sovietsong's super fun xfactor game - part deux - week 5

[Graham C]

Frankie - he's no good!

Little Mix - They're no good either!

Misha B - Been in bottom lot before, probably will be again if there's 3 in it, you don't become really popular just like that in the X Factor after being an enemy of the public.

[AndrewT]

Picks.



Sadly, not good enough or bad enough this week - just a bit meh, plus singing first spells trouble.



The whole double elimination was almost certainly devised purely to get rid of him as it looks like everyone involved with the show and the audience can't stand him and he didn't disappoint by managing to murder one of the worst songs that has ever been recorded. It takes a special kind of shitness to make the Black Eyed Peas seem good in comparison.



Whilst I think Kitty will probably be in the bottom three I don't want her to be so therefore I'm going to hope there is another Misha B type shock and whilst Janet is a sweet little thing and everything she's just a bit uninteresting - only the hair stops her from being as unmemorable as Sophie.

[Claw75]

Frankie coz he's shit

Kitty weakest performance so far.  She was bottom two a couple of weeks ago with a much better performance and more people in the competition, so will be struggling to avoid the bottom three this week imo.

Little Mix  Flat as a pancake, and boring this week.

[Claw75]

I'll go for 9, 40 & 41

If I'm not back before the nature of this week's bonus point is announced then take that as my answer.

I hope for your sake one of these is right because I can't see you getting any points any way else

[cadwell]

hi Mrs H from Scunthorpe posting for Trip5 with this weeks nominees:

Frankie unfortunatley the kid just cant sing.

Janet i just cant stand her and her nicey nicey just makes me want to puke

Littlemix After one flukey week last week were they looked like they actually could sing, they have returned to their usual crap this week

[doogan]

Frankie  He's a sack of shite

Little Mix Sounded terrible this week, and bands dont generally do to well

Jonny Jonny, his fake uber camp voice is getting on my titties

[Delboy]

Frankie - just awfulllllll

Janet - she can sing and tug the heart strings, but the last two weeks have shown her to be limited

Kitty - I like her but my mother in law says that her tits are far too droopy for a 26 year old!

[smashedagain]

Frankie - just awfulllllll

Janet - she can sing and tug the heart strings, but the last two weeks have shown her to be limited

Kitty - I like her but my mother in law says that her tits are far too droopy for a 26 year old!

wow your mother in law is only 26....how old is your girl friend

[gatso]

how did charlie from the risk not make it through as a solo performer? abs superb vocals

tonight's bottom 3 in no particular order

frankie I know the public are stupid but they have to wake up to the fact he's truly terribad at some point

little mix they've been really good at times, this week was not one of those times. don't think they'll go out but the performance could just be bad enough to see them bottom 3

marcus I still can't see who is voting for him and I want to see gaz baz squirm when he has to choose between a good act and frankie

[Claw75]

kitty is only 26?!?!

[Claw75]

how did charlie from the risk not make it through as a solo performer? abs superb vocals

charlie never auditioned as a soloist - he was with one of the bands that got pulled apart to form the supergroup

[nirvana]

I gotta go for Frankie & Johnny right away because every performance makes me naus a little and I don't want to actually upchuck on my new persian.

Choice 3 is ridic hard as once you go past the chuff dodger and artful todger the rest of them are only 2 percent better and all much of a muchless.

Anyway, I think I shall pick Janet - no one has been named Janet since 1972 I thought so for this reason - I'm out.

[gatso]

how did charlie from the risk not make it through as a solo performer? abs superb vocals

charlie never auditioned as a soloist - he was with one of the bands that got pulled apart to form the supergroup

ah, that makes sense

[technolog]

Frankie Cacodour - I've really tried to imagine a scenario where he's not bottom 3 so I can pick someone else in a coup befitting X Factor's No1 Fan, but I can't. He's gotta go this week.

Johnny Knobinson - He was a bit of a novelty for a few weeks but becoming boring now. Funny, yes. Pop star, no.

Janet Deafdin - This is my outsider. Not a particularly strong performance and it may just be enough to see her in the bottom 3. Don't think for a minute she'll go though.


I reckon the bonus point will be coming up with the best super fun nicknames for your picks. Shiiiiiippppppp!

[Claw75]

being in vegas is no excuse for not keeping up to date with our favourite programme redsimon.  Don't you have access to youtube?  Might need to have a judges' meeting on this one.