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« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2012, 10:32:18 AM »

last night i went to bed early to get up to watch the grand prix, guess that was a fail then as still flat on my back
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« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2012, 10:26:42 AM »

Just spent 15 mins hanging on the tax help line listening to the worst lift musac possible, eventually got through to the right person, sat down for a long chat and cut myself off. Its going to be a long day.
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« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2012, 12:08:30 PM »

Collected 16 bits of toughened glass for some garage doors
Got to job today opened my side door ......4 bits smashed on the side of the road .....sigh
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« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2012, 12:53:41 PM »

Collected 16 bits of toughened glass for some garage doors
Got to job today opened my side door ......4 bits smashed on the side of the road .....sigh

Cant of been that tough then eh?
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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2012, 01:24:10 PM »

A few years ago I used to own a chip shop and every Saturday without fail a man and a woman used to come in and order 2 Plaice and and a bag of chips. One Saturday the man came in on his own and I asked where his mom was. His reply was 'that's my wife'. Oops, he looked about 40 and his wife must have been the wrong side of 70. They never came back.
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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2012, 09:51:20 PM »

Driving back from Glasgow today, stopped to fill the car up (was less than 1/4 tank) - filled it, and was replacing the nozzle when I remembered that the new car, bought a few weeks back was a diesel..... gg £55 of unleaded, gg £78 excess recovery charge, gg £?? my mate'll charge to drain it, add in a ton of shit I'll take as I made a few disparaging comments about a mate's daughter for doing the same thing earlier this week & yes it all = big steaming heap of personal fail. F.M.L.!!!!!

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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2012, 09:53:53 PM »

Driving back from Glasgow today, stopped to fill the car up (was less than 1/4 tank) - filled it, and was replacing the nozzle when I remembered that the new car, bought a few weeks back was a diesel..... gg £55 of unleaded, gg £78 excess recovery charge, gg £?? my mate'll charge to drain it, add in a ton of shit I'll take as I made a few disparaging comments about a mate's daughter for doing the same thing earlier this week & yes it all = big steaming heap of personal fail. F.M.L.!!!!!



JUst be glad you didnt turn it over as it could have been gg engine!
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« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2012, 12:40:50 AM »

JUst be glad you didnt turn it over as it could have been gg engine!

I know - especially with that much unleaded in. Not my car either... boy I'm glad I didn't turn it over.
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« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2012, 10:32:30 AM »

Rushed into work for my first appointment.................which is at 1 pm this afternoon.
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« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2012, 01:59:43 PM »

Driving back from Glasgow today, stopped to fill the car up (was less than 1/4 tank) - filled it, and was replacing the nozzle when I remembered that the new car, bought a few weeks back was a diesel..... gg £55 of unleaded, gg £78 excess recovery charge, gg £?? my mate'll charge to drain it, add in a ton of shit I'll take as I made a few disparaging comments about a mate's daughter for doing the same thing earlier this week & yes it all = big steaming heap of personal fail. F.M.L.!!!!!



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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2012, 05:31:30 PM »

Driving back from Glasgow today, stopped to fill the car up (was less than 1/4 tank) - filled it, and was replacing the nozzle when I remembered that the new car, bought a few weeks back was a diesel..... gg £55 of unleaded, gg £78 excess recovery charge, gg £?? my mate'll charge to drain it, add in a ton of shit I'll take as I made a few disparaging comments about a mate's daughter for doing the same thing earlier this week & yes it all = big steaming heap of personal fail. F.M.L.!!!!!



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Think-Diesel-Audible-Warning-Petrol-Diesel-Fuel-Saver-NO-misfuelling-Device-/150777430752?pt=UK_Car_Accessories_Touring_Travel&hash=item231b0902e0#ht_500wt_949

Actually a good idea, thanks for that as we do have both diesel & petrol cars.
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« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2012, 09:29:57 AM »

Just had a pretty big one. Was eating my lunch earlier and I could not get any ketchup out of the bottle as is standard, put the lid back on and shook the fuck out of it, sigh lid not back on properly  Sad

The ketchup goes fricking everywhere within a 8 foot radius all around me, at first glance it did not hit anyone but it went on a couple of other people's tables and I was covered in the stuff, it was all on my table the surrounding chairs everywhere. I called the waitress and apologized and she half cleaned it up and I was sat there looking like a right knob, I didn't even finish my lunch I just got the bill and left shortly after 
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« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2012, 10:41:08 AM »

Just had a pretty big one. Was eating my lunch earlier and I could not get any ketchup out of the bottle as is standard, put the lid back on and shook the fuck out of it, sigh lid not back on properly  Sad

The ketchup goes fricking everywhere within a 8 foot radius all around me, at first glance it did not hit anyone but it went on a couple of other people's tables and I was covered in the stuff, it was all on my table the surrounding chairs everywhere. I called the waitress and apologized and she half cleaned it up and I was sat there looking like a right knob, I didn't even finish my lunch I just got the bill and left shortly after 

lol, your misfortune just made my day.
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« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2012, 02:25:35 PM »

Day off today so having a bottle of wine for lunch and some prawns and rice - stopped off at the Tesco and picked up a nice bottle from the Fridge for £7 - French, Nice Label etc
Get home and its Red
Tescos Really>
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« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2012, 02:34:44 PM »

could be that new fangled rosé stuff
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