National lottery

[George2Loose]

but if my ticket wins and yours loses surely I should get more?

OK so obviously your a pathetic idiot...  

Let me see, if you put a bet on in the bookies and lose, do you ask for some money back???

When you go shopping and put things in your trolly, do you expect to go to the cash tills and expect them to give you everything for free???

I rest my case, blonde poker forum users realy ARE as thick as blonde Essex girls!

You've got to admit George. He's got a read on you there.

Dunno mate. Least I can spell trolley. Reckon a lot of people from Essex can too.

[George2Loose]

but if my ticket wins and yours loses surely I should get more?

OK so obviously your a pathetic idiot...  

Let me see, if you put a bet on in the bookies and lose, do you ask for some money back???

When you go shopping and put things in your trolly, do you expect to go to the cash tills and expect them to give you everything for free???

I rest my case, blonde poker forum users realy ARE as thick as blonde Essex girls!

Pez these are all real nice guys just having a giggle. usp is unique selling point and you need something better in order to get these guys to part with their money.

 do you know much about football or tennis?

dont be put off by our childish behaviour. if you can hang around and get to 300 posts you can then ask for staking into poker competitions. jsut quote this thread and i'm pretty sure you could get put into a £150 deepstack at dtd with very little effort.

 a lot of the guys here play poker like its bingo but i think getting em to invest in a lottery may be a non starter.

How is Herbie the voice of reason? WTF?

[pez]

You do make me laugh georgie, if only you took the same amount of time in your posts as you did in your poker you might actually win sometimes.

A donk born every minute, and i guess your one of the top donks around here.

Now  lets see if i can insult more of the pathetic members to reach 300 posts, then get a £2k buy in from the same twats i have been insulting.

[smashedagain]

but if my ticket wins and yours loses surely I should get more?

OK so obviously your a pathetic idiot...  

Let me see, if you put a bet on in the bookies and lose, do you ask for some money back???

When you go shopping and put things in your trolly, do you expect to go to the cash tills and expect them to give you everything for free???

I rest my case, blonde poker forum users realy ARE as thick as blonde Essex girls!

Pez these are all real nice guys just having a giggle. usp is unique selling point and you need something better in order to get these guys to part with their money.

 do you know much about football or tennis?

dont be put off by our childish behaviour. if you can hang around and get to 300 posts you can then ask for staking into poker competitions. jsut quote this thread and i'm pretty sure you could get put into a £150 deepstack at dtd with very little effort.

 a lot of the guys here play poker like its bingo but i think getting em to invest in a lottery may be a non starter.

How is Herbie the voice of reason? WTF?

its a troll on troll level. just whooshes you lol

[Woodsey]

LOL stop winding him up  

[gatso]

thread has potential. so glad I didn't delete it

[pez]

lol i can take all you have to give, and as you can see... i also give it back too!

MUPPETS the lot of you!  MUPPETS!!!!

[Woodsey]

lol i can take all you have to give, and as you can see... i also give it back too!

MUPPETS the lot of you!  MUPPETS!!!!

Keep biting mate

[George2Loose]

You do make me laugh georgie, if only you took the same amount of time in your posts as you did in your poker you might actually win sometimes.

A donk born every minute, and i guess your one of the top donks around here.

Now  lets see if i can insult more of the pathetic members to reach 300 posts, then get a £2k buy in from the same twats i have been insulting.

Doubt it

[AndrewT]

In, but only if we do the Polish lottery, as their draws are awesome.

[nirvana]

Probably in if it's less than a pair of slippers per week

[mondatoo]

The Lottery is a jamoke.

[claypole]

Funniest post I have read for a while....I must visit lounge more often, see my pathetic idiot team mate tomorrow at Star City - if only Pez had been around a few months ago I might of got a better team mate who wins more at poker 

[JK]

Heres what happened tonight on pokerstars $1 buy in, over 3000 runners.

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 209 hands and saw flop:
 - 9 out of 25 times while in big blind (36%)
 - 4 out of 25 times while in small blind (16%)
 - 9 out of 159 times in other positions (5%)
 - a total of 22 out of 209 (10%)
 Pots won at showdown - 6 of 7 (85%)
 Pots won without showdown - 27
 
 
Lost out again .....
 
Deep into tourney, blinds 8500/17000  ante 2125
 
208,000 chips and currnetly in 18th position out of 23 left.
 
Me  SB  (KK) 2 limpers, i raise to 85,000 BB folds, one limper also folds, one left who called.
 
 
Flop  2D 3D 10H  Me All In for 132,074 he calls (pot now 485,148
 
 Both turn cards over and he shows 10C QC (im happy with that)
 
Turn 10D  River 4H  and im out!
 
5hrs 53mins and i get a return of $8.67 for a $1 buy in.
 
Every hand i played i won, until the last one, just pisses me off when i get so far into a game only to be donked out by some bloody idiot that thinks Q 10 is a great hand!


Forgot to ask,  did i play the hand correctly or should i have played any different?

This guys a fantastic player! First posts ftw

[smashedagain]

if you can get through this initial beasting pez then i am pretty sure you are gonna become an entertaining member of the community.

when i first joined a year ago i got called a troll, a clown, a wind up merchant,a proper dick and much worse (they were all correct obv) and look at me one year on. got my own slot in the blonde advent calendar and tommorrow they are letting me loose on the live update blog.

of course all the pha and learning how to play better poker has completly messed my natural game up and i aint  had a decent hendonmob entry in the last year having had the mother of all run good the previous year.  if i was better at poker i would be playing and not blogging so as my income is now almost nil please let me know where i need to send my £1 a week to join the syndicate. ty cheers