Things that piss you off!

[MANTIS01]

You go to the cinema and the queue for popcorn is over 1 mile long. But the kids serving behind the counter are all moving like molasses, so slow, so clueless. The kid who served me had many stars on his badge and yet he was the slowest of them all. I wanted to elbow him in the face to wake him up.

[Sheriff Fatman]

AK vs AQ.

In tournaments of any significance it's guaranteed to end in tears when this matchup shows up.

[Solaris]

Americans at golf tournaments shouting stupid shit as the ball flies off the tee.

It's not going to "GET IN THE HOLE" when the hole is 400+ yards anyway you stupid *****. So stop shouting it.

[Solaris]

The Government giving everyone the day off work for the recent Royal wedding.

"We've decided to make today a bank holiday"

Well thank you very much!! It doesn't cost the government a penny yet they get the credit for being so generous!!

It's the struggling businesses who still have to pay the staff for doing nothing whilst losing a days productivity in to the bargain.

If you say that there's 20,000,000 workers in the UK on an average £100 per day that's 2 billion quid in wages with zero output.

Great way to bolster a struggling economy.

Fortunately for the Government most people in the UK are too stupid to realise what a fuck up that day off was for the economy as their brains can't think further ahead than next week's family credit cheque.

Err, it wasn't an official bank holiday, so if a business wanted you to work that day, you did.

The only people who should be blamed for letting staff have the day off are the management teams who decided to let it happen.

[Skippy]

People who don't say 'thank you' when you say 'bless you'.

You aren't supposed to say thank you. Every time you say thank you after someone says bless you, an angel dies. Or at least that what I was told (but I can't remember who, and I can't find a link, so now I just feel mentally ill).

[Horneris]

Missing a winner
Being hungry
ppl winning tournaments

[Jon MW]

The Government giving everyone the day off work for the recent Royal wedding.

"We've decided to make today a bank holiday"

Well thank you very much!! It doesn't cost the government a penny yet they get the credit for being so generous!!

It's the struggling businesses who still have to pay the staff for doing nothing whilst losing a days productivity in to the bargain.

If you say that there's 20,000,000 workers in the UK on an average £100 per day that's 2 billion quid in wages with zero output.

Great way to bolster a struggling economy.

Fortunately for the Government most people in the UK are too stupid to realise what a fuck up that day off was for the economy as their brains can't think further ahead than next week's family credit cheque.

Err, it wasn't an official bank holiday, so if a business wanted you to work that day, you did.

The only people who should be blamed for letting staff have the day off are the management teams who decided to let it happen.

It was an official Bank Holiday - just like next year's will be for the Diamond Jubilee

But business's don't have to let people have any Bank Holiday's off - they'd probably have some kind of backlash from the employees if they didn't though, which might end up costing them more over the long term.

[Joobie538]

The Government giving everyone the day off work for the recent Royal wedding.

"We've decided to make today a bank holiday"

Well thank you very much!! It doesn't cost the government a penny yet they get the credit for being so generous!!

It's the struggling businesses who still have to pay the staff for doing nothing whilst losing a days productivity in to the bargain.

If you say that there's 20,000,000 workers in the UK on an average £100 per day that's 2 billion quid in wages with zero output.

Great way to bolster a struggling economy.

Fortunately for the Government most people in the UK are too stupid to realise what a fuck up that day off was for the economy as their brains can't think further ahead than next week's family credit cheque.

Err, it wasn't an official bank holiday, so if a business wanted you to work that day, you did.

The only people who should be blamed for letting staff have the day off are the management teams who decided to let it happen.

It was a public Holiday - just like next year's will be for the Diamond Jubilee

But business's don't have to let people have any public Holiday's off - they'd probably have some kind of backlash from the employees if they didn't though, which might end up costing them more over the long term.

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[Claw75]

People who don't say 'thank you' when you say 'bless you'.

You aren't supposed to say thank you. Every time you say thank you after someone says bless you, an angel dies. Or at least that what I was told (but I can't remember who, and I can't find a link, so now I just feel mentally ill).

kids at our school used to say this.  only it was a fairy that died.  I didn't want to post it first though

[StuartHopkin]

The Government giving everyone the day off work for the recent Royal wedding.

"We've decided to make today a bank holiday"

Well thank you very much!! It doesn't cost the government a penny yet they get the credit for being so generous!!

It's the struggling businesses who still have to pay the staff for doing nothing whilst losing a days productivity in to the bargain.

If you say that there's 20,000,000 workers in the UK on an average £100 per day that's 2 billion quid in wages with zero output.

Great way to bolster a struggling economy.

Fortunately for the Government most people in the UK are too stupid to realise what a fuck up that day off was for the economy as their brains can't think further ahead than next week's family credit cheque.

Err, it wasn't an official bank holiday, so if a business wanted you to work that day, you did.

The only people who should be blamed for letting staff have the day off are the management teams who decided to let it happen.

It was a public Holiday - just like next year's will be for the Diamond Jubilee

But business's don't have to let people have any public Holiday's off - they'd probably have some kind of backlash from the employees if they didn't though, which might end up costing them more over the long term.

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Twas all dependent on the wording of your contracts.

If they state 20 days + public holidays then you have to give them the day off.

If they state 28 days including public holidays you can tell them to GTFI.

[bobAlike]

People who think that the Black country is part of Birmingham.

[Josedinho]

Getting to McDonalds at 10.31am

[Solaris]

The Government giving everyone the day off work for the recent Royal wedding.

"We've decided to make today a bank holiday"

Well thank you very much!! It doesn't cost the government a penny yet they get the credit for being so generous!!

It's the struggling businesses who still have to pay the staff for doing nothing whilst losing a days productivity in to the bargain.

If you say that there's 20,000,000 workers in the UK on an average £100 per day that's 2 billion quid in wages with zero output.

Great way to bolster a struggling economy.

Fortunately for the Government most people in the UK are too stupid to realise what a fuck up that day off was for the economy as their brains can't think further ahead than next week's family credit cheque.

Err, it wasn't an official bank holiday, so if a business wanted you to work that day, you did.

The only people who should be blamed for letting staff have the day off are the management teams who decided to let it happen.

It was an official Bank Holiday - just like next year's will be for the Diamond Jubilee

But business's don't have to let people have any Bank Holiday's off - they'd probably have some kind of backlash from the employees if they didn't though, which might end up costing them more over the long term.

Err, no it wasn't. As someone has pointed out, it was a public holiday.

[outragous76]

monday mornings

[geordieneil]

mornings

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