An Ape and a notebook, how long will it take?

[JustinSayne]

It also says a lot about the different play style when we both decided this was the worse hand of the session

http://weaktight.com/4988753

At the time I was feeling a bit peely but I think turn is a bit optimistic.

[jgcblack]

Patrick mentioned earlier that you wanted to watch him play NL10/25 or something playing on your account/site.

If you really want, I am happy to flick $100 on Party (need it to get the free $50 PokerStrategy gave me )

I will play for a hour or so while you watch me and clear rake needed to cash out.

Let me know if you are interested.

Im willing to bet you will fall asleep watching too. Its going to be me simply folding a lot. Not something you would expect from me!

Yes pls, when???

So we just had a session, watched for an hour and discussed as we went..

cliffs of the commentary
Jgblack - "What range will we bet 3bt-ing when we're deeper?"
Justinsayne - "We're going to 3ball   here because we're a little deeper with this guy and well... just F**k him."

We have AK, raise from SB, BB peels and flop is Q63r... we cbet and get raised..
J - "If you weren't watching he would be getting it in the eye so much its unreal..."

We open UTG, CO flats and BTN MIN 3bt's (he was 250bb's deep - we're 100bb eff) we 4bt.  He shoves and
Jb - "vs UTG this is often very strong, I'm not sure I like a stack-off in this spot."  (by this i mean the 1-2 combo of min3bt/5btshove)
Ju "the problem is John, we have an A and a K."
(we lose AK vs KK)

And one more golden one...
On Kxxdd we have J7dd otb, vs a BB caller
J - "its a flip whether or not we barrell off here, but I'm feeling splashy so lets mash it.."

[cambridgealex]

so what you're saying is this guy basically did not impress you with his thought processes?

I'm probably putting 2+2 and making 5 here, but is this guy the same guy in the PS hood in this video?

[JustinSayne]

Thats me

[cambridgealex]

Thats me

Do you remember that hand on the final where you floated a c/raise vs the other big stack with A4o on was it QQ9 or something? and then jammed the turn when he bet? Can't remember the details but remember it vaguely! Was loads of short stacks around too and u and this other guy had loads of chips each, seemed like a massive blow up!

[JustinSayne]

I was indeed a huge blow up, have very little to defend it with either

[cambridgealex]

lol happens to the best of us

I still have nightmares about jamming J2o for 17bbs over two limpers with 4 left of a £1k with £90k ftw. I think it's my biggest regret in my entire life by a long long way!

[jgcblack]

Thats me

where'dya finish out of the 11 left mett? (sory if its a rub)

[cambridgealex]

Thats me

where'dya finish out of the 11 left mett? (sory if its a rub)

he had a huge stack so it must've been pretty high up....

[JustinSayne]

Thats me

where'dya finish out of the 11 left mett? (sory if its a rub)

he had a huge stack so it must've been pretty high up....

9th place

[JustinSayne]

Most tilting thing was I threw my hand into the muck once I saw his KQ and the fucking spantard dealer fished it out.

So I had to sit there as he ran the board for me, my A4 proudly on show, just in case I didn't realize already that I had got it in drawing dead for a shit tonne of chips

Should have pulled a angle and said 'no it was those two' and hoped for a glimmer of equity from the random two cards i picked

[cambridgealex]

pmsl

[jgcblack]

Most tilting thing was I threw my hand into the muck once I saw his KQ and the fucking spantard dealer fished it out.

So I had to sit there as he ran the board for me, my A4 proudly on show, just in case I didn't realize already that I had got it in drawing dead for a shit tonne of chips

Should have pulled a angle and said 'no it was those two' and hoped for a glimmer of equity from the random two cards i picked

it'd be sick, imagine if you found the 22 and found a riverball......

why did you play the hand the way you did?

[JustinSayne]

I did a John Black

I open MP i think, Russian looking dude calls otb.

QQ9r I check planning to check fold and then he bombs. So I think gtfo with your bullshit sizing and CR.

He thinks for a long time then calls. Turn is a brick and im basically handcuffed. Cant really bet turn tiny or something so once again I plan to just c/f.

Then he pretty much snap overjams and once again my WTF alarm is going beserk. Does he really over shove Qx on the turn when I play like this? We check call

Oh wait.....we are playing live poker and 90% of players are fucking retards and always have it.

He did not have JT/T8/KT/KJ He had the unbeatables like they always do

[kukushkin88]

I did a John Black

I open MP i think, Russian looking dude calls otb.

QQ9r I check planning to check fold and then he bombs. So I think gtfo with your bullshit sizing and CR.

He thinks for a long time then calls. Turn is a brick and im basically handcuffed. Cant really bet turn tiny or something so once again I plan to just c/f.

Then he pretty much snap overjams and once again my WTF alarm is going beserk. Does he really over shove Qx on the turn when I play like this? We check call

Oh wait.....we are playing live poker and 90% of players are fucking retards and always have it

Must be nice to be in the not retarded 10%, yba.