLOWN FANCY DRESS....HE DID ....I HAD MY CARBOARD CAMERA THERE AND TOOK AMPLE PICS ,BUT BOOTS BUGGERED THE PROCESSING UP SO NO PICS......HE ALWAYS WAS A JAMIE LUCKY GIT,APART FROM POKER ABILITY ,LOOKS,CHARISMA,SOPHISTACATION,CHOICE OF CARS,AND OF COURCE THE LADIES...WATCHA YOUR CHOMPNESS...STOP SMIRKING GLAVANA.

ANOTHER STORY OF THE OLD STACK OF BRICKS WAS ONCE WE WERE ALL ABOUT TO GO INTO THE POKER GAME AND THIS GUY IS HAVING IT AWAY AT ROULETE BETTING 14 AND 20 PLUS MUCHO SPLITO ON TWO WHEELS ...HES AT 20K UP...THEN 50K UP...AS OUR POKER GAME STARTS PEOPLE ARE BRING REPORTS BACK AS THEY PASS ON THE WAY TO THE LOO OR DRINKS AREA UP TO 125K  ...OUR GAME GOESE ON AT THE END MR MUG IS PULLING 50S OUT OF HIS POCKET .....AND LOSES THE LOT BACK TO ELL SGT YORKIES   .....WONT WANT TO HAVE HIS FIRST THOUGHT WHEN HE WAKES UP TOMMOROW.....

ALSO THERE IS THE TIME THE CASINO FORGOT TO SHUFFLE THE CARDS AT SOME CARD GAME ALL THE CHINESE PLAYERS LIKE TO PLAY ,EVEN WHEN THE DEALER SPOTTED THE CARDS WHERE ALL COMING OUT IN SEQUENCE THEY STILL DEALT SEVERAL MORE HANDS,WHAT A TIME TO BE ABLE TO SPEAK CANTONESE...

CAPS LOCK EASY CALPABLE DENIALABILITY ..

OF COURCE IN THE OLD CLUB YOU GOT SUMTIOUS CHINESE BUFFETTS WITH PACIFIC PRAWNS THAT LOOKED LIKE THEY ARE ON STERIOUDS ALL LAID ON FOR THE YEAR OF THE RAT,CHICKEN,SWAN,FROG OR WHATEVER AS POKER PLAYERS WE ALL TUCKED IN .EVEN CARMEL USED TO ORGANISE CAKES FOR THE SUNDAY 10 POUND STUDD COMP.....

THE WINTERS WERE WARMER THEE SUMMERS WERE COOLER OR HAS TIME RE WRITTEN EVERY LINE MMMMMMM

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« Reply #399 on: June 03, 2018, 02:02:23 AM »

so its 1.51 am sunday morning and im on secound can of stella in b and b at nottingham  got thru to the 100k gt at dtd with 235k chips average is 435k what could possible go right ......breakfast tomorrow tip the staff 2 quid then up beeston village street to buy something in charity shop to bribe the good karma fairy...i had thought there would be a few luton regs but i was wrong.......
so night night until after the final and then it deep joy or deep shit ......

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« Reply #400 on: June 04, 2018, 10:05:31 AM »

REEMEMBER WINNING ISNT EVERYTHING TAKING PART IS THE IMPORTANT THING

what a load of bollooooo who ever coined that phrase obviousley he or she did not pin there belief of there importance of justifying there existance on the turn of the next card , got back to day two crashed and burnt in 56 mins boo hoo ...................
cant even be bothered to describe the room at the b and b you know the sort of thing wall plugs that stick out of the wall 3 inches every where axistminster carpet that cost £12.50 a metre back in 1988 , am i a bad looser shazbut  grrrrrrr......
and on to the next event 25 25 in luton g just have to get past the luton dealers that all hate me and of cource the lack of buffett maybe paul will be having a pizza and i can nick a slice ...well you have to have a plan
by the way how do you up load pictures to here as i want to put all the old luton regs pics up here any advice appreciated ,i can manage to take a pic of the pic and email it but how to put here  dont know

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« Reply #401 on: June 06, 2018, 10:50:49 AM »

turns out the next event is this friday at reading 560 100k gt got a ticket in the last longestat the vic just looked up the location on google looks like the back end of nowhere but 100k gt strap on the light sabre and get my sad ass down there.....last night at luton g a reg sold me a 220 ticket for gentings for 120 nice ....good omens tooth faires lepracorns karma divine provenance this way your only 20 years late....

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« Reply #402 on: June 11, 2018, 10:46:39 AM »

SO made it to reading g casino 500 plus 60 got a ticket at the vic so feeling good already ,as you enter the casino you pass a truly sumptious permenant laid out area for buffets all professional done with good lighting almost as if they value there customers and want them to come back again and again......must take a picture and show it to luton g club .....and were into the club asked reception if there were any free promotions ...o yes free 10 pounds for punto banco at 5.00pm ,see you then i say nice ....on into the bowels of reading g casino i wonder and there she is ......the first lady of poker dealing .....the egg timer waist figured poker version of catherine zeta jones  [well there both from wales so near enouth]   ahhhh the old days of late night poker where she would deal to all the emerging big names of the day then be down our stack of bricks .......a bit like the scene in strange encounters of the third kind with richard drefuss and you see the ufo for the first time as it speeds along a motorway pass a sleeping cop with a speed trap ,revealed in all its awe and splender ...and then this smaller little ufo comes chasing along after it ...she was there also the luton g kit kat loving innit dark heart destroyer she who always saw eye to eye with every one especialy das ....two for the price of one like cagney and lacey  ,bodie and doyle ,the tremour before the earth quake what can possible go wrong with such a good start ....how did these little minxs know i was going to be there ,o well better play it cool ...said hi to kit kat muncher and gave her a man hug in a girlie sort of way ,i could see she liked it by the way she whent straight back to talking to the guy i had barged in front of , decided to leave the welsh goddess to latter .......like a modern day george clooney she can bump into me at the coffee machine ......

and on into the poker game

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« Reply #403 on: June 11, 2018, 11:42:32 PM »

AND sat down to play poker 20k chips to start one hour clock first hour nothing i can call a hand and play then ditto.........................ditto its like a ground hog day no hands and when i do raise to 1700 with ace ten i get shoved on for 5500 by the guy two seats to my left so i pass on the fifth such occurance i call him and he has kings ..........what the bloody hell is happening havnt the poker karma fairies read the sodding script im the good guy come on ....give me something i can work with.....and still i plow on running on empty ...i see uncle fester the card room manager from luton g wonders in , i wait a little while as no dought he will come over and meet and greet me any moment ......i go other to him and say high and mention that we have a free buffet chinease style and what a good idea it is to feed players when your having a poker event i can tell he is impressed by the concept but is doing a great job at hiding it well...in the break i see the welsh poker godess and get a man hug off her ....true i instagated it ,but she was there.....and on with the buffet i eat too much to componsate for the lack of poker hands and misery im enduring at the table ,so i sopose to loose weight all i need to do is be brilliant at poker mmmmmm put that to dragons den as a business ....in the break i took some photos of the dealer girls from luton g with me sat in the middle both of them were having a smoke out front ,none of this vape or e ciggarete nonsence for these two its tobacco and cigarete lighter all the way for them i tell them i could never date a girl that smokes so if they want to get with me they know what they will have to do ,  they put on a brave face of hiding there great loss and avidley draw on there fags .....

got put on the feature table

tbc
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« Reply #404 on: June 13, 2018, 08:53:01 AM »

Incred work here Thomas.

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