We'll get Sarah doing the chip counts I think, any bloke would be happy to show her their stack I reckon...
An excerpt from the forthcoming film Carry On Blondepoker:
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Sarah: Could you tell me how big it is?
Player: I've put it right there on the table for you to see.
Sarah: It doesn't look that big compared to the other players.
Player: That's because you're so far away. Come closer and you can examine it yourself.
Colchester Kev does Sid James' dirty laugh etc etc etc.