A Sicilian, a chinaman and a bag full of money go to Tunica

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Re: A Sicilian, a chinaman and a bag full of money go to Tunica

« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2012, 07:23:09 AM »

So onto the 6 max...... Errrr... Fortunately for you all neither of us lasted more than 2 hours...So no tourney reort you lucky people. We woke up late after Deggening the night before and stumbled bleary eyed deep into level 1... Both played horribly and finished with a flourish by both being bad beated out for good measure.

We decided to go exploring so into the mustang mobile roof down on a beautiful day and off we went.... To..... Some other casinos...wiiiiiii !!!!

We embarked on an epic roulette crawl that took in 4 casinos... Scores on the doors..

3 ID checks

1 refusal of entry

1 pit boss pissed off

And 1 all you can eat Buffett for 12 quid ( where's vince and redog when you need them..we want value here people.

The jobs worth not accepting our photo I D driving license and refusing to let us in...ffs mate I'm 43 and with the best will in the world I don't look under 21....

The roulette spin up was awesome... Get in the hole.. Hit a big number and press for the world..lol the locals were playing 30 dollars each total and all nearly feinted as our hero chinaman moved towers of chips into the Vincinity of 20 & 23... I backed up the main man to take in 45% of the wheel and we were on like donkey kong....when the smoke cleared we exited left with a couple of bags and the locals shaking their heads at those two crazy boys with the funny accents.

In ballys we spun down a bag before before mounting a 2nd front..not being a big casino their only wheel had a max of $25 on a number..the Pizz and I pool resources but have two different colours... As we hit pay dirt a call came down from upstairs and the boss accused us of playing together and we counldnt double up on our fave numbers... No prob we smiled and scooped their money and fucked off..lol good luck getting your money back budee...

Back in home base a quick freshen up in the room..money dump..reload.. And back into the fray for the boys.. More roulette and craps ftw..early doors was good Up about 800 each.... Usher in the epic press....we unloaded all the tub could eat pressed hard and ... 7 became the face number and the press came unstuck and we ended the day after a solid 10 hours of degen still well up on the day...

Let the Pizz drive the car today...ffs he was like a kid..can I have a go now please oh go on....please..please...please...he didn't stop smiling for an hour..apart from the one time he forgot what side to drive on...asked a dealer what car was better..dodge charger or mustang ...mustang it was..so we got that bit right although I think we have managed to make the car less appealing some how....

Supposed to play the 500 tmmr but it may get a swerve..both a bit meh about poker at the moment and def not firing on all cylinders although that prob wouldn't make a difference... May do grace lands tmmr and some girlie shopping..still wanna Stetson especially for the Gav..a chinaman in a Stetson is almost worth paying to see.... I for see huge degen sessions on the horizon..man I wanna go play some craps...


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« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2012, 07:35:53 AM »

You two remind me of thelma and Louise.

Gonna use my one time for the same ending.


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« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2012, 07:41:44 AM »

Quote from: celtic on March 29, 2012, 07:35:53 AM

You two remind me of thelma and Louise.

Gonna use my one time for the same ending.

lolz u may get ur wish if i let the chinaman drive anymore !


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« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2012, 08:22:10 AM »

Why did I somehow immediately think of the car park scene....


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« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2012, 08:33:09 AM »

Photo of Gavski in Stetson pls.
Good luck u fkn degens!


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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2012, 08:38:14 AM »

Photo of Cletus spreading Gav on the bonnet pls


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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2012, 09:33:10 AM »

Sound like a HILARIOUS TRIP!

Good work on the craps! The secret to craps really is high morale, dice are very spiritual and can instantly detect negative energy, so it's imprtant you, and your "table-mates" are keeping positive morale HIGH!

I included some scientifically tested more-boosting measures in a blog post once, about half way down, defo try implementing these measures and I'm sure results will improve!

http://lildaveslife.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/missing-in-action.html

Good Luck!


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« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2012, 10:00:20 AM »

Enjoying the thread.

gl boys - get the lot.


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« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2012, 10:13:08 AM »

Quote from: Drain Alien on March 29, 2012, 08:33:09 AM

Photo of Gavski in Stetson pls.
Good luck u fkn degens!

this whilst in or driving the car. Make it a proper thelma moment lol


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« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2012, 10:15:23 AM »

Are you really 43 Dean

Great little thread......keep it up til the end


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« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2012, 11:08:52 AM »

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« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2012, 03:39:42 PM »

Hero Degen Alert

Just woke up to discover the Gavidar was back in the casino at 6 am playing blackjack... ' I couldn't sleep '. Sure Bud u keep telling yourself that lol....


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« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2012, 04:09:30 PM »

Pass Pizzled the keyboard at some point? Ta


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