An Ape and a notebook, how long will it take?

[jgcblack]

When you back bud?

lol perfect time mate, just typing this while you posted...



So, I'm done in Chongqing, China.. and now in the Hong Kong Virgin Atlantic business class lounge (naturally) and having a beer while chilling and lapping up the awesomeness of Hong Kong while actually brining something back for her majesty, good ol'Liz, well done on the Jubilee love.


I fucking love China.

Bascially it has involved some long assed days and some mentally drunk nights... I've woken up in my hotel room chair at like 4am a few times then decided to sleep the rest of the night (3hours) in my actual bed, before off to the next 12 hour day and next 7 hour session!


Other than that, I have the rest of the week off and going to be getting some hands in, want to get my groove on and get started on a video series for PS.com with Pads at the helm and im really looking forward to it.  I know that once I can really get hold of him on a regular basis I can do some serious damage to the levels I play at and the other ones within my reach.

Also, have a lot of life stuff going on this month.

I'm a best man on 9th June, my girlfriend is 30 on 11th June and I have a stag do in TALLINNNNNNN end of june! couple that with the pokers and getting some Diablo3 time in and we're good!


Going to nail my way through the poshboys blog and catch up on the recent concertz, concherto's, the crocket and the WSOP dtd500 to find out if our shared interest in MRLangley has resulted in some ££'s.... (hope its not a rub)


back soon all!

peace.

[TL900]

It did not go well. I did not get above starting stack all day, grinded 20-30bigs for a few hours and then got slowrolled by JJ button v bb to bust. Didn't re-enter either so you only owe me £30.

On the flip side. ADAM SHIPPED IT! 47 bags! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jgcblack]

It did not go well. I did not get above starting stack all day, grinded 20-30bigs for a few hours and then got slowrolled by JJ button v bb to bust. Didn't re-enter either so you only owe me £30.

On the flip side. ADAM SHIPPED IT! 47 bags! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Money sent mate.... shame I didn't get a piece of the obviously golden Adam.... wp sir!!!

#pokerisaskillgame


I would like to know however, how it is that Mr Goulder is able to turn up to DTD every week and withdraw £5k+ from the community and someone hasn't yet started buying up rights to his genes/ children...?  wp mate. ul.


Couple all of the above with the fact I've just gotten home and found my little brother with a girl in my bed, and another girl in the 'spare room/ his room'...... WTF! they were kicked out of there pronto.  And now I'm on the 'beast' while I'm washing my sheets and eating their pizza and minstrels and watching the end of Mighty Ducks 1, with 2 and 3 the next things on Sky Action HD - <3 SKYHD!

so I guess I'm not going back to bed after my 24 hours travelling, time to get some diablo3 on... then when the boys wake up I'll put some hands in.


hmmmmm......

Can't help but say wp to Alex (my bro) as he is now snuggling the two of them in his room. lolz.  #justturned18

[david3103]

Seems he'll thank you for the eviction

[jgcblack]

Seems he'll thank you for the eviction

not sure he will, they both look like they crawled up from underneath a bridge to rob an old lady....

unfortunately next to his trainers there weren't two pairs of sexy high heeled shoes, but instead some grubby dirty 'sk8ta boi' trainers.... no offence ladies but its not the kind of thing that gets a mans blood pumping.

#cantwaitforcharlenetoturnupandshowemhowitsdone!

[david3103]

Seems he'll thank you for the eviction

not sure he will, they both look like they crawled up from underneath a bridge to rob an old lady....

unfortunately next to his trainers there weren't two pairs of sexy high heeled shoes, but instead some grubby dirty 'sk8ta boi' trainers.... no offence ladies but its not the kind of thing that gets a mans blood pumping.

#cantwaitforcharlenetoturnupandshowemhowitsdone!

Feel like I've been slowrolled here.

Or had my tens beaten by 77 making a flush on the river

[jgcblack]

Seems he'll thank you for the eviction

not sure he will, they both look like they crawled up from underneath a bridge to rob an old lady....

unfortunately next to his trainers there weren't two pairs of sexy high heeled shoes, but instead some grubby dirty 'sk8ta boi' trainers.... no offence ladies but its not the kind of thing that gets a mans blood pumping.

#cantwaitforcharlenetoturnupandshowemhowitsdone!

Feel like I've been slowrolled here.

Or had my tens beaten by 77 making a flush on the river

I know what you mean, I wanted to hi 5 him and instead I almost disowned him.

Its the kind of flush that says "yeah you win, I only have 7's..."  and then someone else says "oh do you have a club, there are four out there.."


And then he says "oh yer I got one of dem..."





Fight back the sith infiltraitors.....
 

[jgcblack]

Went to see my god daughter parents im best man to next weekend and I've ended up at aspers Northampton plying a  £20 double chance with Celtic and lolling so hard @ live play and players.

Seriously how did it take me so long to get as 'bad' as I am?? Am I 'special' or something...

[TL900]

Seriously how did it take me so long to get as 'bad' as I am?? Am I 'special' or something...

really want an answer to this?

[jgcblack]

Seriously how did it take me so long to get as 'bad' as I am?? Am I 'special' or something...

really want an answer to this?

yeah... its been like 4 years or something..

VERRRY TIRED!
Anywhoo, home now after busting 1x 250bb bullet @ £1/1 cash game with Celtic and some local recreational players.

Pot (30bb's)
I managed to call pre in position with


Pot (50bb's)
and 5 way I bet IP when checked to me on
.

PFR is a bit spazzy and vs him I'm never folding this hand, so when he craises to £75, I snap shipped and he sigh called with  ldo.





Bricks everywhere and you'd think a new tesco's that specialise in selling my balls back to me in a safe and securely packed wrapper was being built.  Turns out that 250bb's isn't coming back with friends.
Then the player tells me that he made a mistake and that he thought he had  - of course, because that would make perfect sense!

[TL900]

tbf,  is better than 

[cambridgealex]

tbf,  is better than 

it's also better than , for obvious reasons

[jgcblack]

tbf,  is better than 

it's also better than , for obvious reasons

explain yourself.

[jgcblack]

This is something that I hadn't been able to understand before, I thought that being 'rolled' for a game meant that you needed to have enough money to get over the 'bluffs that went wrong' or got called by that suspicious looking Soprano's wannabe who's girlfriend the entire table are gawping at.

But it turns out you need to be rolled, to deal with the variance of spots that wouldn't come up in online play because the average live pro (Alex, Keith, TLongley ) encounter situations that the rest of us don't because they get it in with any top pair apparently........


Its a simple but fundamental lesson.




Maybe in a few months I'll do a list of 'Johns top 10 rules for poker' just like Lil'D did a version of a while back.... could be interesting reading.

[SuuPRlim]

cliffs on brothers 3some pls