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« Reply #2160 on: November 10, 2015, 04:37:32 PM »
People on line who don't answer the question I asked.

Q- I have a set of earphones that I want to use in one ear only. If I cut off one earbud, will the other still work?.

A- Why not take it back for a refund?.

A- Just put one in and leave the other dangling.

A- I don't know, I've never tried it.

A- Just put the broken one on your shirt pocket.

A- Switch your phone/PC output to mono.
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« Reply #2161 on: November 10, 2015, 05:56:44 PM »
Grin The answer is yes.
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« Reply #2162 on: November 10, 2015, 06:22:15 PM »
Quote from: BiloxiDesire on November 10, 2015, 05:56:44 PM
Grin The answer is yes.


Even if I cut the side with the mic and volume controls?
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« Reply #2163 on: November 10, 2015, 07:38:59 PM »
Are you Bishop Berkeley?
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« Reply #2164 on: November 10, 2015, 07:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Tal on November 10, 2015, 07:38:59 PM
Are you Bishop Berkeley?


Would that still be funny if there were no one here to read it?
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« Reply #2165 on: November 10, 2015, 07:51:38 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2015, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: Tal on November 10, 2015, 07:38:59 PM
Are you Bishop Berkeley?


Would that still be funny if there were no one here to read it?

I'm happy with the word "still" there. I think you're charmingly overstating the situation.
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« Reply #2166 on: November 10, 2015, 08:05:38 PM »
Quote from: Tal on November 10, 2015, 07:51:38 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2015, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: Tal on November 10, 2015, 07:38:59 PM
Are you Bishop Berkeley?


Would that still be funny if there were no one here to read it?

I'm happy with the word "still" there. I think you're charmingly overstating the situation.


No overstatement. I didn't know it was funny for the first 5 minutes though.
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« Reply #2167 on: November 10, 2015, 08:06:49 PM »
People who clap on every beat of a song. Particularly with reference to the audience in Strictly.

It's a pop song not a hitler youth march.
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« Reply #2168 on: November 10, 2015, 08:49:53 PM »
Quote from: AlunB on November 10, 2015, 08:06:49 PM
People who clap on every beat of a song. Particularly with reference to the audience in Strictly.

It's a pop song not a hitler youth march.

When they did it to the quiet bit of In The Mood on Sunday, I just about snapped. The audience is undoubtedly told to do it, though. 
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« Reply #2169 on: November 11, 2015, 10:41:56 AM »
Quote from: Tal on November 10, 2015, 08:49:53 PM
Quote from: AlunB on November 10, 2015, 08:06:49 PM
People who clap on every beat of a song. Particularly with reference to the audience in Strictly.

It's a pop song not a hitler youth march.

When they did it to the quiet bit of In The Mood on Sunday, I just about snapped. The audience is undoubtedly told to do it, though. 

Apparently Justin Bieber is an expert on the clap.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/justin-bieber-stops-performance-of-what-do-you-mean-because-fans-start-clapping-out-of-time-a6719406.html
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« Reply #2170 on: November 12, 2015, 11:36:24 AM »
Quote from: Redsgirl on November 11, 2015, 10:41:56 AM
Quote from: Tal on November 10, 2015, 08:49:53 PM
Quote from: AlunB on November 10, 2015, 08:06:49 PM
People who clap on every beat of a song. Particularly with reference to the audience in Strictly.

It's a pop song not a hitler youth march.

When they did it to the quiet bit of In The Mood on Sunday, I just about snapped. The audience is undoubtedly told to do it, though. 

Apparently Justin Bieber is an expert on the clap.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/justin-bieber-stops-performance-of-what-do-you-mean-because-fans-start-clapping-out-of-time-a6719406.html



With his lifestyle I wouldn't be surprised
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« Reply #2171 on: November 12, 2015, 12:00:41 PM »
People who take forever at a cash machine.
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« Reply #2172 on: November 12, 2015, 12:52:37 PM »
Quote from: hhyftrftdr on November 12, 2015, 12:00:41 PM
People who take forever at a cash machine.



We're old, we struggle with technology, our eyesight is poor, the screen is small and dim and the buttons are fiddly. We forget pin numbers and we confuse one card with another. We're flustered because we're holding up the queue and the bloke behind looks very impatient and a bit angry.

Cut us a bit of slack. Exchange a friendly word or a smile as we leave. You will feel better, we will feel better, and we will probably be quicker the next time.
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« Reply #2173 on: November 13, 2015, 06:22:00 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 12, 2015, 12:52:37 PM
Quote from: hhyftrftdr on November 12, 2015, 12:00:41 PM
People who take forever at a cash machine.



We're old, we struggle with technology, our eyesight is poor, the screen is small and dim and the buttons are fiddly. We forget pin numbers and we confuse one card with another. We're flustered because we're holding up the queue and the bloke behind looks very impatient and a bit angry.

Cut us a bit of slack. Exchange a friendly word or a smile as we leave. You will feel better, we will feel better, and we will probably be quicker the next time.

People who use the phrase PIN number Wink
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« Reply #2174 on: November 13, 2015, 08:57:19 PM »
Quote from: cambridgealex on November 13, 2015, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 12, 2015, 12:52:37 PM
Quote from: hhyftrftdr on November 12, 2015, 12:00:41 PM
People who take forever at a cash machine.



We're old, we struggle with technology, our eyesight is poor, the screen is small and dim and the buttons are fiddly. We forget pin numbers and we confuse one card with another. We're flustered because we're holding up the queue and the bloke behind looks very impatient and a bit angry.

Cut us a bit of slack. Exchange a friendly word or a smile as we leave. You will feel better, we will feel better, and we will probably be quicker the next time.

People who use the phrase PIN number Wink

Confused now - what else could you call it?
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