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« Reply #2130 on: August 13, 2015, 07:46:33 AM » |
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The phrase, "According to a new study".
These studies always contradict each other.
Dairy products are bad for you - New study - Dairy products are good for you etc.
Gets right on my tits it does.
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« Reply #2131 on: August 13, 2015, 08:39:18 AM » |
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"The BBC has learned..........."
Yeah, learned from a press release that every other news organisation has, more often than not. Or even worse, from a story appearing in a newspaper. Compared to the number of times they use that phrase, it is rarely from their own investigative journalism.
Stop lying to us.
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« Reply #2132 on: August 16, 2015, 11:48:42 PM » |
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Those fkin loud mouth Yanks at the golf that shout ' GET IN THE HOLE' every fkin shot...............they are even doing it from tee shots on par  now. |
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« Reply #2133 on: August 17, 2015, 06:54:26 PM » |
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Everyone in this city wants to weaponise umbrellas at the sight of the slightest bit of rain.
Ok, it's been thundering all day so I'm not against the use of umbrellas per se, but things which have happened to me today:
Tram this morning, one joker gets on having shut his brolly. He then decides he'd like to hang it from the hand rails above your head. Instead of using the handle, he proceeds to open his brolly on quite a full tram and hang it 'paraplui down'. In one simple move he fkn soaked everyone within 2m of him and almost took my eye out.
Now, admittedly I did ask him rather harshly in approximate Czech 'what are you smoking pal? Are you thick or something?' But he couldnt seem to comprehend why I wanted to kill him? He simply replied 'can't have wet umbrella'. I had to immediately get off else he'd be wearing the umbrella.
Also multiple people want to hold the umbrella at my eye level and insist on bumping into me, one such joker even doing so whilst spinning it in his hand like Mary fucking Poppins.
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« Reply #2134 on: August 18, 2015, 12:22:38 AM » |
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Those fkin loud mouth Yanks at the golf that shout ' GET IN THE HOLE' every fkin shot...............they are even doing it from tee shots on par now. Wins thread, so fooking tilting. Found myself swearing at the telly on numerous occasions. |
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« Reply #2135 on: August 18, 2015, 02:58:50 AM » |
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Road 'dressing' aka throw down some bitumen and stones and completely bugger up a quiet residential street that gets nowhere near enough traffic to bed the stones in. Going to be a PITA for months.
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« Reply #2136 on: August 18, 2015, 07:15:33 AM » |
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Those fkin loud mouth Yanks at the golf that shout ' GET IN THE HOLE' every fkin shot...............they are even doing it from tee shots on par now. |
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« Reply #2137 on: August 18, 2015, 08:21:00 AM » |
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People who refer to the police as 'pigs' etc as if it's cool.
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« Reply #2138 on: August 18, 2015, 11:32:26 PM » |
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Players that call with 3rd pair when you're bluffing but pass when you have the nuts.
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« Reply #2139 on: August 22, 2015, 12:48:13 AM » |
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TV programs that start or end at 5 minutes past the hour.
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« Reply #2140 on: August 22, 2015, 08:41:52 AM » |
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TV programs that start or end at 5 minutes past the hour.
This is a great one! |
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« Reply #2141 on: August 26, 2015, 04:40:34 PM » |
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People who consistently drive 5mph under the speed limit.
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« Reply #2142 on: August 26, 2015, 04:57:05 PM » |
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TV programs that start or end at 5 minutes past the hour.
Why does the one show on bbc1 always start at 6.57pm or 6.58pm every night even though it is billed for 7pm straight after the regional news? |
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« Reply #2143 on: August 26, 2015, 09:50:13 PM » |
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Why does it even start?
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« Reply #2144 on: August 26, 2015, 09:52:15 PM » |
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Why does it even start?
I lolled. |
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