DTD £50,000 Guaranteed £150 March Deepstack Day1a

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Dean Czyz re-entered for the first time ever - its paying dividends early on.
He makes it 650, Ed Overall calls. Bash Mahmood to 2,750, Dean flats, as does Ed.
Flop -   .
Bash shoves for 10k with QQ, Dean snaps with AA.
AA holds, full double for Dean.

Ricky Hill has just opened in the cut off on this table for 1k. Button and blinds fold while asking why so much. Ricky dramatically throws down AK and says "Now you know why! I didn't want anyone to call!"

Dean starts to plot his second double up.

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When they are back from break, could someone ask Donald Jones on table 12 seat 6 if knows that he lost a bet today on the runners at walsall. Incase he didn't know, let him know that 153 registered and theres a fat greek kid looking to collect! ha

i told him.

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he said " if you can get  this tooth out of my mouth you can have it."

Is that Alex?

You win the prize. Did I mention what the prize was?

Buy you dinner tomorrow?

LOL   i wondered why no one else entered, now I know it's cause they thought that was the prize.

[JGill_DTD]

28k in the middle on a 4-10-7-7-9 board.
How they got that much in the middle I don't know.
Hanley checks, Akhtar bets 6,500. Hanley calls with Q10 and is good.

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Which Blondes are playing tomorrow?

[WotRTheChances]

Is it more depressing to look across the table and see Barry Neville has twice as many chips as you or having to listen to him singing along to his mp3 player? FML

[JGill_DTD]

Algernon has been flirting with Amy the dealer since she sat down.
He gets 4k in with AK and shows it. Winter busy playing with his phone "on their backs please" Winter finally tables KK.
Board - 769
"10 please" from Algernon.
Turn - 8
"10 PLEASE!" from Algernon.
River - 10, Algernon makes the chop. Winter very unhappy, and tells Algernon whatever he's doing under the table to Amy's leg, please stop it.

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I find myself standingnext to barry neville at table 23.

Barry "I'm totally relaxing here. I've even got my zip open"

I mentally thank god he is sitting down with his nether regions hidden by the poker table, but it gets worse.

"I'm so relaxed, " he says, "My bollocks are on the floor they're that full"

I quickly move over to stand by Zippy insteadl.

Sandeep Singh opens for 700, barry is next to act on the button and asks him how much he has, and has he just been moved from another table or just entered. Zippy then pipes up and asks him why it matters? Barry says, don't spoil it for me and makes the call, followed swiftly by Zippy in the BB.

Sandeep bets 1500 on a flop of

Ah

Barry  folds, saying now that just spoilt it for me as well. Zippy asks Sandeep how much he has and calls.

The turn is the . Both players check.

River . Zippy bets out 3.5K, leaving himself with about  9K.

Sandeep sits for a while then goes all in for 8500 total, Zippy reluctantly makes the call to see Sandeep's . Zippy  mucks his 10 high flush.

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Is it more depressing to look across the table and see Barry Neville has twice as many chips as you or having to listen to him singing along to his mp3 player? FML

Might be even more depressing if you look under the table and see he was telling the truth about his nads.

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I'm on the other side of the card room and I can hear Rasta shouting "another jack, another jack, oh yes a jack! unlucky brother! dealer - bring more people over here please, I need to take them out"

Donald Jones is the unlucky mother brother this time.

[JGill_DTD]

Board reads 234A3.
Rastafish checks,  Mirfakhrai bets 3k.
Fish puts him all in for 15k, and looks at me exactly the way he did when he had that straight flush.
 Mirfakhrai calls with 56, Fish shows A3 for runner runner boat.
Fish starts dancing round the table singing "another one bites the dust"

Very next hand, he has JJ, Donald Jones shoves for 5k with 99.
Jack on the flop, singing "another one bites the dust" yet again.

He then shouts "come on, bring more players to the table, I need MOAR!"

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Did Zippy, Justin and the rest play Walsall today?

[JGill_DTD]

Hill all in for 2.5k.
Lacey now all in for 20k, Wood has him covered and calls.
Hill - Q9
Lacey - QQ
Wood - AQ
Runs 67108A, Hill triples, Wood wins a huge pot from Lacey who is out.

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Barry.

Saw this and thought of you.

[JGill_DTD]

22:28
Fish to Griffiths - "in 30 minutes you will be stacked"
Griffiths has about 14k, watch this space.

[JGill_DTD]

Mistri to 525, Neville calls.
Leigh Gould to 1550, both players call.
Flop - 10 10 4.
check/check, Gould ships for 5k with A4, Mistri calls with K10, gould drawing dead on the turn.