Things that piss you off!

[RED-DOG]

He has me in stitches though.

He called one blokes river bet last night, the bloke flips A 9 for top pair. Grey waits for what seems like forever, then stand up and raises his cards as high in the air as he can reach, then he slams them face up on the table and cries: "Haha! You have A 9, I have A 10!"

[corkeye]

His hair pisses me off too

[david3103]

I declared 'flush, but not a good one' on the river last night versus one of the most annoying characters at G Teesside (and that's a tough league to be near the top of)
He also declares flush and I say, yeah proably beating me and flip 
He shows the  and then slowly flips the 

I'm embarrassed to say that I skimmed my cards directly at him in the vain hope of inflicting a sever paper cut on his neck.

[DungBeetle]

a couple of years back at Caesars:

Hand13
All decorum is lost in this hand.
Folded round to me on button and I have 55. Pot is 10k so I go ahead and shove.
BB asks for a count - this takes dealer a couple of minutes as I have loads of ante chips in my stack.
BB thinks for about 2 mins as I watch the baseball.
BB calmly calls with............POCKET ACES!!?
At this point I lose it completely as do a couple of the other players.
As the flop is being dealt I am shouting profanities, waving my arms around like a Cairo traffic policeman and randomly jabbing my figure at seat 1.
I then notice that flop is 4,7,8, T
River is..........6.
I shout "COME ON!", veins bulging out of my forehead like a deranged Leyton Hewitt and am warned to calm down by tournament director.
Up to 120k now.
Never seen a slowroll like that before.
In the words of Lt Jonathan Kendrick : "Private Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching."
Or something like that anyway.

[Woodsey]

There is this Vietnamese prick who is/was a reg on the Vegas tables who is the worst slow roller ever.

At showdown he will do stuff like just flip over the king if he has AK on a A high board, or if he has 2 pair just flip the lower card he has paired up, then wait for you to show and flips his other card if ahead. He does it ALL the time too, newer/shyer players tend not to say anything. What's worse is if you pull him up on it and ask him to showdown properly he just tells you to do one and it makes him even worse. I basically never ever get into fights, its just not me, but the closest I've ever got to a fight at a poker table was with this prick. 

[redsimon]

a couple of years back at Caesars:

Hand13
All decorum is lost in this hand.
Folded round to me on button and I have 55. Pot is 10k so I go ahead and shove.
BB asks for a count - this takes dealer a couple of minutes as I have loads of ante chips in my stack.
BB thinks for about 2 mins as I watch the baseball.
BB calmly calls with............POCKET ACES!!?
At this point I lose it completely as do a couple of the other players.
As the flop is being dealt I am shouting profanities, waving my arms around like a Cairo traffic policeman and randomly jabbing my figure at seat 1.
I then notice that flop is 4,7,8, T
River is..........6.
I shout "COME ON!", veins bulging out of my forehead like a deranged Leyton Hewitt and am warned to calm down by tournament director.
Up to 120k now.
Never seen a slowroll like that before.
In the words of Lt Jonathan Kendrick : "Private Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching."
Or something like that anyway.

I'm trying to work out who woyuld piss me off more in this hand, might not be the guy with Aces.

[smashedagain]

a couple of years back at Caesars:

Hand13
All decorum is lost in this hand.
Folded round to me on button and I have 55. Pot is 10k so I go ahead and shove.
BB asks for a count - this takes dealer a couple of minutes as I have loads of ante chips in my stack.
BB thinks for about 2 mins as I watch the baseball.
BB calmly calls with............POCKET ACES!!?
At this point I lose it completely as do a couple of the other players.
As the flop is being dealt I am shouting profanities, waving my arms around like a Cairo traffic policeman and randomly jabbing my figure at seat 1.
I then notice that flop is 4,7,8, T
River is..........6.
I shout "COME ON!", veins bulging out of my forehead like a deranged Leyton Hewitt and am warned to calm down by tournament director.
Up to 120k now.
Never seen a slowroll like that before.
In the words of Lt Jonathan Kendrick : "Private Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching."
Or something like that anyway.

I'm trying to work out who woyuld piss me off more in this hand, might not be the guy with Aces.

lol

[JK]

He has me in stitches though.

He called one blokes river bet last night, the bloke flips A 9 for top pair. Grey waits for what seems like forever, then stand up and raises his cards as high in the air as he can reach, then he slams them face up on the table and cries: "Haha! You have A 9, I have A 10!"

At Alea one night, a guy on the table was slowrolling all and sundry. Marco (The guy you're speaking of), was on the table, and the random guy put a pretty nasty one on him. I dont know if Marco knew it was a slowroll or not, but about an hour later, I got called over for a ruling.

The hand had played to the river, with the random guy and Marco in the pot. It was a pretty big pot, £300-£400 or so. The random guy had turned over his hand to show top pair. By the time I was called over, Marco had been sat there for a minute expressionless. I informed him that he must show or muck his hand, to which he did nothing. After a further 30 seconds, I informed him that he had 10 seconds to either show or muck, or his hand would be dead (I was actually crying inside, praying to god he was gonna show a winner because the random was a douche). After 9 seconds, he calmly turned over a set and raked in the pot without a word.

Best slowroll ever

[smashedagain]

He has me in stitches though.

He called one blokes river bet last night, the bloke flips A 9 for top pair. Grey waits for what seems like forever, then stand up and raises his cards as high in the air as he can reach, then he slams them face up on the table and cries: "Haha! You have A 9, I have A 10!"

At Alea one night, a guy on the table was slowrolling all and sundry. Marco (The guy you're speaking of), was on the table, and the random guy put a pretty nasty one on him. I dont know if Marco knew it was a slowroll or not, but about an hour later, I got called over for a ruling.

The hand had played to the river, with the random guy and Marco in the pot. It was a pretty big pot, £300-£400 or so. The random guy had turned over his hand to show top pair. By the time I was called over, Marco had been sat there for a minute expressionless. I informed him that he must show or muck his hand, to which he did nothing. After a further 30 seconds, I informed him that he had 10 seconds to either show or muck, or his hand would be dead (I was actually crying inside, praying to god he was gonna show a winner because the random was a douche). After 9 seconds, he calmly turned over a set and raked in the pot without a word.

Best slowroll ever

so he does know he is doing it yes

[JK]

He has me in stitches though.

He called one blokes river bet last night, the bloke flips A 9 for top pair. Grey waits for what seems like forever, then stand up and raises his cards as high in the air as he can reach, then he slams them face up on the table and cries: "Haha! You have A 9, I have A 10!"

At Alea one night, a guy on the table was slowrolling all and sundry. Marco (The guy you're speaking of), was on the table, and the random guy put a pretty nasty one on him. I dont know if Marco knew it was a slowroll or not, but about an hour later, I got called over for a ruling.

The hand had played to the river, with the random guy and Marco in the pot. It was a pretty big pot, £300-£400 or so. The random guy had turned over his hand to show top pair. By the time I was called over, Marco had been sat there for a minute expressionless. I informed him that he must show or muck his hand, to which he did nothing. After a further 30 seconds, I informed him that he had 10 seconds to either show or muck, or his hand would be dead (I was actually crying inside, praying to god he was gonna show a winner because the random was a douche). After 9 seconds, he calmly turned over a set and raked in the pot without a word.

Best slowroll ever

so he does know he is doing it yes

Generally I dont think he knows the time he takes its wrong. However on this occasion, he definitely did.

[bobAlike]

People who clearly don't know how to rate a good old fry up.

[paulhouk03]

Getting robbed again

[corkeye]

People who are too fucking lazy to get enough butter for their toast first time round, and leave bits of toasted bred crumbs in the butter.

Also the same can be said for twats making multiple cups of tea/coffee and wreck the sugar by using tea/coffee drenched teaspoons. Twats.

[youthnkzR]

People who speed out of junctions to cut in front of you and then insist on driving at 20mph in a 30.

Happened to me in the snow the other day, the other guy clearly busted his balls stamping so hard on his accelerator to get infront of me (not even rush hour - there was hardly any traffic), and then didn't hit 10mph once. It was only dusty snow as well, hadn't even started to get slippy.... Can safely say that was one of the most frustrating moments of my entire life!

[outragous76]

People who speed out of junctions to cut in front of you and then insist on driving at 20mph in a 30.

Happened to me in the snow the other day, the other guy clearly busted his balls stamping so hard on his accelerator to get infront of me (not even rush hour - there was hardly any traffic), and then didn't hit 10mph once. It was only dusty snow as well, hadn't even started to get slippy.... Can safely say that was one of the most frustrating moments of my entire life!

really?

got a lot of pain ahead then