Would anyone like to put some bets for me?

[The Camel]

Having a pretty good run at the moment and I'm looking to increase the amount I can get on.

I'm looking for one or two trustworthy people to put some bets for me.

The only skills you need are to be experienced in putting online bets on, I must know you (not personally necessarily.. but have had some interaction on here), you have 500+ posts and ideally you have a Neteller account.

You'll need to be free most days between 12 and 1pm. (It's actually only 10 minutes work) And tell me in advance if you're not going to be available.

You will need to have accounts with most online bookmakers (or be prepared to open them)

You'll probably have your accounts limited/closed after some period of time (if that matters to you, don't bother applying, because it will happen unfortunately).

You can choose your pay.

To start with I will pay you either £25 per day or I'll put £5 win or £2.50 ew on each bet for you or you can take 5% of the weekly profit of the bets you put on (obviously that means you get nothing if I have a losing week).

The pay will rapidly go up as you prove your trustworthyness and ability to get bets on.

If you haven't got all the accounts, there are some excellent signup bonuses for online bookmakers. You obviously will benefit from those.

Any questions, ask them here.

If you want to apply, PM me.

[The Camel]

Ok, got 2 peeps.

Hopefully will need more in the future!

Thanks for the interest.

[Horneris]

This is awesome.

When I've got enough money and have exhausted all friends and families accounts I will copy n paste this to use for myself. Might be a few years tho!!!

[AndrewT]

When I grow up I want to be The Camel.

[Solaris]

When I grow up I want to be The Camel.

I'm wondering if he'll adopt me.

[gouty]

Adam K Hello, welcome to bet365 Live Chat. How may I help you?
David hi
David can you please explain to me why i can bet only tiny amounts with you?
David regatding racing today
Adam K Can I take your username and four digit security number please?
David xxxxxxx xxxxxx
Adam K I will be right with you.
David for example, next race muss, all you willl let me bet on a 13/8 horse is £18.46 ?!?
Adam K I can confirm that is the size of the market available on this event for you.
David what???
David you will only allow £18 on the 2nd favourite?
Adam K For that specific bet sir yes.
David £18?
David why?
Adam K It is a trading decision, that is the maximum market available on that specific selection.
David sounds like your traders are a bunch of wimps
Adam K Unfortunately sir as this is a trading decision it cannot be altered.
David joke
David thanks for your help
David i am off to corals
Adam K Is there anything else I can help you with today?

[Royal Flush]

Beat: Tiger hasn't won in ages
Brag: I can get on with a load of firms

[The Camel]

Beat: Tiger hasn't won in ages
Brag: I can get on with a load of firms

Variance: You just won one mirrrrrrrrion dollars in a poker tournament

[RedFox]

Hi Mr Camel

I have most days free between those times so if you need anymore please give me shout - i dont punt much ususally with Laddies online and average £40 - £60.

I presume bookies now use sophisticated monitoring to check betting patterns and can easily pin down the group and maybe even the ringleader.

Many moons ago pre internet one of my punter mates was very friendly with a local bookie who liked to punt on some of his stable info. One saturday morning we had loads of fun racing around as many bookies as we could to get as much on as instructed to avoid any eyebrows being raised. The day was like a military operation and a nice profit - he was happy we put on our personal fiver for each bet as well as a few bob from him plus a superb free piss up after his fancy duly trotted up.

I know this kind of thing was regular for punters like yourself trying to get money on, wonder if its still used as in donkeying around on foot as well as online?

Cheers

[Matt.NFFC.]

Hi Mr Camel

I have most days free between those times so if you need anymore please give me shout - i dont punt much ususally with Laddies online and average £40 - £60.

I presume bookies now use sophisticated monitoring to check betting patterns and can easily pin down the group and maybe even the ringleader.

Many moons ago pre internet one of my punter mates was very friendly with a local bookie who liked to punt on some of his stable info. One saturday morning we had loads of fun racing around as many bookies as we could to get as much on as instructed to avoid any eyebrows being raised. The day was like a military operation and a nice profit - he was happy we put on our personal fiver for each bet as well as a few bob from him plus a superb free piss up after his fancy duly trotted up.

I know this kind of thing was regular for punters like yourself trying to get money on, wonder if its still used as in donkeying around on foot as well as online?

Cheers

I wish people would read the OP properly first, so tilting.

[RedFox]

Hi Mr Camel

I have most days free between those times so if you need anymore please give me shout - i dont punt much ususally with Laddies online and average £40 - £60.

I presume bookies now use sophisticated monitoring to check betting patterns and can easily pin down the group and maybe even the ringleader.

Many moons ago pre internet one of my punter mates was very friendly with a local bookie who liked to punt on some of his stable info. One saturday morning we had loads of fun racing around as many bookies as we could to get as much on as instructed to avoid any eyebrows being raised. The day was like a military operation and a nice profit - he was happy we put on our personal fiver for each bet as well as a few bob from him plus a superb free piss up after his fancy duly trotted up.

I know this kind of thing was regular for punters like yourself trying to get money on, wonder if its still used as in donkeying around on foot as well as online?

Cheers

I wish people would read the OP properly first, so tilting.

Im not a prolific poster on here so please tell whats so tilting - or is it the obvoious fact i havnt posted 500 posts?

Cheers

[Laxie]

That's possibly the issue Malc, but I'd say don't sweat it.  Keith seemed to know who you were a few days ago in the racing thread so you're not exactly a mystery poster to him.   

[Karabiner]

At a guess I would say that the tilting aspect is that the OP stated to PM him if interested.

[RedFox]

Thanks Laxie but yes I now see what Karabiner (and Matt) refers to - silly me.

Ive undoubtably fallen at the first hurdle for failing to see/comprehend the obvious instructions lol.

Cheers

[Laxie]

Thanks Laxie but yes I now see what Karabiner (and Matt) refers to - silly me.

Ive undoubtably fallen at the first hurdle for failing to see/comprehend the obvious instructions lol.

Cheers

No worries.  You weren't the only one to post and Keith already said he's sorted in the second post, so you were on a roll altogether!