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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2011, 11:17:00 AM »

Had a million bailiff letters, never seen a bailliff so can't comment

There's not a lot of room for negotiation with them once they do roll up Cheesy thankfully I'm no longer in position where they have any reason to call.

I've always been baffled as to how it is legal for bailiffs to charge around £200 per visit to a house, adding it on to the debt? Is there no regulatory body, they seem to be a law unto themselves?
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2011, 11:24:37 AM »

Had a million bailiff letters, never seen a bailliff so can't comment

There's not a lot of room for negotiation with them once they do roll up literally set a foot inside your door once you've opened it to them Cheesy thankfully I'm no longer in position where they have any reason to call.


fyp. Get a camera or equivalent, don't open the door to anyone you don't know.

Gd post by smashed. Literally write 'WITHOUT PREJUDICE' at the start of the letter.
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2011, 11:28:15 AM »

Loving the 27bslash6 btw Cheesy http://27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2011, 12:18:22 PM »

write about the very hungry caterpillar.

http://img4.realsimple.com/images/09Family/books-caterpillar_300.jpg

hes a r8 lad.. look at him... their heart will melt if you tell them youve been doing his bidding and therefore arent constricted by laws that are imposed upon others.
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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2011, 12:27:58 PM »


thats incred
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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2011, 12:54:16 PM »

Send your reply in a Christmas card
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« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2011, 01:07:44 PM »

Love this... Only click the link If you are feeling sad about something...

http://27bslash6.com/sad.html
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« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2011, 03:35:17 PM »

Write to linda as if you know her imo,

Hi linda,

God how funny we should be in contact again after all this time and under such circumstances. I'm doing x now, my daughter is x years old and doing yz blah blah.

Maybe arrange to meet soon or see if she's going to the re-union that doesn't exist?
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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2011, 03:58:10 PM »

Haha like that. Do one of those year update letters you get from friends you don't see all year in their christmas cards. Don't mention the fines at all.
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« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2011, 04:00:05 PM »

Yeh obv don't mention the fines
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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2011, 04:24:11 PM »

Hi Linda,

I would have sent the money I owe but I had already sealed the envelope.
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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2011, 04:59:20 PM »

Hi Linda,

I would have sent the money I owe but I had already sealed the envelope.

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Hi Linda,

Many apologies for this oversight. Please find enclosed a cheque made payable to ..................... in the sum of £---.--

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Seal the envelope then open it yourself before posting it

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« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2011, 10:37:29 PM »

http://27bslash6.com/missy.html

this one had me in tears
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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2011, 11:28:03 PM »

This one. The picture of the "bear" killed me.


http://27bslash6.com/massanutten.html
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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2011, 11:32:53 PM »

http://27bslash6.com/missy.html

this one had me in tears

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