The Apprentice 2012 thread

[gatso]

meh, really starting to lose interest now. the tasks are now completely pointless and have no bearing on the competition

still enjoy watching the tasks but the boardroom is just tilting, I may just watch up until the results are announced and then switch off from now on

regards
R

[AndrewT]

Yeah - last night's was the first one where I was only really half watching it, it's just all too dull. I'm just hanging on now for Laura's You're Fired, so I can wallow in her Caledonian cuteness for half an hour.

Oh how I pine for Baggs the Brand.

Regards

A

[Horneris]

Tom big fav, Ricky clear 2nd fav then Nick.

Would be wary to do a market nowadays though as he will probably just pick that bird with the awful voice because of her tanning business, zzz.

Regards,

B

[ripple11]

basically he couldn't get rid of another girl!

regards

Ri

[SuuPRlim]

The whole thing is getting a bit ridic.

"Jam. Every year lots of people buy Jam - your task is to go away and in 6 hours create/name/brand a revolutionary new Jam, you know the sort of work specialist Jam manufcatorers would spend £500,000 and take 6 months to do. Then I've laid you on a stall somewhere and set up meetings that the people know are fake cos it's for reality TV, and you have to go sell your new Jam to them - anyone not capable of learning about a new industry, mastering it and selling lots of Jam in >48 hours will be in the firing line, until I ignore the results of my completely pointless task and fire someone at random."

"I'd like to be team leader, whereas I have no actual experience in Jam, when I was 13 I went to a cafe in Whitby which sold Jam, and that experience taught me that the secret to Jam is organisation, team-work and someone who is capable of making strong decisions, which is clearly me"

Anyone else?

"I'd like to put myself forward as well, I actually run a specialist Jam production plant and was named Jam salesman of the year 3 times running, so pick me, watch me fail to live up to my outgragous claims, prove I'm actually just a little thick and the challenge is near on impossibly unrealistic and you've got an easy person to blame when Lord Sugar wants to know why we didn't change the face of the Jam industry in 2 days"

Nick: "well I mean, there is no direction, no leadership, and no-one is watching the figures, or working out how much they need to sell the product for! I think to be honest, they are i a bit of a Jam really."

Adam: "well, ya know, I'm a bloke so I don't know anything about Jam. We've got Laura on the team though, she's a women, and women must know about Jam right? Best idea is to leave the girls to it and wait till next week when we have to design a new fighter plane, then the boys can show em what we're made of"

[George2Loose]

It's always been like this Dave.

[redsimon]

I like this series. Especially the new twist of not firing the losing PM

regards

rs

[bobby1]

er, what happened there?

P

[TightEnd]

"I thought a medium was something where you contacted the other side"

"There's like two of them, different, but the same"

Classic stuff from Neanderthal Adam


Still have Tom and Nick favourites. Dislike Stephen and the honking voice of Jenna



Regards

T

[kinboshi]

It's 6am at the Big Apprentice House.
Phone call: "Lord Sugar wants to meet you at Cheeky Cockney Markets, the cars will be there in 15 minutes to pick you up."

15 minutes!  Bullshit, they're all asleep and then supposedly, 15 minutes later they're all showered, made-up, dressed and have presumably eaten. 

Anyway, Tom has to be clear favourite and some of the others are just bloody awful.  Looking forward to their business plans though, that's always amusing.

Regards,

D

[gatso]

It's 6am at the Big Apprentice House.
Phone call: "Lord Sugar wants to meet you at Cheeky Cockney Markets, the cars will be there in 15 minutes to pick you up."

15 minutes!  Bullshit, they're all asleep and then supposedly, 15 minutes later they're all showered, made-up, dressed and have presumably eaten. 

Anyway, Tom has to be clear favourite and some of the others are just bloody awful.  Looking forward to their business plans though, that's always amusing.

*cough* err, wtf is this?

regards
R

[gatso]

I've always wondered why they don't just ignore the phone when sugar's secretary calls at 6 am. he's not going to fire them all so just have some more sleep and call back at 9 when you're all ready

regards
R

[kinboshi]

It's 6am at the Big Apprentice House.
Phone call: "Lord Sugar wants to meet you at Cheeky Cockney Markets, the cars will be there in 15 minutes to pick you up."

15 minutes!  Bullshit, they're all asleep and then supposedly, 15 minutes later they're all showered, made-up, dressed and have presumably eaten. 

Anyway, Tom has to be clear favourite and some of the others are just bloody awful.  Looking forward to their business plans though, that's always amusing.

*cough* err, wtf is this?

regards
R

Fixed

Regards,

K

[TRIP5]

Mrs Doyle in Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse...


Jade in Kicking Ahzad's strategy up the arse...


Separated at birth?

Regards,

T5

[Cf]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/s108/the-apprentice/news/a381135/apprentice-laura-hogg-told-of-murdered-ex-during-show.html

Regards

C