DTD December Deepstack £100,000 Guaranteed: Day1a

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Alli Mallu bobbed in and bobbed almost immediately out in 90th place.

DTD Regular Algernon Buchanan just doubled up after registering about 2 minutes ago, with Q9 on a 992 flop, sending Ben Chapman and his AK to the rail.

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Not really a great deal happening at this stage. every table I get to seems to be folding round to the blinds, or at the most, the button makes a half hearted raise is called by both blinds and they all check down scary flops.

Blonde's Evilpie is here looking buff.

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Greg Garret has cheered up after his miscounted pot.

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Text from Cos Papertits.

"More buff than me? His arms aren't even half the size of mine."

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Text from Cos Papertits.

"More buff than me? His arms aren't even half the size of mine."

This may not have actually happened.

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Matt Simpson raises early position to 900, folds round to james Tomlin in the cut off who pulls his scarf up over his mouth and raises it up again to 2425.

Matt calls.

Flop is



Both check.

Turn is the , checked again.

River the non scary .


Matt Simpson stares at James fo about 4 minutes, until james asks - is it on me?


Matt realises he is first to speak and laughs saying he thought it was on James, Matt then checks.

James slowly bets 6500.

Matt dwells for an eterntity and makes the calls, to see james turn over 3 5 for a full house.


Matt mucks.

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Players coming back after a short break.

I bump into George and Shelley Beckham, Shelley says she doesnt have many on 11k. But she's happy because George has less!

Careful Shelley, we watched George come back from a tenth of his starting stack to rungood all the way to third place at last month's GUKPT. So will he mamage it with a 5th of his starting stack left at the moment?


In case your maths is really bad - George has 3K.

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George now has none of his starting stack. First hand back he shoves his 3k with AQ and runs into 77.

[shaun69uk]

Hiya, Can I have a chip count on Charlie Grant seat 3 table 12. Tell him I'm sorry I donk my tourney and he needs to win so I can enjoy my 10%. Kind regards Shaun "tilt" King

[shaun69uk]

PS. Yes Alex I did release I needed to river a 10 ! Hope you do good little fella. PS dont forget my bloody Corona! One time!

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Hiya, Can I have a chip count on Charlie Grant seat 3 table 12. Tell him I'm sorry I donk my tourney and he needs to win so I can enjoy my 10%. Kind regards Shaun "tilt" King

Bless him. I asked him how many he had and said Shaun wanted to know. He looked at me really blankly.

"Oh" he says "Has he rung in?"

Michelle bennett next to him collapes in giggles and tells him it's the 21st century now...

He says he didnt think you had a computer Shaun, let alone know how to use it.

After he got over his 1970s moment he told me he had about 38K. he then pointed at the tournament clock and said to tell you the average is about 23K. I thanked him for telling me where to find the chip average and left.

 Please don't send me over to him again.

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Chip daddy is Scott Phillips, on over 100K, apparently on fire... his table mates tell me if there's a straight he has it, a flush he has it, if there's nothing on teh board he has aces.

MBN

[CHIPPYMAN]

hi there sweetie,

can checked how many chips JACK ALLEN and LIAM BATEY got pls.

xxxxxxx

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Frankie have you played tonight? I'm in tomorrow

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Sunny Mistri took down a decent pot when Matt Simpson bet out 7200 on a rainbow flop of KQJ, Sunny went allin and Matt folded.


Sunny had A10.

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