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« Reply #435 on: July 07, 2011, 12:10:44 PM »

That's just being twice as racist.

I'm not a racist, i have many fat friends, ginger relatives and often buy baguettes
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« Reply #436 on: July 07, 2011, 01:04:39 PM »

People who wear kilts to weddings even though they're not Scottish.


People who wear kilts to weddings who are Scottish and don't stop harping on about "how it's tradition and surprisingly comfy to wear a kilt at a wedding". It's not tradition. Not for people of your low social unemployed status, It was meant for warriors and troops ...you fat, disgusting complete and utter pleb.

I vote that we bring back King George the 2nd's punishment for kilt wearers.
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« Reply #437 on: July 07, 2011, 01:09:30 PM »

People who wear kilts to weddings even though they're not Scottish.


People who wear kilts to weddings who are Scottish and don't stop harping on about "how it's tradition and surprisingly comfy to wear a kilt at a wedding". It's not tradition. Not for people of your low social unemployed status, It was meant for warriors and troops ...you fat, disgusting complete and utter pleb.

I vote that we bring back King George the 2nd's punishment for kilt wearers.

Isn't it just like Top Hat N Tails though?.
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« Reply #438 on: July 07, 2011, 01:23:00 PM »

People who wear kilts to weddings even though they're not Scottish.


People who wear kilts to weddings who are Scottish and don't stop harping on about "how it's tradition and surprisingly comfy to wear a kilt at a wedding". It's not tradition. Not for people of your low social unemployed status, It was meant for warriors and troops ...you fat, disgusting complete and utter pleb.

I vote that we bring back King George the 2nd's punishment for kilt wearers.

Isn't it just like Top Hat N Tails though?.

Top hats are bad as well. They started out as part of the uniform of posties and coppers, were then bumped up to "respectable" and are now for pillocks and Royal Ascot with its ridiculous dress code.

But people don't harp on about them as much as they do about kilts. You hardly ever hear someone say "Men look soo sexy in a top hat". But you hear "I think a kilt looks sexy on a man" a lot when the subject is discussed (Ussually by some horrible woman who thinks a Sex and the City life-style should be life's ambition). Nothing looks sexy on an overweight, plebbish and drunken Scot. (Which accounts for 99% of all Scots at weddings).


Another thing I hate;

Weddings. .....
Birthdays.....
Christmas and other idiotic holidays that I "have to" celebrate.


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« Reply #439 on: July 07, 2011, 01:28:00 PM »

What about people who wear kilts, don't wipe their bum and sully the brides dress?
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« Reply #440 on: July 07, 2011, 01:30:13 PM »

What about people who wear kilts, don't wipe their bum and sully the brides dress?

 If the bride kills them for doing so it's OK by me...if she doesn't she should be killed as well.

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« Reply #441 on: July 07, 2011, 01:30:50 PM »

What about people who wear kilts, don't wipe their bum and sully the brides dress?

haha. i've seen that! think it was on one of those rudetube programmes. Class!
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« Reply #442 on: July 07, 2011, 01:35:26 PM »

Yeah, guess your right, kilts just don't look too good on anyone.
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« Reply #443 on: July 07, 2011, 01:41:40 PM »

this can go one of 2 ways. either someone posts the pic of maria in a kilt of we have to see kev in one
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« Reply #444 on: July 07, 2011, 01:45:47 PM »

this can go one of 2 ways. either someone posts the pic of maria in a kilt of we have to see kev in one

lol.
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« Reply #445 on: July 07, 2011, 01:47:52 PM »

The other Saturdays, Boldie
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« Reply #446 on: July 07, 2011, 02:03:36 PM »

The other Saturdays, Boldie

lol, genius.
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« Reply #447 on: July 07, 2011, 09:47:32 PM »

Young girls being way better than me at rollerfootball. Sigh.
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« Reply #448 on: July 08, 2011, 05:40:39 PM »

The 'Things that piss you off!' thread having more pages than the 'Things that make you happy' thread.
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« Reply #449 on: July 08, 2011, 09:10:11 PM »

Overly happy people.
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