Balotelli: Official Appreciation Thread - fk the haters

[sovietsong]

Following Balotelli's most recent bit of magic I have decided to start this thread for all the other fans of the hero that is Balotelli.  Feel free to join in, chat and share great stories about the great man.

We shall start the thread with this bit of skill from today's friendly vs LA Galaxy. 

[sovietsong]

I noticed a thread on the Leeds United fan page waccoe and picked up a few stories to share with all the soon to be Balotelli supporters out there. 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3544840/Manchester-City-star-Mario-Balotelli-car-in-pound-27-times.html

I wouldn't say this is my favourite story about the great man but it does highlight part of his brilliance

"Mario was pulled over by the police and he had £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. They asked him why and he said, 'Because I can'."

[Linux]

According to the report, Balotelli was allegedly once pulled over by police with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat.

When asked why he had the money, he simply said ‘Because I can’.

[sovietsong]

According to the report, Balotelli was allegedly once pulled over by police with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat.

When asked why he had the money, he simply said ‘Because I can’.

do keep up Linux.

[Linux]

According to the report, Balotelli was allegedly once pulled over by police with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat.

When asked why he had the money, he simply said ‘Because I can’.

sigh, too slow.

Another one then

GENEROUS soccer star Mario Balotelli gave £1,000 to a tramp outside a casino – after a whopping £25,000 win.
The Manchester City striker, 20, shared his windfall on a night out with Blackburn Rovers ace Chris Samba.

[sovietsong]

Another top story by the great journalists at the Sun.  

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3490497/Prem-ace-star-is-a-little-bit-baloony.html

I feel the best part of this story is simply the chant of Balotelli to the prostitute who bedded England and Manchester United ace Wayne Rooney of "Rooney Rooney" - simple but effective.

Thumbs up Mario.

[Linux]

La Gazzetta dello Sport claims that the 20-year-old and his brother Enock, 17, tried to enter the prison at around 16:00 CET and were questioned by the prison officers. They were eventually released after half an hour of questioning.

Explaining the situation, a prison officer Calogero Lo Presti explained, "It was 1600 when we saw a high-powered Mercedes come through the gate. Inside were two boys, after a few minutes we realised one of them was Balotelli.

"Physically we recognised him, but that is not enough, so we proceeded with official procedure. At the end they both appeared a bit frightened. They said they saw the gate opened and never imagined they would need a special permit to visit the prison. The two were particularly intrigued by the fact it was a women's prison.

[sovietsong]

Here's one for all you Big Brother fans.  Do you remember the hottie that is Sophie?  Well she was one of Balotelli's lovers, and when she got all pissy about him bedding her friend here is what he had to say.

"I met her once, she started to bombard me with texts, I had to block her number. She's a superficial little character.

"Now that her Big Brother popularity has waned, she's trying to be back on the media to find work.

"Does she need money? Why does she not tell me so, instead of getting me on the front pages.

"Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls."

The source for the full story is yet again the Sun read more here.  A real beauty...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3359145/Mario-Balotelli-hits-back-at-Sophie-Reade-for-slating-him-on-Twitter.html

[sovietsong]

Again this is another one taken from waccoe, I think it sums our hero up quite well.

Click to see full-size image.

[TightEnd]

Yet another eyewitness report of Mario Balotelli's pulling style, as witnessed at top Manchester eaterie San Carlo: "He was in there eating as usual, and some superfit WAG wannabe walked in. He yelled ‘Hey!’ at her, food tumbling from his open mouth… but, of course, she trots straight over. He didn’t say a word – he just handed his phone so that she could input her number."

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk



Complete nutter, but complete box office too.

Well played SoVietSongster

[Linux]

What a cool cat

[mondatoo]

Yet another eyewitness report of Mario Balotelli's pulling style, as witnessed at top Manchester eaterie San Carlo: "He was in there eating as usual, and some superfit WAG wannabe walked in. He yelled ‘Hey!’ at her, food tumbling from his open mouth… but, of course, she trots straight over. He didn’t say a word – he just handed his phone so that she could input her number."

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk



Complete nutter, but complete box office too.

Well played SoVietSongster

Too com.

[sovietsong]

Yet another eyewitness report of Mario Balotelli's pulling style, as witnessed at top Manchester eaterie San Carlo: "He was in there eating as usual, and some superfit WAG wannabe walked in. He yelled ‘Hey!’ at her, food tumbling from his open mouth… but, of course, she trots straight over. He didn’t say a word – he just handed his phone so that she could input her number."

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk



Complete nutter, but complete box office too.

Well played SoVietSongster

What a total legend.  Needs to be careful in Manchester though, shocked she didnt steal his phone!

[sovietsong]

He is a football man though and through

He said: "Winning the FA Cup was fantastic. I didn't realise just how important it was until we got to the final.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3598759/Mario-Balotelli-throws-water-bombs-at-Serie-A-meeting.html#ixzz1T4LIZprl

[AndrewT]

How did I not know about the brilliance of this man before now?

What a legend.