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« on: October 28, 2011, 02:57:40 PM »

A british poker player whilst driving home from WSOPE and San Remo was caught doing 190kms in his new sports car. Gets pulled over in the middle of nowhere, has drivers license taken off him and the car placed outside a police station. Best bit is, the whole thing was being filmed on Frances version of "Traffic Cops" so they had cameras in his face the whole time and interviewing him.

The player, who will remain nameless Smiley, is currently stuck 300miles from Calais and unable to drive his car.

His best plan is?
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 03:00:11 PM »

sign up for the foreign legion ?
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 03:00:25 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 03:01:29 PM »

TAXXXXXIIIIII
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 03:08:55 PM »

I'm guessing get a taxi, then ride on a train, feel incredibly humbled and possibly schedule in a cry wank?

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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2011, 03:22:56 PM »

romanello?
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 03:22:59 PM »

Ring Tapie

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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 03:27:31 PM »

Think it's someone closer to home
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 03:28:46 PM »

Think it's someone closer to home

yeh lol I just thought Flushy has had his car over a year now but guess that's still fairly new.

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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 03:37:58 PM »

put in an invoice for his appearance on "le traffic cops" to pay the fine?
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 03:38:54 PM »

He heard there was only 5 seats left at sky poker tour
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 03:44:41 PM »

TAXXXXXIIIIII

I'm guessing get a taxi, then ride on a train, feel incredibly humbled and possibly schedule in a cry wank?



 
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 04:02:38 PM »


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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 04:05:10 PM »

Doesn't Flushy still own most of the Shrewdies? Surely he can just clap his hands and get them to come and fetch him?
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 04:12:39 PM »


Brilliant Boldie
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