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[Drain Alien]

Haha, you suck Darren.

I am never 'attempting' to deal again.

 

[Chompy]

* = paid

Latest standings
Paul Noonan              60
Anthony Kendall *        59
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Dean Morris              53
Gavin Kan *              48
Ady Lovelock             46
Ryan Spittles *          33
Darren Alien             33
Edna Adams *             31
Alex Riccardi-Warren     30
Ed Overall               21
Dave Johnson             21
Julian Lefevre           15
Graham Wheldon *         6
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Bharat Joshi             0

Another Monday, another chance for Drainy to prove his not even the best turbot fisherman in his own household, let alone in the greater St Albans area.

Cheered on from afar by their new eagle-friendly puppy, Sir Dogsalot (could zap turbots straight from the deep with he's lazer eyes imo), Mini Drainy and Drainy Snr finished one-two, further proof that the 15lb turbot is a load of Szabolcs (see third-placed finisher).

Amazingly, Drainy was the most selected fantasy player this season, with four mugs picking him up on the cheap, namely himself (obv), Chucker Kan, Marvin Phuqqin Sordell and Sinkman.

Last night's result

1 Daniel Peter Allen £210
2 Darren Chaffinch Allen "Drainy" £160
3 Szabolcs Imre Peter £110
4 Darran paul Court £60
5 Sital Unadkat £50
6 Matthew Stephen Young £40

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[Chompy]

Number of days Sir Donksalot has ILLEGALLY kidnapped my trophy...

[Drain Alien]

  Mr Chompy sir  

Ps - they r still zebra finches ffs

[the sicilian]

Number of days Sir Donksalot has ILLEGALLY kidnapped my trophy...

[Chompy]

* = paid

Latest standings
Paul Noonan              60
Anthony Kendall *        59
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Dean Morris              59
Gavin Kan *              48
Ady Lovelock             46
Alex Riccardi-Warren     36
Ryan Spittles *          33
Darren Alien             33
Edna Adams *             31
Ed Overall               21
Dave Johnson             21
Julian Lefevre           21
Graham Wheldon *         6
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Bharat Joshi             0

Ben Pope has been pwning Tuesday nights of late but nobody picked him, a couple instead opting for the flarier Matrix Twin, you know, the one with creative tournament totals.
Jim McBride, the non-grey, non-chubby brother, earned his trio of followers 6pts for roffling his way into fifth.

1 Ben Pope "Ed Norton" £490
2 Ross Donnachie "O'Dea" £350
3 Matthew Robert Marks "Skid" £240
4 Robert David Kiteley £140
5 James Mcbride "McBink Jnr" £110
6 James Ramsay "Gordon" £80

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[Chompy]

* = paid

Latest standings
Paul Noonan              60
Anthony Kendall *        59
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Dean Morris              59
Gavin Kan *              48
Ady Lovelock             46
Alex Riccardi-Warren     36
Ryan Spittles *          33
Darren Alien             33
Edna Adams *             31
Ed Overall               21
Dave Johnson             21
Julian Lefevre           21
Graham Wheldon *         6
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Bharat Joshi             0

Well, the score updating took all of 0 minutes, with nobody binking points. Wp everyone.
What a ridic opening table that was last night looking around at some of the others. Seat 1 Pizzled, 3 Glenn 'I've read a book' Henderson (balance), 4 Len Overall, 5 Semtex, 6 Moi.
The winner hailed from table 2 obv, with deal-maker Wigglesworth TID from a couple of randoms and Shagpile faring best of the two professionals on display.
Nice to run good...I was chip leader when the following hand came along at 400-800. Asian nit bird makes it 3000, Blueblood Pound calls, I have AA in the SB and jam. Nit bird and Pound call with KK and QQ respectively. Board runs out XKXXQ. So I finish third. 200,000+ pot too. Awesome.
I run as good as 'haircut' Calenti at DTD*. It sort of felt like I was in a three-way all-in coup v freerolling self-sufficient nice guy rookie Hugh Fearnley-Wan-kingstool and Frank Flanagan for the world. Always the newbies and nits that TID (nap).

*Enough time has passed now I feel. Fking trolls post abuse within 10mins of bad beatage but I like to think I'm a bit classier than that.

Trevor Webber actually cracked a good joke last night. "Why did the chicken cross the road?...Coz it was up Anthony Worrall-Thomson's jumper."

1 Peter Wigglesworth £950
2 John Burberry £700
3 Alessio Sanchirico £460
4 Anthony Herdman "Shagpile" £280
5 Saif Uddin £220
6 John Ruppin "AK" £160
7 Michael Boucher £130

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[Chompy]

* = paid

Latest standings
Paul Noonan              60
Anthony Kendall *        59
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Dean Morris              59
Gavin Kan *              48
Ady Lovelock             46
Alex Riccardi-Warren     36
Ryan Spittles *          33
Darren Alien             33
Edna Adams *             31
Ed Overall               21
Dave Johnson             21
Julian Lefevre           21
Graham Wheldon *         6
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Bharat Joshi             0

Leading NFL and roulette expert Sir Donksalot showed he can also turn his hand to the pokerz also by TID from a whopping field last night. Some players can handle the pressure and get results when they count, like four wins in December for example, others only manage it when the heat is off.
Dinh Phan is Mr Phan right? Will update the scores later. Golf first.

1 Dean Morris £1,030
2 Dinh Phan £730
3 Joshua Pope £480
4 Darren Athinis £290
5 Marlis Rodio £230
6 Anony Mouse £170
7 Mariusz Skonieczny £140
8 Richard Lynch £110
9 Jamie Decruz £100

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[the sicilian]

* = paid

Latest standings
Paul Noonan              60
Anthony Kendall *        59
---------------------------
Dean Morris              59
Gavin Kan *              48
Ady Lovelock             46
Alex Riccardi-Warren     36
Ryan Spittles *          33
Darren Alien             33
Edna Adams *             31
Ed Overall               21
Dave Johnson             21
Julian Lefevre           21
Graham Wheldon *         6
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Bharat Joshi             0

Leading NFL and roulette expert Sir Donksalot showed he can also turn his hand to the pokerz also by TID from a whopping field last night. Some players can handle the pressure and get results when they count, like four wins chops in December for example, others only manage it when the heat is off.
Dinh Phan is Mr Phan right? Will update the scores later. Golf first.

1 Dean Morris £1,030
2 Dinh Phan £730
3 Joshua Pope £480
4 Darren Athinis £290
5 Marlis Rodio £230
6 Anony Mouse £170
7 Mariusz Skonieczny £140
8 Richard Lynch £110
9 Jamie Decruz £100

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[Drain Alien]

The most worrying thing about Chompy's daily updates (as amusing as they are; cos his a funny guy) is the TIME that they are being posted.
All very strange in 2012!
U not well Chompy?

[the sicilian]

The most worrying thing about Chompy's daily updates (as amusing as they are; cos his a funny guy) is the TIME that they are being posted.
All very strange in 2012!
U not well Chompy?

He was getting up early so Gavin could thrash him at golf again..so he could practice flouncing

[Chompy]

Nice stalkage attention to detail Drainy!

Yuh, couple of random posting times of late. Friday night I had a cold come on. The best-known cure for colds is to do a fantasy league update in the early hours, which explains that one.

This morning had to be at Bedford Golf Club for early round with Pizzlefish. Funny course that one. Built as a sort of golf course/village combo. Feels like you're playing in someone's back garden some of the holes. Honourable draw, and chopped nearest the pin bets too. Golf is incred.

[TightEnd]

Great Denham? Long first parallel to the bypass?

Tis where I used to live (plus broken windows from sliced 3 woods)

Have you played the old Bedfordshire yet, on Bromham Road?

[pizzled]

Nice stalkage[\s] attention to detail Drainy!

Yuh, couple of random posting times of late. Friday night I had a cold come on. The best-known cure for colds is to do a fantasy league update in the early hours, which explains that one.

This morning had to be at Bedford Golf Club for early round with Pizzlefish. Funny course that one. Built as a sort of golf course/village combo. Feels like you're playing in someone's back garden some of the holes. Honourable draw, and chopped nearest the pin bets too. Golf is incred.

I'm suprised you didn't take the win tbf..

[pizzled]

Great Denham? Long first parallel to the bypass?

Tis where I used to live (plus broken windows from sliced 3 woods)

Have you played the old Bedfordshire yet, on Bromham Road?

That's the one, Chompy sliced one into someone's garden