RSQ 48 - Begining of the end of farceville

[TRIP5]

Welcome to the begining of the end of farceville

Answers by PM to me before 8pm Monday 14th March

Reveal 8.30pm Tuesday 15th March

10 Questions in TWO sections
Proper RSQ
Reverse RSQ

De Rules

MY decision is final, objections will be listened to prior to being dismissed.
Any utterance or interjection of the word ‘farce’ during reveal will be rewarded with a 10 point penalty – time to be creative!!
You may NOT obtain your answers using google, research, wiki or by any other feckin means including but not exclusively asking your au pair, Austrian builder or favourite masseur.
You may pass ONE question.
Person with the lowest score wins.
Answers will be taken in the order provided.
If there are more than 1 sheep answers, they will be added together to give a new total sheep score which the fail will be based on.

Proper RSQ Part

Scoring

Same answers will combined, top combined answer is the sheep score, all fails will be the sheep score plus 5 & anything remotely similar will be whaled together

1.   Name something served with a roast lamb dinner
2.   Name a popular method of torture
3.   Name a show currently being aired on Sky Adlantic
4.   Name a fiction book by Tom Clancy
5.   Name one type of British potato


Reverse RSQ Part

Reverse scoring in place

Sheep = 1 point
Ace = 5 points unless the total aces is the reverse reverse sheep score
Fail =  5 points + reverse reverse sheep score

1.   Name a type of tree
2.   Name a common UK fairground ride
3.   Name a colour
4.   Name a fruit
5.   Name a slang term for the internet

IRENE'S TIE-BREAKER QUESTION

Name a method of egg cooking

Confused...GOOD!!


Entrants

Eighteen
Apparently the dead line is in the rubbish bin...

Kinboshi
Silo Graham
jjandellis
The Duke
TommyD
Trafficlight
Montandoo
Tightend
Moonandback
Longines
ItsMrAlex2u
the tank
Snoopy1239
Claw75
Technolog
Waz1892
cf
Girgy84

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ItsMrAlex2u]

OMG, what have we done?

GL creating a spreadsheet for that farce pile of utter crap !!

[TommyD]

You can see the car crash coming, but you just can't look away.

Irene, I think you might actually spontaneously combust during this reveal.

[thetank]

[thetank]

OMG, what have we done?

GL creating a spreadsheet for that farce pile of utter crap !!

Won't need a spreadsheet as she'll only get 4 entrants.

Anyway, less talking from you and more hanging your head in shame plz. Can't QM for buttons

[Ironside]

i aint got a clue


and thats got nothing to do with the rsq i just havent got a clue in general

[Cf]

I blame girgy.

[Cf]

You need to give a pass or two btw. They're there so if someone doesn't know a q they can still enter. Eg I've barely even heard of charmed nevermind watched it. I certainly don't know who the people you're after are.  And name a fairground ride I can do. Dunno wtf a robinsons fairground ride means.

[Girgy85]

Micky Mouse money is not accepted!!

[Acidmouse]

2.   Name a popular method of Elizabethan torture (This is begging people to google)
3.   Name one of the sisters from the t.v series Charmed (A TV series from about 10 years ago that was not very popular?)
4.   Name a non fiction book by Tom Clancy (Not a clue about any of his books, aint RSQ's supposed to be easy questions?)
5.   Name one of the 10 biggest worldwide potato producers in 2006 (I have no idea)

All points will be awarded depending on how funny the answer is... (This is so far from what a RSQ should be,total fail)

Reverse RSQ Part

2.   Name a Robinsons fairground ride (never heard of Robinsons)
5.   Name a slang term for having sex  (is it obligatory to have a sex question in these now?)

I may sound a stig in the dump but these just aint for me, I just want a quiz type RSQ without all the bollocks that's crept in.

[Girgy85]

Best question there is............

GIRGY'S TIE-BREAKER QUESTION

There are 12 coins/notes in circulation in the UK. 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p,50p £1, £2, £5, £10, £20 and £50. If you add them all up they total £88.88.
Give me a figure in £'s by using only 11 of the coins/notes stated above.

[snoopy1239]

Best question there is............

GIRGY'S TIE-BREAKER QUESTION

There are 12 coins/notes in circulation in the UK. 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p,50p £1, £2, £5, £10, £20 and £50. If you add them all up they total £88.88.
Give me a figure in £'s by using only 11 of the coins/notes stated above.

Wouldn't a quicker way of asking this question be: pick one of these coins/notes?

[Cf]

Middle bit needs to go yeah. Not entirely sure what its purpose is.

As for Girgy's tie breaker... so ambiguously worded. Is it basically a random number from 1-12 or can we use the same coin more than once, eg, 11p. Either way. It's rubbish Girgy. Can't believe you were desperate to pm and get that question in lol.

[Girgy85]

No no no noooo

You have to use 11 seperate units and add them all up to give a figure.

[Cf]

So it's basicallly choose a number from 1-12?