Competition: Viva Las Vegas with tikay? Your chance is within....

[TightEnd]

VIVA LAS VEGAS on Sky Poker

As the site says

"How would you like an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas worth £10,000? Well at Sky Poker we're giving you that chance with our Viva Las Vegas promotion!

Every month till May we'll be holding a Viva Las Vegas final where 1 in 10 players will win the Viva Las Vegas package. And the best part? Well you could actually win your way there from as little as £1.45 with our daily satellites. Your prize package will include:

- Two return flights to Las Vegas
- A luxury suite at the world famous Rio Hotel for 10 days"

What it does not say is that your personal bag man through the 10 days is Sky Poker's Ambassador, Mr Tony Kendall. A prospect that might appeal, and then again might not...but humour me.....


So, to qualify you need to win a Viva Las Vegas final. There is one of these a month with an £1100 buy in, 1 in 10 winning the package above

Entries into that £110 final are obviously not a direct option for many so there is a qualification process into that via daily satellites, Quarter finals and Semi Finals

£1.45 and £2.80 sats (daily)

into

£13 Quarter finals (daily)

into

£120 Semis (next Sun 20th March 9pm)

into

£1100 final (next Sun 27th March 9pm)



So here's a quick competition for blondes. The prize is three £13 Viva Las Vegas Quarter Final entries to be won by those entries the judge, me, thinks are the funniest

Answers to this question please

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."


Pictures, puns, jokes and rhymes......whatever you wish to include go for it


We'll announce the winners on Monday, to allow the three Quarter finalists to play next week...and hopefully get in the semi final on 27th March


Good luck!

[tikay]

You omitted "abuse" Rich.

Go with the flow, man, go with the flow.

[Robert HM]

"My Bertie Wooster to tikay's Jeeves, a perfect combination"

[Cf]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because........... it would mean I had won this competition and went on the win the satellites."

[Knottikay]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."


He would absolutely hate it with a passion until I binked a FT place.....then he would  adopt me and/or have my babies. 

[gatso]

I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........I like cups of tea but americans don't know how to make it properly so it would be good to have tikay, who also likes tea, doing my fetching and carrying so he can ensure I get a decent cuppa. I'd also find it pretty funny that when he brings my tea over to me he's not allowed to talk or he gets his wrist slapped and loses his press pass so I'd keep asking him questions, just for giggles

[kinboshi]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........it would be epic"

[tikay]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........it would be epic"

You missed the emphasis, the italics, the enboldenment.

epic

Please.

I sat next to a 12 year old at Luton on Sunday, I swear to God that when he was put to a decision & it was clear his Kings were beaten, he said "this is so sick" 27 times.

[kinboshi]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........it would be so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick "

[Robert HM]

"....... because I want to show the Yanks what an English butler isn't"

[roscopiko]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........I really am THAT lazy

[Dewi_cool]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because,,,,,,,,,,,,I could pretend he's my grandad!

[the sicilian]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."

It really would be his worst nightmare.....

[Waz1892]

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."

The
Opportunity
Now
Yearns.

Keeping
Every
New
Dream
Alive.
Little
Legend.

[Claw75]

I would like Tikay to be at my beck and call
in Vegas because i'd have a ball
sending him off to do this and that
muttering under his breath 'demanding tw*t'