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« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2011, 09:11:18 PM » |
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People at a busy checkout who wait until all their items have been scanned, then even though it is in big fucin numbers in front of their eyes they ask how much it it is......THEN they decided to rummage in their bottomless pit of a fuckin handbag to try and find their purse....THEN if it's £18.20 they don't pull out a £20 they decide to count out their life worth on the counter!
Rush hour on the tube coming to the barriers knob in front grinds to a halt to try and decide which pocket of his chav sweats his ticket is in...every fuckin time !
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« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2011, 09:14:50 PM » |
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People who end forum posts like they are sendings an email to someone they actually know.
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« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2011, 09:23:42 PM » |
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The phrase 'same difference'.
The phrase 'back raise'
Drivers who don't indicate.
Speaking into a machine to order a drive-through.
Every year, people saying GCSE and A-level results are at a record high but claiming that the exams haven't got any easier.
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"...And If You Flash Him A Smile He'll Take Your Teeth As Deposit..."
"Sheriff Fatman" - Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
2006 Blonde Caption Comp Ultimate Champion (to be replaced by actual poker achievements when I have any)
GUKPT Online Main Event Winner 2008 (yay, a poker achievement!)
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« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2011, 09:30:38 PM » |
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People who end forum posts like they are sendings an email to someone they actually know.
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@GreekStein on twitter.
Retired Policeman, Part time troll.
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« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2011, 09:39:11 PM » |
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Cyclists
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« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2011, 09:42:33 PM » |
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Middle aged women that can't use the self service check out but continue to try
Middle aged women that talk to there baby as though it has a clue what they are saying... "shall mummy go to greggs" "shall mummy eat another pastie"
Middle aged women that moan about being unable to lose weight even though they smash in two big macs a week and do no exercise.
Sorry claw75 all you middle aged women but you annoy me somewhat.
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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sweet potata!
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« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2011, 09:44:41 PM » |
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Remote controls that dont react immediately when i press a button.
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« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2011, 10:09:38 PM » |
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Drivers that use the closed lane right to the last cone before nipping pushing the way into the correct lane.
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« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2011, 10:13:07 PM » |
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People.
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« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2011, 10:37:52 PM » |
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« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2011, 11:20:09 PM » |
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People who end forum posts like they are sendings an email to someone they actually know.
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« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2011, 11:27:49 PM » |
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« Reply #57 on: June 18, 2011, 11:29:03 PM » |
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Drivers that use the closed lane right to the last cone before nipping pushing the way into the correct lane.
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« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2011, 12:06:40 AM » |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2011, 12:07:20 AM » |
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i'm going to come back to this thread when i'm premenstrual - i'll have loads of things to list then
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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