A Sicilian, a chinaman and a bag full of money go to Tunica

[the sicilian]

Swerved pokerz today and went over to gracelands . It's about 30miles from where we are staying and was ones of the boxes we aimed to tick on the trip . The sun was shining and the roof was down and we had a lovely drive over. Mississippi seems to consist of massive wide open spaces intersected by endless straight as an arrow roads.

As we drew into a more built up area co pilot Pizz spots a KFC .. Being the food connoisseur he is he insists we pull in.. No prob I could eat.  The sign on the door insisted that no guns should be brought into the store did t instil confidence and our jolly accents drew sceptical stares from the all African American clientele.. The fact they were mostly women didn't make us feel an safer. We ordered what we thought was a chicken burger but was actually a slice of cheese and bacon slapped between two chicken breasts... No bun no nothing just like that.. Lolz.. Obv it was lovely.

We managed to get out without being gunned down by Ma Baker and her boys and made it to Elvis land. Gracelands was good some nice exhibits and a good insight into the king. For a fan it would be nirvana.. I like elvis obv and I got quite a bit out of it so good all round .

Back at base now gonna play a satay and then we r moving onto prob dice ... Degen report here Soon

[Simon Galloway]

You had one of these.

[pizzled]

You had one of these.

It looked like there was bread in the photo, I should have worn my glasses

[the sicilian]

That's the one... I let gav order I was too busy watching our back for a quick drawing momma.

So Pizz played a ME satty ... We decided not to play in the same one as we wernt  sure how many seats it would produce. It fetched 3 and poor gav went out 10th to A 4 with AK on a J 7 4 flop.. Old dude called the lot off instantly..soul read chinaman was not happy.. I fared little better played a STT as they are pretty soft..genius limp called with Q d 10 H op...donk led a 3 diamond ace high brd into my AK ...I couldnt flat for 60% of my stack so shipped him in he got there on the river obv...

Played the evening comp..owned a yokel who tried to triple barrel a ridic bluff past me which made no sense... I talked to myself out loud the hand and he thought I was critiquing his play..Lol...

Then a straggler from the viet cong sat in the 10 seat and proceeded to tell everyone how brilliant he was..my fave line of his was ' if this was a ten thousand dollar event you wouldnt have a chance'.... Lol... He then showed off his mad skills by twice limp calling tug with shit op.. Then to a 300 limp from utg he raised to four and a half thousand..lol awesome... I wanted him bad but he got his arse handed to him overplaying 9 5 os........ Wp sir... Anyway I managed to get it in ahead twice and get run runnered both times flush first straight second time.... Sigh

Took the fuming puzzled for a lovely steak and on to more pressing matters at the craps table.... It was horrible..the dice were colder than a witches tit..so bad we had to go back to the room for a reload..gav abandoned me in favour of blackjack and was soon reporting success whilst I continued to run like death.

The 2nd not insubstantial clip was almost spent.. The dice could roll nothing but sevens...tears stained the felt..heads were hung in solemn defeat...it was all over...then we got stubborn dug in and began to roll and press..press and roll..Pizz rejoined the action and from the ashes we rose...barking orders to the dealers to press hard and often and their hands danced feverishly with chips aplenty.... The table super heated and we were even..then stepped forward an angel..a rookie who had refused to roll three times in a row...finally she picked up the dice urged on by the dealer...she timidly tossed the dice, barely reaching the back of the tub..she set her point and we halved our bets .... She rolled a number..we pressed some of the profit back..she rolled a point..set another rolled it again..rolled a loaded number...and again...we gave her an encouraging clap...closed our eyes and thought of the two most loaded numbers we had... Bang she bulls eyed them in turn... Time to hit and hit hard... She smiled sweetly as we vocally celebrated each number and point....a stream of fist pumps followed until the inevitable roll out.... She'd rolled us from Evans into double money in ten minutes..gawd bless beginners luck..

Another good shift ends...tomorrow we must try and play some poker.....or perhaps not...

[millidonk]

Man, sounds so class. Video camera plz.

[the sicilian]

Won't let u video table action I'm afraid... If they did it would be epic

[pizzled]

Wiiiiiiii- spangles on ft of 200$..... Gogogo my 10%...I'm gonna stick it all on black if he wins

[claypole]

OMG - he lasted 5 hrs in a comp and not got it in against a clown who played terribly and got there ;-)

Glgl - win it all and spin it up Gav - loving the diary

[tonytats]

Good read guys good luck enjoy it it sounds great

[dreenie]

Seriously awesome read!!

Love the degeneracy ITT, can't wait to go viva las vegassssssssssss, all I need now is to learn craps - glglglgl for rest of trip!

[the sicilian]

Im tired..so quick report...played the 150 runner $200  chopped it four ways for 5 grand each..played pretty well and saw some awesome hands..one in particular i will report later because its so unbelievable...

We spun Gavs 10% up + more on the craps ...and oooops dunno about gone in sixty seconds bit closer to five minutes...thats how you blow nearly a grand people and then walk away laughing..awesome...

4am and we are doing our football bets..$1000 main event in just 8 hours... sure making the start of that....

[the sicilian]

LOL..we need help 4.30am and i just had to virtually wake Gav up to tell me the name of Eso's horse so i can get a bet on wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Chompy]

Sirius Degeneracy

Nice binkage sir. Knew you had a four-way chop with three Cletus's in you. How's it feel to get a US flag?

[dreenie]

Im tired..so quick report...played the 150 runner $200  chopped it four ways for 5 grand each..played pretty well and saw some awesome hands..one in particular i will report later because its so unbelievable...

We spun Gavs 10% up + more on the craps ...and oooops dunno about gone in sixty seconds bit closer to five minutes...thats how you blow nearly a grand people and then walk away laughing..awesome...

4am and we are doing our football bets..$1000 main event in just 8 hours... sure making the start of that....

wiiiiiiiiiii wp wp gogogo 4 the rest of the trip!

[Dewi_cool]

great read gratz on the bink