blonde Poker 2011 Advent Calendar

[Whollyflush]

+1 top lad/legend.

[millidonk]

+1 top lad/legend.

[outragous76]

Wow, 24 gotta be good now ;0)

I have had the pleasure of getting to know Lil d personally this year, what a great person!

He was singularly responsible to my biggest night of the year (and im certain i wont be the only blonde in that boat!) which in true Dave style started at 1am and ended at sometime my body doesn't care to remember!

What a life hero little Dave is! Takes adversity with a smile, brings merriment to all around him, and sticks two fingers up (ah well as many as he can.........)to bad karma and low morale

[SuuPRlim]

tbf guy even by my standards that night was bit overly degenerate.

[dreenie]

Yeah great choices, Rupert comes across a really nice guy, and his results are real consistent - good choice.

Lil Dave another great choice,, awesome blog, really funny, yet inspiring, very good for Blonde  wp dave :-)

[GreekStein]

Fking <3 this guy

[RED-DOG]

He replied to my PHA question. {{{{ It made me go all quivery}}}}

Well done LilDave, or 'pops' as I like to call you.

[SuuPRlim]

He replied to my PHA question. {{{{ It made me go all quivery}}}}

Well done LilDave, or 'pops' as I like to call you.

rofl, thanks son

[Rupert]

lil dave is an absolute legend!

thanks for putting me in!! i'm sometimes a bit blunt with pleno/paulho but it's all in jest and a bit of a private joke with keysie!  I really like that jumper tikay, so i'm not sure I have time for you anymore.

 

[mulhuzz]

two good picks imo.

lil dave's posts in pha are great to read and his blog makes me want to be a little more baller, every day. can't say fairer than that.

[zerofive]

Dave is a one of the nicest sickos around. A genius and an inspiration. Absolute hero.

[Karabiner]

Well deserved lil Dave, a great contributor on the forum and the best blog out there.

Top picks so far your tightness.

[TightEnd]

Behind door number 11...

[TightEnd]

is someone responsible for a 52 page diary, and it has received 15,000 views

It perhaps is not a diary read by everyone, but I open it up every few days, my jaw drops a little, a smile passes across my mouth, and I feel that the world is still spinning on its axis

For, as long as Stuart Hopkin is doing his best to keep the UK alcohol industries out of recession, it seems the normal order of things is intact

The first entry in his diary was a portent of things to come

Saturday - 01 January 2011
1 Pint of Kingfisher
1 Curry

Sunday - 02 January 2011
6 Pints of Guinness

Monday - 03 January 2011
4 Pints of Guinness
1 Havana 7 Year Old & Coke

Tuesday - 04 January 2011
Nothing

Wednesday - 05 January 2011
1 Can of Gaymers Cider
4 Pints of Guinness
1 Curry


2011 Totals
Kingfisher, 1 Pint
Guinness, 14 Pints
Gaymers Cider, 1 Can
Havana 7 Year Old, 25ml
Curries, 2


Recently though, there are some rather worrying signs. I mean, there are singular entries on some days..



Friday 02 December 2011
3 Pints Sun Lik
3 Cocktail
1 Bourbon Sours
2 Pints Guinness

Saturday 03 December 2011
Nothing

Sunday 04 December 2011
3 Pints Guinness

Monday 05 December 2011
Nothing

Tuesday 06 December 2011
1 Bottle Stella

Wednesday 07 December 2011
4 Pints Guinness

Thursday 08 December 2011
1 Bottle Coors Light

and the annual totals, last I saw

2011 Totals
Absinthe, 25ml
Almaza, 4 Bottle
Ammaretto, 50ml
Apple Strudle Cocktail, 1
Appletons Estate Rum, 25ml
Asahi, 4 Bottle
Becks, 12 Pint, 4 Bottles
Birra Moretti, 1 Pint
Black Russian, Half Fish Bowl
Black Sambuca, 50ml
Black Sheep, 1 Pint
Blue Lagoon, Half Fish Bowl
Brahma, 2 Bottles
Brandy, 25ml
Brothers Strawberry Cider, 2.5 Can
Budweiser, 1 Can, 9 Bottles
Bulmers Pear Cider, 1 Bottle
Bulmers Toffee Apple Cider, 1 Bottle
Bundaberg Rum, 50ml
Captain Morgan Rum, 150ml
Carling, 8 Pint, 2 Cans
Champagne, 5 Glasses
Cisk, 5 Pints
Cobra,  4 Pints, 2 Bottle
Cocktail, 3 Jug, 11 Glasses
Cool Cuban, 1
Coors Light, 1/2 Pint
Corona, 41 bottles
Carlsberg, 1 Pint
Crabbies, 1 Bottle
Deuchars, 1 Pint
Desperados, 9 bottles
Dessert Wine, 50ml
Dirty Cinderella, 1
Efes, 23 Pints
Efes Dark, 3 Bottles
Fireside, 1 Pint
Flatliner, 1 Shot
Fosters, 1 Pint
Gaymers Cider, 9 Cans
Gaymers Pear Cider, 2 Cans
Green Light, 1 Cocktail
Grey Goose Pear, 25ml
Guinness, 723 Pints
Harvest Pale, 1 Pint
Havana, 150ml
Havana 7 Year Old, 350ml
Havana Super Special, 50ml
Jack Daniels, 1125ml
Jagerbomb, 26
Jagermeister, 125ml
Jamaica Juice Cocktail, 1
Kingfisher, 46 Pint, 1 Bottle
Koppaberg, 1 Bottle
Kronenbourg, 20 Pints, 2 Bottles
Lager, 21 1/2 Pints, 13 Bottles
Lemon Tart, 1
Mad Hatters Tea Party Cocktail, 1
Magners, 31 1/2 Pints, 1 Bottle
Magners Pear, 2 Pint
Malibu, 50ml
Martini Rosso, 50ml
Milky Bar, 1
Mojito, 2
Morgan Spiced Rum, 100ml
Peroni, 32 Bottles, 3 Pint
Pimms, 1
Port, 25ml
Prosecco, 1 Glass
Real Ale, 14 Pints
Red Stripe, 1 Pint, 2 Cans
Red Wine, 14425ml
Rose Wine, 1625ml
Rum, 375ml
Rum Benedict, 1 Cocktail
Rum Punch, 2 Glasses
Sambuca, 300ml
Sangres, 1 Bottle
Sangria Punch, 1 Glass, 1 Jug
San Miguel, 12 Pints, 4 Bottles
Snakebite, 4 Pints
Stella, 33 Bottles/Cans
Stella, 6 Pint
Stella Black, 1 Pint
Strongbow, 3 Pints, 4 Bottles
Sun Lik, 2 Pints
Tenessee twist, 1 Glass
Tequila, 125ml
Tia Maria Cocktail Shots, 2
Tiger, 7 Bottles
TsinTao, 5 Bottles
Tuborg, 8 Bottles, 3 Cans
Tuborg Gold, 2 Pints
VK Blue, 1 Bottle
Vodka, 1200ml
Vodka Shots, 5
Whisky, 100ml
White Russian, 1
White Wine, 12850ml
WKD Blue, 1 Bottle
WooWoo, 2 Glass
Worthingtons, 6 Pint
Zombie Cocktail, 1

Curries 35

Days off, 75

To 1000 Guinness =  277 pints / 52 days = 5.3 pints a day


all this despite (because?) of being with MrsHopkino all year.

Impressive stuff. It's a diary on here that is a little different, and speaks to the breadth of subjects on here.

So, Stuart Hopkin, raise a glass (or six) to your advent calendar entry, cheers

[pokerfan]