Xmas party stories

[Woodsey]

Always have a fucking blast at these as I work with a top bunch of birds. Was oot in Cardiff tonight on the lash and will no doubt feel like shit tomorrow, fk me there are some hot birds in Carfiff, just wish I was 10 years younger so I could get hold of some of it  

Always a top crack though, always fun to see people who would otherwise be stiff let their hair down for a night.

Please share any comedy stories you have this year.

[pleno1]

thread is worthless without pics

[mondatoo]

Mines tmoro, and it's going to be messy, haha.

[outragous76]

I pulled the girl that I lusted after the most in my entire life at an Xmas party and for that I will be eternally greatful (this is not my life btw - note the word lusted)

get the stories in pls

[millidonk]

Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night..

obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn.

Will let you know if i have any stories.

[typhoon13]

Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night..

obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn.

Will let you know if i have any stories.

Where you going in Stamford??

[millidonk]

Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night..

obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn.

Will let you know if i have any stories.

Where you going in Stamford??

Last time we went to the New London Inn, The George and something beginning with P, Perrywinks or something. This time starting off in Colleyweston. You from here? I went drinking with a guy i work with who seemed to know at least 5 people in each pub.

[typhoon13]

Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night..

obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn.

Will let you know if i have any stories.

Where you going in Stamford??

Last time we went to the New London Inn, The George and something beginning with P, Perrywinks or something. This time starting off in Colleyweston. You from here? I went drinking with a guy i work with who seemed to know at least 5 people in each pub.

Blankney Barff me, out in the wilds lol

My daughter lived at Stamford so i have frequented a few of stamfords dives

[Woodsey]

Sure remember posting this last night lol

[millidonk]

Blankney Barff me, out in the wilds lol

My daughter lived at Stamford so i have frequented a few of stamfords dives

Not a bad place tbh, the general clientelle is quite aged, but all in all its a decent night out.

[typhoon13]

Blankney Barff me, out in the wilds lol

My daughter lived at Stamford so i have frequented a few of stamfords dives

Not a bad place tbh, the general clientelle is quite aged, but all in all its a decent night out.

What you mean theres plenty of milfs

[ACE2M]

our unofficial one was last week, loads of funny stuff that wouldn't mean anything to anyone i don't work with.

This did happen though, 2 of us went to the casino, they wouldn't let us in due to our being too drunk, so we walked to the other one in town, they wouldn't let us in either.

We decided to walk back to the other casino and stop for a triple g&t at a bar on the way to 'straighten us out', they let us in no problem on our 2nd visit

Not so good is we won about £800 in the first 10 mins on roulette and left £200 down about an hour later......

[Robert HM]

Office party tomorrow. Just found out each table is to act out a 5 minute panto, we have Aladdin. Sigh.

[The_nun]

Don't be letting them legal sec's rub your lamp too much.

[RED-DOG]

Mine is tomorrow  

Wangled my way out of it