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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2011, 07:56:27 PM »

what came first chicken or egg

The egg.
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2011, 08:01:19 PM »

well i bought chickens and they produced eggs didn't buy eggs and get chickens ......lol
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2011, 08:05:41 PM »

Chicken imo.
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2011, 08:08:26 PM »

Chicken imo.

lol very good
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 12:05:17 PM »

they do..

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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2011, 03:11:38 PM »

they do..



Probably an Inter-City motorway driving type thing... both the Oxford Tube and Oxford Express (Oxford-London) have them fitted and wearing is compulsary.
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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2011, 04:08:22 PM »

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

anyone?
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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2011, 04:29:39 PM »

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

anyone?

Not me
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2011, 08:47:47 PM »

nope
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« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2011, 09:26:50 PM »

Why don't penguins' feet freeze?
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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2011, 09:58:58 PM »

Does anything eat wasps?
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« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2011, 12:36:38 AM »


yeah i have.  they're small and fluffy.
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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2011, 12:42:13 AM »

Why did the bus driver shout at me for giving up my seat to an elderly lady?
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« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2011, 07:37:14 AM »

cos he was obviously some kind of knob
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« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2011, 09:45:56 AM »

Why did the bus driver shout at me for giving up my seat to an elderly lady?

was he scottish or russian? they always sound like they're shouting
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