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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2011, 10:40:43 AM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 13, 2011, 09:38:04 AM
Grocery shopping.  It's not necessarily something I look forward to, but at least it's shopping that doesn't require trying things on.  In fact, I don't mind the actual shopping side of it at all.  It's the lugging the lot to and from the car that I have issues with. 


they have a great invention for that now...It's called.....





Wait for it.....




A SHOPPING TROLLEY!

It's an amazing thing;

A shopping cart (trolley, carriage, buggy) is a cart supplied by a shop, especially supermarkets, for use by customers inside the shop for transport of merchandise to the check-out counter during shopping. Customers can then also use the cart to transport their purchased goods to their cars.

In some places, customers are allowed to leave the carts in the parking lot, and store personnel will return the carts to the storage area. In most European premises however, coin (or token) operated locking mechanisms are provided to encourage shoppers to return the carts to the correct location after use.

more information can be found here;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart

But they look roughly like this;
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2011, 10:41:20 AM »
I consider myself an educator, really.
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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2011, 10:44:25 AM »
Except that I don't have a trolley waiting at home for me, ya smart arse.  What's yer solution for that one?
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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2011, 11:09:42 AM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 13, 2011, 10:44:25 AM
Except that I don't have a trolley waiting at home for me, ya smart arse.  What's yer solution for that one?

www.ebay.co.uk

Or just do what MrsB does...have your lesser-half carry everything in
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2011, 11:35:45 AM »
Today's free painting tips -

Wear old clothes.  If you lose your balance in a small room whilst painting, chances are pretty good you'll land on another wet surface.

Wear a hat!  Especially if you're painting the ceiling.  FFS, I can't stress this enough. 

Black bin liners make most excellent drop cloths. 

Tesco shopping bags don't.  If the paint is also white - check the bottom of yer feet before leaving the room.  Trust me on this. 


And another free tip nothing to do with painting, because I'm feeling generous - carrot sticks dipped in salt don't mix so well with coffee.  Back to celery sticks with peanut butter for me. 
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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2011, 11:46:04 AM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 13, 2011, 11:35:45 AM
carrot sticks dipped in salt don't mix so well with coffee.

Use a spoon ffs.
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2011, 12:13:12 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on July 13, 2011, 11:46:04 AM
Quote from: Laxie on July 13, 2011, 11:35:45 AM
carrot sticks dipped in salt don't mix so well with coffee.

Use a spoon ffs.

This...and do celery sticks with peanutbutter mix well when stirring coffee?


WTF is wrong with you woman??
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« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2011, 01:55:42 PM »
Nicorette inhilator is incredible for helping  give up smoking.
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« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2011, 01:58:21 PM »
Quote from: celtic on July 13, 2011, 01:55:42 PM
Nicorette inhilator is incredible for helping  give up smoking.

sigh, she's looking for something to stir the coffee with mate. You crazy Scot, who the hell mentioned smoking?
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« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2011, 02:00:49 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 13, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
Quote from: celtic on July 13, 2011, 01:55:42 PM
Nicorette inhilator is incredible for helping  give up smoking.

sigh, she's looking for something to stir the coffee with mate. You crazy Scot, who the hell mentioned smoking?

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« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2011, 02:05:52 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 13, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
Quote from: celtic on July 13, 2011, 01:55:42 PM
Nicorette inhilator is incredible for helping  give up smoking.

sigh, she's looking for something to stir the coffee with mate. You crazy Scot, who the hell mentioned smoking?

to be fair a Nicorette inhilator is probably better at stirring coffee than celery dipped in peanut butter!
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« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2011, 02:12:16 PM »
Quote from: SirPerceval on July 13, 2011, 02:05:52 PM
Quote from: boldie on July 13, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
Quote from: celtic on July 13, 2011, 01:55:42 PM
Nicorette inhilator is incredible for helping  give up smoking.

sigh, she's looking for something to stir the coffee with mate. You crazy Scot, who the hell mentioned smoking?

to be fair a Nicorette inhilator is probably better at stirring coffee than celery dipped in peanut butter!

fair point, from the stopsmoking website
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Soft drinks, coffee, tea, fruit juice and other acidic beverages can adversely affect how you absorb the nicotine so you should avoid drinking them fifteen minutes before using the Nicorette Inhaler.
so it might be the only thing they're good for when you also like coffee
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« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2011, 02:16:04 PM »
Yer all nuts...just sayin'...
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« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2011, 02:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 13, 2011, 02:16:04 PM
Yer all nuts...just sayin'...

You're fully qualified to make that assessment.
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« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2011, 11:59:01 AM »
Quote from: kinboshi on July 13, 2011, 02:31:20 PM
Quote from: Laxie on July 13, 2011, 02:16:04 PM
Yer all nuts...just sayin'...

You're fully qualified to make that assessment.

It's true.  Although some may question the qualifications.
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