Nandos virgin. What should I try?

[GreekStein]

If you like nandos it means your mum prob needs cookery lessons. Pigeon food

[AndrewT]

KFC is like shooting up smack in a piss-soaked alleyway round the back of a Cash Converters whereas Nandos is like snorting cocaine off a supermodel's décolletage.

[redsimon]

KFC is like shooting up smack in a piss-soaked alleyway round the back of a Cash Converters whereas Nandos is not as nice.

fyp

[bobAlike]

I like Nando's for what it is, fast food.

Changing the subject slightly, Cos, I'm in London and looking forward to my booking at Lemonia.
Happy days.

[Solaris]

It's KFC on a plate.

What's the big deal?

[Laxie]

KFC is like shooting up smack in a piss-soaked alleyway round the back of a Cash Converters whereas Nandos is not as nice.

fyp

[sovietsong]

It's KFC on a plate.

What's the big deal?

But you can get a starter and it's really spicy?

[Chompy]

Double chicken in pitta, extra hot with cheese, no pineapple.

Chips

5 wings, hot.

Olives to start with, only cause no fuckers I go with like them, therefore no sharing.

Nobody likes olives (nap)

[paulhouk03]

It's KFC on a plate.

What's the big deal?

sure is

[Horneris]

I don't understand why people are hating on nandos, the chicken is beautiful.

I love kfc but you can't put it on anywhere near the same level.

[Woodsey]

I don't understand why people are hating on nandos, the chicken is beautiful.

I love kfc but you can't put it on anywhere near the same level.

Spot on, KFC is a higher level 

[The Camel]

Got there at 6.30ish, still had to wait 30 minutes for a table which was annoying. Assumed as I got there so early there wouldn't be a queue.

The place smelt disgusting. Nearly gave up and left on the spot, but I'm made of sterner stuff.

Finally got seated. The table was sticky. The seats were sticky. The floor was sticky. Not good.

Ordered  medium chicken breast in pitta with cheese and pineapple, spicy rice, piri chips and 3  extra hot wings plus a beer I've never heard of.

Chicken breast in pitta: 3/5 Ok, wish I'd had hotter. Bit too messy for my liking, but tasted pretty good.

Spicy rice: 1/5 Complete disappointment. Tasted of nothing in particular. Left most of it.

Chips: 5/5. Excellent stuff, just as I like chips. Could not be faulted.

Wings: 4/5. Not enough meat on them, but very tasty. Wish I'd more. No clean up tissues a big disappointment.

Beer: 5/5. Fantastic stuff. One of most refreshing beers I've ever had. Perfect compliment for the wings.

All round score: 3/5. If it was food alone it would have been 4/5 but the disgusting smell and all round stickiness must mark it down.

Way better than a KFC and all other fast food joiints, but nowhere near as good as a decent restaurant.

Will definitely go back to try other dishes, but will never wait for a table again.

[Horneris]

Good review but you messed up the rice!!

You pour shit loads of hot sauce in it and mix it up with the rice, tastes different class.

[sovietsong]

Good review but you messed up the rice!!

You pour shit loads of hot sauce in it and mix it up with the rice, tastes different class.

[The Camel]

Good review but you messed up the rice!!

You pour shit loads of hot sauce in it and mix it up with the rice, tastes different class.

NO ONE GAVE ME THE RICE ADVICE!!!!

FFS that's just the sort of tip I hoped for BEFORE I went there.

Massively disappointing.