blonde NFL Fantasy League 2019/20

[The Camel]

If you pick up a FA, do you lose your waiver position?

no

So picking up Tom Crabtree from waivers was possibly the worst move in the history of Fantasy football.

FML

[The Camel]

I can't decide if Fantasy NFL is the best thing in the world ever or the worst and the inventor should rot in hell for eternity.

It's definitely one of the two though.

[Sheriff Fatman]

Surprisingly I find myself in the consolation final after I trade raped Chip Rich for James Jones/Jonathan Dwyer (at the bottom of their reaspective performance curves) for Jamaal Charles (at the top of his) I haven't lost since.

An old and much respected adversary is my opponent, but as the underdog who did not even choose his own team in the draft I am going to give it my best shot

:-)

Really?  I thought you were playing me! 

[Sheriff Fatman]

I can't decide if Fantasy NFL is the best thing in the world ever or the worst and the inventor should rot in hell for eternity.

It's definitely one of the two though.

No need to thank me!

And we WILL be doing this next year, hopefully bigger and better than ever before!

[The Camel]

Only the Septic Tank stands in the way.

Colin et al...

One time for Queen, country, Camel and Kenneth Brannagh

[The Camel]

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

[Sheriff Fatman]

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Reading that makes me think of Brian Blessed in Blackadder!

Take it down Mr Camel, for Quenn, country and Sheriff's future health and welfare!

[Sheriff Fatman]

First blood drawn by Jek in blondeBowl II, with Matt Ryan amassing 29.66 points overnight.

It's a fairly hefty stake in the ground but Camel has plenty of ammo to respond in the remaining games.

And if Jek does win, we can now blame the Detroit Lions for allowing it to' happen!

[The Camel]

FML I've lost before my first man trots onto the field.

Congrats jek wp.

[Sheriff Fatman]

FML I've lost before my first man trots onto the field.

Congrats jek wp.

Oh no, the early concession, and in the biggest game of his life!!!

It's still early in the 1st quarter, but will this outrageous incident define the rest of the matchup.

At the very least, it's a sign that he's struggling to handle the pressure on the big stage!

[The Camel]

Seriously, I might change my lineup because of this stellar start.

Now to have any chance of winning I almost certainly need Kap to have a mega day.

So maybe play Crabtree and bench one of my other WRs.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

[Horneris]

Don't do it

[Linux]

[18:34:41] Moody: cobbs a beast
[18:35:14] leknave: camel owes u a large drink if he wins

[The Camel]

The only question is, will Doug Martin's second half touchdown run be 85 yards or 90?

[The Camel]

Aaron Rodgers on the trading block.

Who wants him?

Looking for a top 5 rb at least

Forte and Cobb?

Self inflicted trade rape imo.