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« Reply #930 on: March 16, 2012, 11:03:06 AM »

The gravy thread got me thinking of this.....

How annoying are places that only serve Yorkshire puddings with the beef at Sunday lunch?

^This^

I always ask for a Yorkshire (Two if I'm honest) which ever meat I choose.
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« Reply #931 on: March 16, 2012, 09:58:52 PM »

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The last  3GUKPT main events at Walsall I've played I've been knocked out holding the bitches.
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« Reply #932 on: March 19, 2012, 10:45:35 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-17439129

this seems a weekly news story these days tilts me so hard as no one dares speak out against it.
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« Reply #933 on: March 20, 2012, 01:42:39 PM »

Santander advert...You talk you save, you walk you save, you play you save, you weigh you save, you throw you save, you mow you save, you sow you save. I'm sorry but what the abs jibber jabber fck is that all about??
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« Reply #934 on: March 20, 2012, 07:34:46 PM »

Santander advert...You talk you save, you walk you save, you play you save, you weigh you save, you throw you save, you mow you save, you sow you save. I'm sorry but what the abs jibber jabber fck is that all about??

Eerie,  I was reading this post then the advert comes on, and I find myself reading this while at the same time its being said on the tv.

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« Reply #935 on: April 01, 2012, 03:30:30 PM »

ppl who shake other ppls hand like they are gonna arm wrestle them......
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« Reply #936 on: April 01, 2012, 03:33:25 PM »

ppl who shake other ppls hand like they are gonna arm wrestle them......

I hate it when you shake someone's hand and they hold onto your hand for ages. I introduced two of my mates who had never met on Friday and they did it, tilted the life out of me and i physically made them stop shaking hands. Should never last longer than 3 seconds imo.
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« Reply #937 on: April 01, 2012, 06:58:57 PM »

ppl who shake other ppls hand like they are gonna arm wrestle them......

I hate it when you shake someone's hand and they hold onto your hand for ages. I introduced two of my mates who had never met on Friday and they did it, tilted the life out of me and i physically made them stop shaking hands. Should never last longer than 3 seconds imo.

I hate the ones who when you shake their hand it's like crossing palms with a limp lettuce leaf. Man up FFS.
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« Reply #938 on: April 02, 2012, 09:22:59 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17582542

"The meeting continued in his absence, however, the parents who viewed the pictures were horrified and distracted."

You saw a picture of a man with his willy out. And you are horrified. Pulease.

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« Reply #939 on: April 02, 2012, 09:35:23 PM »

Santander advert...You talk you save, you walk you save, you play you save, you weigh you save, you throw you save, you mow you save, you sow you save. I'm sorry but what the abs jibber jabber fck is that all about??

Oh this ad tilts the crap out of me.

And the "Watching telly, with a welly" one. Who the Hell writes this tripe, 5 year olds?
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« Reply #940 on: April 02, 2012, 10:26:42 PM »

ppl who shake other ppls hand like they are gonna arm wrestle them......

I hate it when you shake someone's hand and they hold onto your hand for ages. I introduced two of my mates who had never met on Friday and they did it, tilted the life out of me and i physically made them stop shaking hands. Should never last longer than 3 seconds imo.

I hate the ones who when you shake their hand it's like crossing palms with a limp lettuce leaf. Man up FFS.

THIS!

Nothing worse than someone who shakes your hand like a gimp
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« Reply #941 on: April 03, 2012, 08:35:58 AM »

Thinking you've broke your laptop when you've accidentally just locked the keypad..
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« Reply #942 on: April 03, 2012, 09:18:17 AM »

Getting gut rot in a third world country, not pleasant   Sad
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« Reply #943 on: April 13, 2012, 04:48:23 PM »

House move collapsing again on virtually the exchange day Sad sending me on a life tilt..

Old couple changed the date as their "friend" couldn't help them move that day (which we had all agreed and signed to the previous week) ....i kid you not...women loses patience at the top and put house back on market...
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« Reply #944 on: April 14, 2012, 10:52:54 AM »

1. People who wear Bluetooth head sets at the poker table - Come on if you were really that busy you wouldn't be sitting with a bowl of rice on the £1-2 table
2. People that say "Pacific" instead of "Specific"
3. The road works on the M1 that seem to be a permanent feature
4. Americans that ask me if "I'm from British" I'm from England FML.

and a whole list of others...
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