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« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2012, 07:41:42 PM »

I will, once I am at home and able to make a response via a keyboard as opposed to a phone, make a full response to this topic.

At this point I feel that it is very much being portrayed as a one-sided incident. I am very laid back and professional on the whole and while I am inclined to agree that I could have handled this situation in a far better way, I am also very much misquoted at this point.

How far away do you live?
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« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2012, 09:40:54 PM »

The Empire Strikes Back.

Far, far away in Pogueland nestled a wondrous gambling emporium in Dirty Old Town, where the locals delighted in playing games of chance with glistening treasure as the prize.

The Liege Lord that held these tournaments was a very wise man; his wisdom and patience were heralded throughout the Shires.

His diplomacy and tact was legendary, the games went well, and the gatherings grew    .......       safe in the knowledge that his Solomonic justice applied to all, and sundry.

There was one stain on Gorgeous George's character; he was the spawn of the Satanic Scotch (a violent tribe from the Northern Lands - that delighted in cross dressing, and eating deep fried Jelly Babies - who would sortie South in search of children's goalposts and lawn turves, as plunder, to decorate their daub & wattle homes).

Contestants would travel from the far corners of the Kingdom for these tests of mortal mental combat.

One such was Tom Bombardil, who would regularly hitch up his old horse and cart and make the long journey up from the hamlet of Snorebens.

A simple soul (spelling?), who was blissfully unaware that his own conduct, and dreadful etiquette, often irritated his fellow Noble Knight’s as much as the King’s dutiful servants.

Deviously he would often seize handfuls of gold with his play, and truly glowed with delight if he could slowly roll a victim into the abyss.

His Tales of Yore resulted in the mass importation of magical singing Apples from the Americas, that were so small they fitted perfectly into his opponents ears.

Tom felt it his duty to continually chide and correct the young Heralds, especially those new to the King’s service, and much grinding of the teeth was often  to be heard in his presence.

Gorgeous George’s patience finally wore thin when Tom demanded that a new Herald be banished from the Kingdom.

The Monarch pronounced that Tom was rude and ignorant and drove him from his Court - a merciful act, as the Mob were baying for him to be hung, drawn, and quartered.

His people rejoiced – was there ever such a wise King?

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« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2012, 10:30:06 PM »

Tom Bombadil is never the bad guy LDO

Also coke is obviously a hell of a drug.
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« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2012, 11:10:50 PM »

Luther is incred
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« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2012, 11:20:03 PM »

so how  far away does the Liege Lord live
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« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2012, 07:21:50 AM »

luther baby you may be right or you may be wrong ...but do you realy need to set every thing as if to song,let me clarify for the hard of clear thought...do you remember a guy called hitler...not sure if he played poker...heard he did a bit of gambling though ,lost a big game in a club called the bunker,...he didnt like certain people jews ,gypsies,comminists,homosexuals,and lastley the mentaley ill....easy solution ,get a bit of power ,make them outcasts...starting with ridicule,make them wear arm patches,then do away with them.....
he didnt start by putting people in camps  its a gradual proccess firstley ridicule people,and elavate his importance,then when you have the crowd on side pick on any one you like to the crowd will go along ....now im not for one momment suggesting that luton g casino ...spelt correctley...are as bad as the nazi party o hitler infamy...or that george the card room manager is a black shirt .....what i am standing up for is that a person in a position of authority has shot his mouth of and needs to be made to appoligise.....the management by not doing there duty are complicete,as were the generals in hitlers time.....onley the defense this time would be ...i was onley not giveing orders......

at least this time when some one acted like a bulley boy with his self appointed powers of class determination and uttered those most discriminateing words...you are the most ignorant person i have ever met in luton g casino...one voice said ..no..no...no...i will not go quietley into the night,no..no..no..you will not discriminate against you fellow man....no..no..no..i will be heard before you drag this sceptic isles into the abiss....

who knws generations from now outside every g casino there may be ...right in the enterrance..a bronce statuue of the one man who stood alone and cried out the warning against the rise of the bully boys in there black shirts...a bit like the sir matt busby statue i should think...with a nice worn golden bit on its head where 100 000s of people have affectionley patted it as a thank you


still no appoigy from george,probley too busy studieing maps of poland,

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i would suggest that the next twenty people that post on this toppic vote

either george is right ,and tom should stick to telling jokes

or

tom is right ,and george should put his mouth into reverse...




twenty people bothering to reply ,one of my better jokes....
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« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2012, 07:55:57 AM »

Godwin rules
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« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2012, 08:56:48 AM »

Godwin rules

AKA "How to Post about Nazis & get away with it".

Here's how today's temporary Wiki "replacement" describes it.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Godwin's_Law
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« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2012, 09:12:44 AM »

He might get away with it, but even evoking the subject on here is pretty risible

Perspective Tom, get some perspective.
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« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2012, 09:14:44 AM »

"what i am standing up for is that a person in a position of authority has shot his mouth of and needs to be made to appoligise"


How much value is there in a forced apology?
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« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2012, 09:47:23 AM »

We have a bronze statue already erected in Sheffield as our hero had stuck it to the man so often that he is now banned from every casino in the area. Barry Neville is our hero Smiley
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« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2012, 12:54:04 PM »

Well I can definantly see why the cardroom manager did what he did after that last post!
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« Reply #57 on: January 18, 2012, 05:49:40 PM »

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« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2012, 05:51:33 PM »

Complicetty is not an endearing trait..definantly !
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« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2012, 06:11:33 PM »

Can't believe I missed this thread first time round!!

Actually I can because I was on holiday and most likely smashed!!

Anyway just wanted to say that "spontsgouse" is my new favourite word.

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